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The 19 Worst Treats Of Halloween 2013

Some deranged lunatic gave my kid "Keebler Pepper Jack Cheese Sandwich Crackers." Ranked from worst to most worst.

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19. This is no time for healthy alternatives.

@darrenrovell Best Halloween giveaway ever

Jake Nabat

@JakeNabat

@darrenrovell Best Halloween giveaway ever

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18.

@darrenrovell - kid just got these as 2 diff houses as treats... Skinny cows for those weight-worried kids -

Jeff D Lowe

@JeffDLowe

@darrenrovell - kid just got these as 2 diff houses as treats... Skinny cows for those weight-worried kids -

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17.

Nomination for the worst "treat" my daughter got tonight

darren rovell

@darrenrovell

Nomination for the worst "treat" my daughter got tonight

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16. Or baked goods of any kind.

15.

Random Halloween treat from a neighbour. A breakfast biscuit. I kid you not! #wtf?

LUKE CUNNINGHAM

@LukeTCunningham

Random Halloween treat from a neighbour. A breakfast biscuit. I kid you not! #wtf?

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14.

Kids worst treat ever. Expired cookies from a pantry #badtricknotreat

Chris Phillips

@CPhillipsFour

Kids worst treat ever. Expired cookies from a pantry #badtricknotreat

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13. And nobody really wants hard candy.

My mom bought the worst candy too like wtf are these

Emilia Carotti

@emiliacarotti

My mom bought the worst candy too like wtf are these

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12.

Who the hell gives this out as Halloween candy???? #wtf

Xena

@betterleftbl_nk

Who the hell gives this out as Halloween candy???? #wtf

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11. Or mints.

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Worst Halloween Candy giveaway: A Subway Mint (via @itixx)

darren rovell

@darrenrovell

Worst Halloween Candy giveaway: A Subway Mint (via @itixx)

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9. Also, FYI, Halloween isn't much of a Christian holiday.

@darrenrovell Worst Halloween treat aside from Doritos

Ocho Fisho

@OchoFisho

@darrenrovell Worst Halloween treat aside from Doritos

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8.

Worst handout ever, baptist church getting preachy with candy cigarettes

Matt Langworthy

@LangworthyMatt

Worst handout ever, baptist church getting preachy with candy cigarettes

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7.

@darrenrovell I see your Bible Bucks and raise you Jesus DVDs!

Chris Stamatakis

@Stemi_67

@darrenrovell I see your Bible Bucks and raise you Jesus DVDs!

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6. Though justice is sometimes served.

@darrenrovell This is what the 15 year olds get who don't bother dressing up

Chip Cavagnaro

@ChipCavagnaro

@darrenrovell This is what the 15 year olds get who don't bother dressing up

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5. This is the second worst treat.

I'd rather get a box of raisins than this shit for Halloween

Prince Of Soul Glo

@TweetsOpenDoors

I'd rather get a box of raisins than this shit for Halloween

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4. But only one treat is really scary...

There's always that one person who gives out mf raisins.

Aylin Arteaga

@ay_eeen

There's always that one person who gives out mf raisins.

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3. ...the absolute worst...

Clearly the house that gave me raisins didn't like my costume..

Andrea Cucinotta

@AndreaCucinotta

Clearly the house that gave me raisins didn't like my costume..

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2. What kind of monster???

Smh .. My mom is something else ... giving kids raisins

L i c i a ;)

@Licia_bae

Smh .. My mom is something else ... giving kids raisins

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