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December 8, 2011

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Don't Say That, Say This!

Coming across a guide of "18 Common Phrases to Avoid In Conversation," I was struck by the rightness of the article's aim: Some things should indeed never be said. But the alternate conversational choices offered by the magazine seemed a bit passive…

Limp Bizkit Got Dropped From Their Record Label. Wait, What Year Is It?

Every once in a while, I’ll go back and watch music videos that were popular in the late 90s and early 2000s, and I say this with as little hyperbole as possible, but the wonderment I feel towards Limp Bizkit ever being one of the USA’s top music ac…

Squirrel Pulls Fire Alarm, Evacuates School

This squirrel must not have studied for its big calculus final. Actually, since this happened in Florida, the squirrel was probably trying to avoid a mandatory drug test.

The 40 Best Memes Of 2011

Anyway you look at it, 2011 was a great year for memes. Here's a look at the dumbest, funniest, and best memes of the past year.

Dow Drops Almost 200 As Germany Rejects EU Draft Measures

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The Most Badass Predator Sculpture Ever Made

What could possibly make the Predator alien more badass than he’s already proven himself to be? Make a full-sized likeness of him out of metal!

50 Majestic Cats Playing In The Snow

Winter is coming. And I guarantee that no one, and certainly no thing, looks more glorious in the snow than these cats.

Pretentious Foodie Bullshit

Celebrity chef Ted Allen prepares a fussy-ass dish from his new cookbook, Pretentious Foodie Bullshit. Look, I know this is over a month old, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It deserves to be reposted.

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Help Identify These Pearl Harbor Heroes

An iconic American photograph in the making. Part of a remembrance gallery in honor of the 70th anniversary of the attacks, this snapshot of female firefighters has captured our imaginations.

Virginia Tech Says Shots Were Reported Near Campus Parking Lot (DETAILS)

Virginia Tech University just sent out an alert, reporting that gun shots have been fired on campus at the Coliseum parking lot.EXCLUSIVE: A National Dialogue On Gun Control Is Long OverdueThere are reports that one police officer has been shot afte…

OnLive Mobile Lets You Play L.A. Noire On Your iPad

OnLive -- the cloud-based gaming service that, through mysticism and Internet wizardry, lets you play games by instantly streaming them to your computer or OnLive microconsole -- can now be played on the go (assuming you have either a Wi-Fi, 3G, or …

What The Twitter Redesign Looks Like

It's that time again. A beloved social network is redesigning. Do you like the changes or will you angrily be tweeting about them?

Rick Perry's New Ad Is Better

I can't put my finger on why, but this ad really captures the Governor. If I were Newt or Mitt, I'd be worried that Perry was finally finding himself.

Homemade Kids Gifts

Grandma loves handmade gifts from the kiddos, so spruce up her bookshelf and fridge with these great gifts that kids can make! (16 Photos)

Say Hello To The Human Hay Bale! // Current TV

Man gets his kit off, climbs aboard a hay baler and dives straight in. What happens next? Well, you'll have to watch it for yourself to find out.

Mirror To The Future: Introducing Reveal // Current TV

Mirror, mirror on the wall: what's the weather going to be like today? Gadget-lovers, there’s a new must-have device for you to covet: an interactive

Willow Smith Is Eleven

Keep that in mind as you watch her shimmy. Nicki Minaj joins Willow for her latest video, "Fireball". Shouldn't you have to have breasts before you try and shake them?

New Years Drinks

Sure, champagne's great on its own for toasting, but to it's even better in a cocktail. Make your New Year's Eve party even more fun with one of these sparkling drink recipes. And for more holiday recipes and ideas, visit Holidaily! (10 Photos)

Barack Obama's Most Badass Quote Yet

Republicans have been attacking the President's foreign policy, calling it a strategy of "appeasement." When confronted by reporters with these attacks, President Obama responded with a haymaker.

Striking Photos Of The Guatemalan Quema Del Diablo Ceremony

Residents of Guatemala City burn images of the devil to free themselves from evil spirits and negativity.

Santa Is Terrifying

The best awkward Santa photo of 2011. That baby, and by extension Santa, will need some new pants.

Zebra Yelling Like A Human

There is a man trapped inside this zebra! He needs help!

Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube

That's one clever crustacean.

When College Icebreakers Go Wrong

The first week of college is weird enough for everybody. Thankfully it's usually not this weird.

Why Men And Women Can't Just Be Friends

A Utah State student set out to ask every person in the school's library if men and women could be just friends. Let's just say that their responses were split and telling.

This Might Be The Worst Movie Ever

The idea of a Three Stooges movie from the Farrelly Brothers sounds awful, but it’s still way better than an actual Three Stooges movie from the Farelly Brothers. Which is what we have a trailer for today. Occasionally some scamp will hack a yout…

Carey Mulligan’s October 2010 Vogue Cover Is Now On The Cover Of French Elle…How Did This Happen?

Look: Carey Mulligan is on the November cover of French Elle. Except wait, the photograph is literally identical to the one that covered American Vogue‘s October issue last year. It was the actresses’ first Vogue cover and was shot by Peter Lindberg…

An Idiot Got A Tim Tebow Tattoo

Don't get me wrong. I still think he might be the second coming of Jesus, but tattooing a centaur version of him on your thigh? You'll regret that.

Double Amputee Skydives With His War Dog

This soldier lost both his feet in combat. But that didn't stop him from jumping out of a plane with his canine pal strapped to him. And look how happy the dog is after the jump!

