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The Ultimate Misandrist Holiday Gift Guide

You can't spell "Merry Christmas!" without "ban all men."

1. For your hungriest friend:

2. For a bit of freshness:

3. For the avid schlepper:

4. For anyone who wants to spread the word:

5. For the lady of leisure:

6. For a touch of festivity:

7. For the supreme ruler:

8. For the little one:

9. For an important reminder:

10. For the vintage enthusiast:

11. For your most stylish friend:

12. For the constant communicator:

13. For someone with a backyard to spruce up:

14. For added comfort:

15. For the athlete:

16. For the homeowner:

17. For the social media addict:

18. For the crafting enthusiast:

19. For the animal lover:

20. For the cool tween:

21. For the straightforward type:

22. For the art appreciator:

23. For the cook in your life:

24. For the one who asks the tough questions:

25. For the riot grrrl:

26. For an adorable couple:

27. For your most frequent #tbt-er:

28. For a dad:

29. And for wrapping this plethora of gifts: