An easy way to decide your future! (Please do not decide your future with this quiz.)
It’s better to laugh than cry.
Me: “Hi, how are you today?” Customer: “JUST LOOKING.”
It’s not science, it’s magic.
Summer, why are you like this?
*Erects a murder wall to rival Sheriff Keller’s*
Get ready for a new round of “MIRANDAAAAAA”.
Them: What state do you live in? Me: Constant anxiety.
Gestures don’t have to be grand to be romantic.
Does super-sized mean superior?
There are lots of little ways to show you care.
“Why don’t I just lay down and die.”
“Good morning. I see my assassins have failed.”
The tastiest way to keep cool.