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The Differences Between Having A Best Friend At 5, 15, And 25

Your mum doesn't organise your playdates anymore.

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1. Making friends:

At 5: If someone likes the same colour as you, then you're probably friends for life.

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Life was simple and your parents organised your whole social calendar.

At 15: Making a new friend is a huge deal, you have agree on pretty much everything or there is no way you can be friends.

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It also helps if you get the same bus home after school.

At 25: The hardest part about making a new friend is dragging yourself off the sofa after work to go out for a drink with them.

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So making a new friend is nearly impossible unless you work with them or they live within crawling distance of your house.

2. What you do when you hang out:

At 5: You play games and pretend to be princesses or dragons or space invaders.

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And then afterwards an adult will give you some fish fingers.

At 15: You talk about crushes and maybe try smoking for the first time.

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You might also drink three cans of cheap cider and then throw up everywhere.

At 25: You drink wine. Whatever you do involves wine.

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Maybe beer.

3. Arguments:

At 5: These mainly involve jealousy over toys. Afterwards, everyone cries, an adult intervenes, and everything is forgotten by tomorrow.

At 15: You don't talk for days and it feels like your world has ended.

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Many passionate phone calls to other friends are made, you will probably write melodramatic diary entries, and then cry listening to emo music.

At 25: Most arguments are about the last slice of pizza.

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Anything big enough to cause an actual argument is probably illegal.

4. Bitching:

At 5: Bitching about someone usually revolves around how smelly they are.

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At 15: Bitching is a way of life.

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And no one can keep a secret.

At 25: You still bitch all the time, you're just much better at it.

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Until you accidentally send an email bitching about your boss to the entire office...

5. Sleepovers:

At 5: Probably just a cheap way for your parents to get a babysitter.

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You'd stay up to something ridiculous like 11:30pm, usually because of indigestion from too much ice cream.

At 15: You’d talk about sex, or what you imagine sex was like.

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Your parents were probably away that weekend, so you might drink some of their gin then top it up with water so they won't notice.

At 25: You will only sleep in someone else's bed if you have to, or for an "adult sleepover".

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If you're staying at your best friend's house it's probably because you passed out there.

6. How you communicate:

At 5: You're pretty straight talking with each other face to face, everything else goes through your parents.

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At 15: You talked all day at school and then messaged on MSN all evening when you got home.

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Until your mum wanted to use the internet.

At 25: You send sporadic texts until the rare moment when your both free to have a proper catch up.

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There's always time for an ugly selfie snapchat though.

7. How you know you're best friends:

At 5: They give you half their chocolate bar when your mum makes you a crappy packed lunch.

At 15: They listen to you cry for an hour on the phone about that boy.

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And totally gave that boy evils at school the next day.

At 25: They listen to you cry, they give you some damn good advice, and then they make you belly laugh.

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And probably order you a takeaway.

8. How you tell everyone you're best friends:

At 5: You probably pretended to get married.

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And you took it pretty seriously.

At 15: You made each other friendship bracelets and swore you'd never take them off.

You definitely took them off.
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You definitely took them off.

At 25: You don't need to shout about it.

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As long as they know they’re your BFF, you don’t care about anyone else.