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December 7, 2011

Beware This Game-Breaking Zelda: Skyward Sword Bug

While The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim players have been facing a variety of problems -- some more serious than others -- things haven't exactly been perfect for another November RPG release. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword has a game-breaking bug tha…

Ke$ha Eating A Beard


The Three Stooges Looks Terrible, But Holy Sh*t Kate Upton As A Nun

I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of The Farrelly Brothers' The Three Stooges update, but thankfully the minute-46 version highlights what

Trailer For Farrelly Brothers Three Stooges Movie (2012)

The Farrelly Brothers’ passion project, Three Stooges (once set to star Sean Penn, Jim Carrey, and Benicio Del Toro, if you can believe that) finally has a trailer, and I’ll be honest, I didn’t know whether to stoke the fires of righteous disbelief …

The Definitive Collection Of Cat Gifs

If you can make it through this post without crying or passing out from cute overload, then you simply have no soul. [Special thanks to FYCG!]

Will Ferrell Stars In Commercials For Old Milwaukee Beer

Why? I have no idea. I mean, come on, Old Milwaukee is no Natty Ice. It's not even Genesee Cream Ale or Keystone Light. Still, I think I might have to start drinking it exclusively now.

It Gets Betterish

"It Gets Betterish" is an awesome new web series about Brent and Eliot's big gay adventures New York City. Just kidding about the "big gay" thing, but they are gay, so yeah. Enjoy.

Official "Lisa Frank" Apparel For Adults

Yesssssssssssss. Finally, grown women can look like they stumbled into a Narnia closet that spit them out in 1986.

Lisa Frank Apparel Can Now Be Yours

Click here to view the full photogallery. Get out your Trapper Keepers, because Lisa Frank has added apparel to her website. At long last, you can match your outfit to...

Bank Of America Seen Urging Investors To Reject $6 Offer (Update1)

Bank of America story updated with CEO comments in final three paragraphs.

Marvel And Disney Lose Another Director

Patty Jenkins — who directed the Oscar-winning film Monster and the pilot for Emmy winning TV series The Killing — was signed to direct the next Thor movie after scheduling conflicts prevented Kenneth Branaugh from returning (although he’s said he’d…

Steampunk Professor X Wheelchair

Daniel Valdez of Smeeon modded this motorized wheelchair to look like a steampunk version of X-Men's Professor Xavier's wheelchair. Fantastic!

Early Press Mentions Of The Republican Candidates

Opposition research—political Dumpster diving perfected by Lee Atwater and Roger Stone—has been a part of American politics for nearly 200 years. Your familiarity with Willie Horton, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and John Edwards' $400 haircut is a tribu…

3DS System Update Goes Live With Unexpected Additions

3DS owners may have had to wait a bit longer to get the new system update than they first thought, but it also wasn't as long a wait as Nintendo said it would be. After stating the update had been delayed until December 8, the update went live last …

Xbox Live Terms Of Service Updated To Prevent Class Action Lawsuits

Update: As noted below, the terms of service indicate you can opt out of this particular clause by mailing a letter to Microsoft. That's apparently not the case, as Kotaku has been told you must agree in order to use Xbox Live. The following stateme…

Beautiful Push Pin Art

Andre Woolery is a fantastic artist. His most recent series uses push pins to make large-canvas portraits of black icons. They are stunning.

The Korea Hair Collection

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 South Korean Crazy Things Placed Atop A Model's Head Collection. It's like Lady Gaga and Federico Fellini opened a wig and weave shop.

The 40 Most Memorable Tweets Of 2011

What a year in the Twittersphere! Around the world, people sent more than 60 billion Tweets in 2011. Here's a collection of 40 of the most important of those.

The Woman With 8-Foot Hair

My God...the amount of conditioner...

Artist Imagines What NPR Personalities Look Like

Artist Gaelan Kelly used his cartooning powers to illustrate what he imagines NPR's hosts look like based on their voices. Garrison Keillor might just be the best.

First Look At New York's Grand Central Apple Store

Is it beautifully woven into an architectural landmark? Or is it an eyesore on one of New York's most beautiful structures? What do you think?

If Angry Birds Was Directed By Guy Ritchie

Your favorite cell phone game is coming to the big screen, and it's getting dark.

The Godzilla Christmas Tree

This smoke-spewing work of art can be found in the Aqua City Odaiba shopping mall in Tokyo, Japan. And how beautiful is that? Christmas is about coming together, and if Tokyo can forgive Godzilla for destroying it, then can't you forgive your grandfather for liking Glen Beck?

Hidden Images In The Mona Lisa

How has no one noticed this in almost 500 years?!?! Artist Ron Piccirillo discovered a whole series of hidden messages from Leonardo da Vinci in the Mona Lisa simply by looking at it from an extreme angle. The most startling of these Renaissance Easter Eggs being three animal heads in the background.

The 21 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Of 2011

The statements that made us all dumber.

7 Neat Tools For Your Favorite Geeks

This Christmas, give your favorite geeks the gifts and stocking stuffers they've always wanted: tools!

Have You Seen Janice Lewis? 17-Year-Old Girl Is Missing (PHOTO)

GlobalGrind is asking for your help to locate a young lady by the name of Janice Lewis, who went missing yesterday after she boarded a New York City uptown D train.Her brother Chris contacted us asking for anyone with information to contact him righ…

Kate Middleton Sparks More Pregnancy Rumors At Charity Concert

All it took was Kate posing with her purse in front of her stomach for the pregnancy rumors to start up again!

The Cast Of "Community" Wants You To Help Save Greendale

The stars of "Community" have teamed up with CollegeHumor to beg you to help save their school. How can you say no?

19 Iconic Photos Of Pearl Harbor

To commemorate the 70th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, here are some stunning images of the event that brought the United States into World War II. And allow us to use the occasion to thank our veterans for their service and sacrifice.

The 25 Most Awkward Photos With Santa

'Tis the season! To have your childhood ruined.

Facebook Security 'Glitch' Reveals Mark Zuckerberg's Private Photos

The bug in the website’s photo reporting tool - which Facebook says was only temporary and has now been fixed - meant that users could access others’ pictures even if they were private.

Safety Corn & Pork Muffs: Fake Shopping List Video Part 2

I know this isn’t strictly movie-related, but I posted part one of Mediocre Films‘ fake shopping list sketch/prank last week, and it was kind of a hit. Watching part 2, I find my enthusiasm for the concept has not waned. It’s so simple and yet so br…

Carrie Brownstein Of Portlandia On TV Glamour And Putting Birds On It

Carrie Brownstein is very busy, what with touring with her band Wild Flag and starring in Portlandia alongside Fred Armisen (their season-one DVD is out today, and would make a lovely gift). But despite the constricts of these (incredibly awesome) d…

If Cell Phone Games Were Real

Take one Angry Birds halloween costume, add trampoline and foam blocks. Mix well with other well known casual games and release upon the world.

Meanwhile, In 2011...

2011 was a year full of important events, but we also can't forget what was happening in the midst of it all.

Every Movie From 2011: The Supercut

One hundred and sixty-six movies were released this year. Youtube user HatInHand spent over a month splicing all of them into an easily digestible format.

"Mythbusters" Cannonball Slams Into Neighborhood

No one was hurt in the freak accident. On location in Dublin, the "Mythbusters" crew fired the wayward cannonball at a firing range but it went further than anyone anticipated.

Rick Perry's Bizarre Anti-Gay Ad

"Gays can serve openly in our military, but our children can't openly celebrate Christmas." He must be trying to make up for all the crazy we lost when Herman Cain dropped out.

Woman Wears Angry Birds Gown To Finnish State Gala

Teija Vesterbacka, the wife of a Rovio executive, wore this custom-made Angry Birds gown to a gala at the Finnish Presidential Palace. Rovio, you see, is the company that makes Angry Birds, but it's also possible that Vesterbacka is just as addicted…

Greedy Porcupine Loves Pumpkin

Pumpkins may be bigger than corn, but he's still not interested in sharing.

Here's Nigella Lawson Covered In Salted Caramel

Big-spirited cookery book author and television personality Nigella Lawson guest-edited the latest issue of the UK magazine Stylist. It's perhaps convenient that she's "in the middle of a love affair" with salted caramel, for apparently editorial du…

Ron Piccirillo Finds Mona Lisa Painting's Hidden Animals Cracking Da Vinci 'Zoo' Code

Ron Piccirillo believes it is possible to see the heads of a lion, an ape and a buffalo floating in the air around the subject's head along with a crocodile or snake coming out of the left hand side of her body.

