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The Ultimate Misandrist Holiday Gift Guide

You can't spell "Merry Christmas!" without "ban all men."

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1. For your hungriest friend:

Available here.
zazzle.com

Available here.

2. For a bit of freshness:

Get it here.
etsy.com

Get it here.

3. For the avid schlepper:

Buy this tote here.
cafepress.com

Buy this tote here.

4. For anyone who wants to spread the word:

Get this printable postcard design here.
etsy.com

Get this printable postcard design here.

5. For the lady of leisure:

maletears.co

Sweatshirt available here.

6. For a touch of festivity:

Buy it here.
etsy.com

Buy it here.

7. For the supreme ruler:

Hand-drawn sticker available here.
etsy.com

Hand-drawn sticker available here.

8. For the little one:

Get it here.
etsy.com

Get it here.

9. For an important reminder:

Available here.
etsy.com

Available here.

10. For the vintage enthusiast:

Buy it here.
etsy.com

Buy it here.

11. For your most stylish friend:

Choker available here.
etsy.com

Choker available here.

12. For the constant communicator:

Get this case for iPhones or Samsung phones here.
lookhuman.com

Get this case for iPhones or Samsung phones here.

13. For someone with a backyard to spruce up:

Buy this handmade wind chime here.
etsy.com

Buy this handmade wind chime here.

14. For added comfort:

Throw pillow available here.
lookhuman.com

Throw pillow available here.

15. For the athlete:

Get it here.
skreened.com

Get it here.

16. For the homeowner:

Buy this fine wooden sign here.
etsy.com

Buy this fine wooden sign here.

17. For the social media addict:

Get this #tote here.
redbubble.com

Get this #tote here.

18. For the crafting enthusiast:

Get this paper wreath here.
etsy.com

Get this paper wreath here.

19. For the animal lover:

Get it here.
zazzle.com

Get it here.

20. For the cool tween:

Get this cute sticker here.
redbubble.com

Get this cute sticker here.

21. For the straightforward type:

Tee available here.
topatoco.com

Tee available here.

22. For the art appreciator:

Get this as a framed print or other products here.
redbubble.com

Get this as a framed print or other products here.

23. For the cook in your life:

Get this apron here.
zazzle.com

Get this apron here.

24. For the one who asks the tough questions:

Get this tee here.
zazzle.com

Get this tee here.

25. For the riot grrrl:

Get this floral fabric patch here.
storenvy.com

Get this floral fabric patch here.

26. For an adorable couple:

Throw pillow available here.
redbubble.com

Throw pillow available here.

27. For your most frequent #tbt-er:

This one-of-a-kind card is sold out, but check out Kat Kill's online shop for more delightful misandrist merchandise.
storenvy.com

This one-of-a-kind card is sold out, but check out Kat Kill's online shop for more delightful misandrist merchandise.

28. For a dad:

Cap available here.
zazzle.com

Cap available here.

29. And for wrapping this plethora of gifts:

Buy it here.
zazzle.com

Buy it here.