Oh, to be broke and in love.
They say reading takes you places. So do plane tickets.
What, like it's hard?
Here's to adulting.
YOU WILL BE OK.
Cheers to you, Mother Nature.
Do you actually get apples...?
Follow your big, weird heart.
♫ Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta... ♫
Get high, stay fly.
Plant that cash back in your wallet.
"Put on some red lipstick and live a little." --Dita Von Teese
You know where you went to Senior Week...
"I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick." --Audrey Hepburn
"If you get too high, go to Times Square, it will miraculously disappear."
These schools offer way more than ramen and parties.
"I thought, 'aw, I want a baby' but then I punched myself in the face."
Don't you dare toss that bottle!
Because they are soy awesome.