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The Hardest Game Of "Would You Rather" For Harry Potter Fans

You can't Apparate your way out of this one. Spoilers ahead!

  1. Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?

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Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?
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    Voldy in my turban.
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    Nagini in my toilet.
  1. Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?

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Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?
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    Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
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    Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
  1. Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?

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Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?
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    I would rather live as a rat β€” at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
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    I would rather chill in Azkaban β€” those rat teeth haunt me.
  1. Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?

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Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?
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    Moaning Myrtle β€” she's harmless.
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    I'll go with Lavender β€” dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
  1. Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?

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Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?
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    Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's β€” I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
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    I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night β€” it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
  1. Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?

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Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?
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    I would rather die a hero.
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    Sign me up for LIVING.
  1. Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?

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Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?
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    I would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
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    I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
  1. Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?

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Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?
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    I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
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    I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
  1. Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?

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Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?
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    Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
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    I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
  1. Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?

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Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?
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    I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
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    I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night β€” I'm not very outdoorsy.
  1. Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9ΒΎ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?

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Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9ΒΎ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?
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    I would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
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    I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
  1. Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?

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Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?
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    "Mom, Dad, meet Deβ€” NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
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    Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
  1. Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?

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Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?
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    It's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
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    I'd rather go with the Fat Lady β€” Luna is freakin' annoying.
  1. Would you rather be a member of the Dursley family, or be a member of the Malfoy family?