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December 9, 2011

The 90 Best Twitter Accounts Of 2011

The definitive list of this year's best Twitter accounts. If you're not following them, you should be.

Mom Playing Farmville On Four Computers


Insane Investment Banker E-Mail, Presented By American Psycho

Excerpts from the alternately hilarious and horrifying e-mail from a jilted investment banker to a woman who would not go on a second date with him, presented by Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Read the whole, sad thing here. Typos and creepy stalker language are all his.

Defining Steampunk Through Song

Hint: You can't just glue gears on it and call it a day. Dismayed by the sheer number of bizarre creations for sale masquerading as "steampunk", Sir Reginald Pikedevant, Esq. let out his rage in song.

11 Trees Sprouting Animals

It's a bumper crop of adorability! You can tell they're ripe for picking if their eyes are closed.

Investors Ready For 2012 Bankruptcy Bonanza

The latest viral buzz from

Hate Actually | The Hairpin

With its cast of international superstars, 135-minute running time, nine interconnecting subplots, and ostentatious tagline “The Ultimate Romantic Comedy,” Richard Curtis’ Love Actually seems to have made its way into the pantheon of Christmas class…

Nicole Scherzinger Ruins A 13-Year-Old's Life

Whoaaa. Watch what happens when Nicole Scherzinger, a judge on X-Factor, forces a vote off. Make sure you wait for all hell to break loose.

Mate Selection

The latest viral buzz from

The Jesus Toaster

Your breakfast has risen. Give the gift of Christ Toast on Christmas. Old? Yes. Old Testament? No.

Democratic Congressman's Staff Got Drunk On The Job, Tweeted About It

Rick Larsen, the Democratic Congressman from Washington State’s 2nd District, is probably pretty upset right now. His staff has been tweeting about using his office for drunken bashes, drinking on the job, blowing off work, and even their less than fond thoughts of the Congressman himself. Here are the tweets.

Just An Owl Petting A Dog

A Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, to be exact. But that doesn't really matter, because holy crap this is cute.

The 25 Best Panda Photos Of 2011

The cutest list of the year! Send this to your mom, she'll love it!

The Worst (Best?) Of The Comic Sans Project

The worst font in the history of fonts (Comic Sans) has its defenders. Among them are the makers of this blog that imagine famous logos if they used the maligned font. I'm sure this wasn't created ironically at all.

Chewbacca Will Be On Glee

Chewbacca is going to guest star on Glee, because, why not?

Apple Names Top Apps Of 2011

Photo-sharing app Instagram tops the list of the most popular apps of 2011.

Occupy Wall Street Shuts Down Occupy Wall Street "Law & Order" Set

More than 100 Occupy Wall Street protesters shut down the set of Law & Order last night after they occupied their fake Zuccotti Park set. Twitter user Newyorkist was there to tweet updates about the whole thing. It's all pretty hilarious.

EU Treaty Change: Nicolas Sarkozy Snubs David Cameron With A Swife Body Swerve

After the gruelling all-night sitting in Brussels, Mr Cameron approaches the French president with his hand outstretched, ready to shake and show there are no hard feelings. But the French president had other ideas.

Why Settle For A Boring Cubicle?

If you’re tired of boring old fabric-covered cubicles, you can always invest a little time and money to convert yours into a gorgeous wooden study. If only they had a how-to guide.

This Year In Vogue: An Analysis Of All The Covers From 2011

Gisele Bundchen, the modelling equivalent of the Energizer bunny, graced a total of eight Vogue covers this year, more than any other model or celebrity. It was a close race, but Gisele managed to nab the top spot with highlights that include Emmane…

Madam Who Ran Gang That Forced Hundreds Of Women To Work As Prostitutes In China Metropolis Executed By Lethal Injection

Wang Ziqi (pictured) was sentenced to death for luring young women to work in brothels which were disguised as tea houses, beauty salons or hotels.

The Periodic Table Of Swearing

A tad tardy to this one, but what with the holiday season coming up I would hoping someone might get it for me as a gift. Anyway: "It's an 'art' piece. It will be exhibited at London's Intimate Modern Gallery starting Friday. The table is constructe…

Civil Penalties Assessed Against Feld Entertainment (Ringling Bros.) // Current TV

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No-Cook Appetizers

Maybe you’ve never sprinkled your pizza with celery leaves, but promise me you’ll give them a chance here. Not only are you saving them from the rubbish bin, but they add a snappy counterpoint to the rich flavors of salami and truffle in each skewer…

Celebrities In New Year's Eve Movie Trivia Quiz

Premiering on Dec. 8, 'New Year's Eve' is dishing up some N.Y.C.-style holiday spirit; test your knowledge on its all-star cast! (39 Photos)

Girl Posted On Facebook During 7-Hour Welfare-Office Standoff (DETAILS)

Authorities say Timothy Grimmer, the 10-year-old boy who was shot by his mother during a standoff at a Texas welfare office earlier this week, has died.