General Electric Dividend Yield May Top 5% In 2012

General Electric dividend story updated to include forecast from UBS in seventh paragraph.

10 Great Songs Bafflingly Rejected By Pop Stars

These tracks all ended up as classics. No thanks to the bozos who initially passed them up. Via NME

When Apes Adopt Cats As Cuddly Pets

Humans love to hold a warm, furry cat in their arms or in their laps (with some exceptions, of course) but humans aren’t the only primates who like pets. Monkeys and apes seem to have a similar affinity to cats, as you’ll see in a gallery of cute pi…

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100 Great (Not Best!) Songs Of 2011

This is not a “best of 2011” music list. I didn’t hear or read or see all the music this year. Did you? Perhaps after consulting with a suitably large staff, a publication could reasonably claim to draw a box around, say, the best music of the year.…


BRAUN TAKES NL MVP: That's what I published ahead this award was formally declared. It is what ought to seem in this post. But it does not. Ryan Braun acquired

Cathy Horyn Thinks Fashion Blogs Lack Reporting; Has A Suggestion For The Kind Of Blog You Should Start

Barnard College puts out a great fashion mag called Hoot, and you might recognize the name of one of the contributors to their latest issue: It’s Cathy Horyn. The Times critic is a Barnard alum and she wrote a thoughtful piece for Hoot about how she…

Lindsay Lohan 'Playboy' Cover Leaks Online

If waiting until Dec. 15 for a first glimpse at Lindsay Lohan's much-talked-about Playboy spread seems unbearable, well, consider this an early holiday present: The cover of the January/February issue, which features a nude LiLo straddling a red Pla…

Is ANTM A Total Sham? – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice

It’s fairly widespread knowledge at this point in time that reality television isn’t exactly what we’d consider “reality.” Stars of these cheap-to-produce shows generally keep mum on the subject until their contracts expire and their fame dwindles, …

Royal Wedding And August Riots Top Facebook Most-talked-about List // Current TV

The UK’s most-talked about topics on Facebook for 2011 have been revealed and the royal wedding and August riots have topped the list. According to

Dysfunctional Families Season Promo // Current TV

Every family is different and has very different Christmas traditions. Meet some truly dysfunctional families this festive season. December 27th - Capturing

Everything Joe Walsh Has Done In Congress This Year

.bbpBox{background:url( #f2f5f7;padding:20px;}My office was invaded by the Occupy Protesters today & all I saw were $1000 laptops & vomit on the carpet. Thank God for #febrezeWed Dec 07…

Monstrous Christmas Tree Ornaments

Etsy seller Michelle Scrimpsher makes Christmas tree ornaments that will delightfully darken your holiday cheer. This particular one pictured above has been sold, but you can find other monstrous ornaments in the NeatoShop.

Ry Cooder Has "Los Angeles Stories" To Tell // Current TV

Los Angeles Times... . Ry Cooder has 'Los Angeles Stories' to tell Ry Cooder puts California tales on page in his book 'Los Angeles Stories,' as he

This Week In Posters: Tim & Eric Bobbleheads, Will Ferrell Gets Mexican

You can see the full version of this new Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie poster on the next page, but I think it's pretty clear that this one's my

Bethesda Offers Tips To Reduce Skyrim PS3 Lag, Denies Fallout Dev's Assessment

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been out for nearly a month, and players on PlayStation 3 are still facing serious lag as the size of their save game files increase. Bethesda has yet to explain the cause of the problem, but it has offered up some ti…

Conservatives Angry About Obama Kids' "Japanese" Lunch Menu On Pearl Harbor Anniversary

Today is the seventieth anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, a dark day in U.S. history that led directly to our involvement in World War II. (It also led to that terrible Ben Affleck movie. The hurt just keeps on coming.) But it seems that no…

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Nutrition And Fitness Page 2 - AskMen Canada

You can achieve your fitness goals: just follow these guidelines.

What Are Your Biggest Dating Deal Breakers?

“Bad tipper and being rude to the waiter.” --Heather G. “Stinginess... be it money, time or emotional availability.” --Cynthia R. “Insisting on meeting me halfway [to the date] and also going Dutch on a first date.” --gingerpie

30 Days, 30 Ways To Be Happier

People are happier when they focus on what really matters to them. “As obvious as this sounds, we often don’t do whatever it is that gives us a sense of meaning in our lives,” says Timothy Wilson, Ph.D., author of Redirect: The Surprising New Scienc…

Doctor Who Chess Set

The rules get a bit wibby-wobbly timey-wimey, but the basic principles of Doctor Who chess are comprehensible by humans. deviantART user Eldalin Skywalker made this set with pieces ranging between three and seven centimeters tall. Do you agree with …

Miranda Kerr Bares All In New Nude Shoot For Industrie Magazine

She has one of the world's most recognisable faces - and bodies - thanks to strutting the Victoria's Secret catwalk in the skimpiest of lingerie. But we've never seen Miranda Kerr quite like this before - baring all in one of her raciest photoshoots…

Amanda Knox Has Signed With A Book Agent! // Current TV

So has her ex-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito. Details at the link.

Watch The International Trailer For 'This Means War' With Tom Hardy // Current TV

Video and pics at the link.

Undercover Video A Start To Combating Cockfighting // Current TV Los Angeles Times... . D.A. combats cockfighting with undercover

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