Maybe I wasn’t a bad feminist — maybe I was just too broke to risk losing a job.
I've aged 30 years in the past month.
People getting pulled over dressed like Shrek, pooping in washing machines, and hippos photobombing engagement pictures. 2017 is weird.
Sexual harassment and assault isn't just a one-off occurrence for most women — it's what we've been taught to expect.
"Me: What could possibly go wrong today? Anxiety: I'm so glad you asked."
Ancient aliens? Or advanced civilizations?
And we mean more than like, a normal dive bar.
"Oh dear God."
Oh you wanted me to wait to watch Game Of Thrones? WHOOPS.
"I feel like I'm intoxicated by food."
Who was D.B. Cooper and where did he go?
"I don't get how this happened... we were so safe."
Donut you want to try these? (Sorry).
"It tastes... like glue."
Warning: Spooky shit ahead.
Spoiler alert: If you have a friend who won't sleep with you, you just have a friend.
"Beauty comes in all forms and sizes."
"I decided to call it Glimmer because, to me, the word has always signified hope," said the app creator.
A thousand miles doesn’t seem quite as far when you’re only a snap away.