'X Factor' Rachel Crow KILLS IT With 'I'd Rather Go Blind' Save Me Song VIDEO // Current TV

We're a TV network available on DirecTV, Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Dish Network, and more. Find us on your TV. While you are here you can watch videos from our TV shows, check our TV schedule, and participate in discussions with members of our c…

The Last Story Makes It To Europe In February

Another of the three Wii-exclusive RPGs Nintendo of America showed no interest in bringing to North America now has a release date in Europe. The Last Story will be available on February 24, 2012. A European release for the game had been confirme…

Best Asses

These ladies all have amazing asses. But what else is so special about them?

DJ DX:Behind The Recordings Of Have A Good Time "Produced By" 1dakid // Current TV

DJ DX:Behind The Recordings of Have a Good Time "Produced By" 1dakid

Laid-Off Postal Worker Licks Last Stamp And Snaps! // Current TV


Man Hits Drive-through Worker With Food

HOLIDAY, Fla., Dec. 7 (UPI) -- Florida authorities said a man accused of hitting a McDonald's employee in the head with a bag of food was found passed out in his driveway.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pictures 2012

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover has finally been revealed.PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan Reveals New Lighter Hair Color As we previously reported, Lindsay Lohan will be stopping by Ellen to do an exclusive reveal of the January 2012 Playboy cover. PHOTOS: Lind…

Pregnant Beyonce Gets Nails Done In East Village (PHOTOS)

The 30-year-old "Love On Top" singer was all smiles as she left Sakura Nails in New York's East Village. Beyonce was feeling a couple of kicks in her baby bump, as she gave her stomach a gentle rub while heading to her car.

Bank Of America Sends Internal Email Exposing Where The "Occupy" Movement Is Hurting It Most // Current TV

While the general media may be ignoring the latest peculiar twist on the "Occupy" theme, or in this case the "", Bank of America is taking it

The Couple Who Marcel The Shell's Together

Life can get pretty boring sometimes. There’s simply no avoiding it. The best any of us can hope for is to find an ally in the battle against boredom and stick to him or her like glue. Lots of couples do silly things to amuse and distract each other…

Hip Hip Hooray! Janice Lewis Has Been Found! (DETAILS)

UPDATE:We are happy to report that Janice Lewis has been found!The 17-year-old was found in Brooklyn and spent the night in a hospital after she got confused on how to get home.

Alec Baldwin Quits Twitter After Airline Ejection

The night after venting about his removal from an American Airlines flight, Baldwin announced that he was pulling the plug on his Twitter account, which is now deactivated.

The Difference Between Spider-Man And Santa Claus Is Very Small

Stephen Wildish’s Venn diagram illustrates that if Santa wanted to become a major league superhero — or, more frighteningly, a supervillain — he would be immensely powerful. He already has something of a Fortress of Solitude set up.

Banker's 1,615 Word Email To Woman Who Didn't Call Him Back

Beware the perils of dating in the 21st Century, as one New Yorker found out when she agreed to go on a - what she deemed 'horrific' - date with an investment banker called Mike.

The New War On Wolves // Current TV

Los Angeles Times... . PHOTO: Congress removed wolves in Montana and Idaho from the protection of the Endangered Species Act in April. (Associated

Dad Has Finger Bitten Off In Nativity Play Brawl // Current TV

Violence at primary school nativity play as two fathers have a fight and one bites off the other’s finger. The bloody scene took place at the Harton

North Dakota: The Rise Of An American Petrostate

North Dakota is suing Minnesota, alleging the Land of 10,000 Lakes is discriminating against it because it is black. Lignite black. Lignite coal black. The lawsuit contends that the Next Generation Energy Act—a law signed in 2007 by Republican Gover…

New Trailer For Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

After the jump, I’ve got the new trailer for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, based on the Jonathan Safran Foer novel. This is also “the Daldry” that New Yorker critic David Denby said he was looking forwar…

Xbox Live Gets An Official iOS App

Just a day after the Xbox Companion app for Windows Phone was released, iOS device owners can now find the My Xbox Live app on the App Store. The free app does what many hoped they could get from the variety of unofficial iOS ones released over t…

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