Japan Review Check: Final Fantasy XIII-2

- Final Fantasy XIII-2 (10/10/10/10, 40 points): The 18th game in Famitsu history to land a perfect review score (on both the 360 and PS3 versions, no less). If Famitsu's reviewers can be trusted, then Square Enix has apparently done a fantastic job…

Karlie Kloss’s Vogue Italia Shoot Is Popping Up On Pro-Anorexia Sites

Last week, we wondered why Vogue Italia pulled a particular photo from Karlie Kloss’ editorial, one where she happens to look especially contorted, from their website. Now we may have our answer: It’s been popping up on pro-anorexia (“pro-ana”) site…

Final Fantasy XIV Subscription-Free Period Ending After More Than A Year

After more than a year of allowing Final Fantasy XIV owners to play the game online for free, Square Enix is now just a month away from instituting a monthly fee. The game's free trial period was extended twice last year following its September l…

Trailer 2 For Dr. Seuss's The Lorax, Starring Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito introduces this latest trailer for Dr. Seuss’s The Lorax**, from Illumination animation, and as Danger previously noted, it’s a little odd to hear Frank Reynold’s voice coming out of a hairy orange tree creature. Like at any moment he m…

Grand Theft Auto III To Cost $5 On iOS And Android Next Week

In just over a week's time, one of the most influential games of the last generation of consoles will be playable in its entirety on your phone. As previously announced, the 10-year anniversary of Grand Theft Auto III's release (it came out on P…

5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex

So it was only natural that scientists would want to instill some order into the wacky universe of sexual education. Sure, they could go pick up loose woman after loose woman, investigating the sexual parts of each in painstaking detail until the mo…

Rihanna & Chris Brown Tweet Each Other On Twitter

They say if you keep it on the down low, nobody has to know!DETAILS: Rihanna Subtweeting Chris Brown Via Drake Lyrics?!So the major question everyone's wondering is: are Chris Brown and Rihanna secretly keeping in contact with each other via Twitter…

Solange Posts Photos To Her Personal Blog (PHOTOS)

Solange celebrates becoming an auntie by posting some personal pictures of her 'brother' Jay-Z and sister Beyonce.Solange has always been a creative person.

A Fresh Movement Against The NYPD's Culture Of Misconduct

New York City Council Member Ydanis Rodriguez had arrived on short notice to observe the sudden raid of Zuccotti Park on November 14th. But witnessing the removal of Occupy Wall Street’s original encampment proved impossible. Instead, officers force…

Darius Parish, Son Of Cop, Found Dead By His Father (PHOTOS)

Darius Parish, a promising young 20 year old St. Xavier University student who was studying to become a pharmacist, was shot and killed on Chicago's Southwest side.

Rita Hayworth's Grandson Found Dead In NYC

NEW YORK, Dec. 6 (UPI) -- Film star Rita Hayworth's grandson, who had a history of drug abuse and suicide attempts, has been found dead in his New York apartment.

Some Buses In China Have Emergency Bricks

Stop playing with that brick! It’s not a toy, but a tool. Buses in Xian and Harbin, China come equipped with brightly painted bricks that can be used by passengers to smash open windows in the event of an emergency. But if you think about it, there …

Nicki Minaj & Katy Perry Babie Dolls Up For Auction // Current TV

The Katy Perry one has 70 handmade cupcakes on it! They are incredible and going for a very worthy charity.

It’s HERE! ‘The Cabin In The Woods’ Trailer! // Current TV

Ummm.... SCARY! Watch at the link below!

A Little Straight Talk On National Defense // Current TV

So by how much will the defense budget decline over the next decade? That could be seen as a trick question, because in nominal terms it will grow. Prior to

2011 American Country Awards (ACAs) Winners List // Current TV

Congrats to all the winners! Full list at the link below!

Skyrim 1.3 Patch Won't Fix Lingering PS3 Lag

Even after downloading the forthcoming version 1.3 patch for Skyrim, PlayStation 3 owners may continue to face the sometimes crippling-lag that prevents the game from being played for long stretches of time. The issue has been well-documented si…

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