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10 Easy Steps To Pissing Off A Canadian On April Fools'

If your heart is ice cold today.

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Step One: Take a pitcher and box of KD, and follow the following pictorial directions.

Step Two: Place a poster of our bright young starlet on a Canadian's windshield, dabble it over with water, let it sit overnight.

Step Three: Dip cotton balls in water, place them neatly on the same (or another) car, let it sit overnight.

Step Four: For provinces that are still snowy, build a snowman... up to their bedroom window.

Step Five: Build this kind of cake.

Step Six: Swap out the milk for watered down American beer.

Step Seven: You'll need a bucket and some snow handy.

And a lot of time.

But you, too, could be...

The greatest asshole in the country today.

Step Eight: Or, in a more classically dickish style, do this.

Step Nine: DIY a Kinder Surprise ...with a real egg inside.

Step Ten: Tell them THIRD WINTER is coming.

Just kidding — April Fools'!

NOPE, THIS IS NO JOKE FOR SOME CANADIANS ON APRIL 1.

On behalf of everyone else:

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