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Gray Sweatpants Are The Most Important Things A Man Can Wear

Gray sweats. Tank top. Fresh cut. Have mercy.

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Men look great in lots of different things. Suits, for example.

But there's just something about a pair of gray sweatpants.

You just don't know what they do to the people who lust for you.

when you see that dick print in them gray sweatpants

It's just so hard to play it cool.

Maintaining eye contact is a struggle.

When you see them gray sweatpants πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Poker face? What is a poker face?

Gray sweatpants will have us forget every single bit of home training we've ever learned.

Actually, it's impossible that you *can't* know what gray sweatpants do to us.

Men know what they're doing when they wear gray sweatpants

Yeah, you definitely know.

So don't blame us if we get a little...protective.

When your mans dickprint game is too strong


Even if you nearly kill us in those gray sweats.