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Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?
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vote votesVoldy in my turban.
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vote votesNagini in my toilet.
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Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?
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vote votesIs that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
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vote votesWell, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
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Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?
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vote votesI would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
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vote votesI would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
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Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?
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vote votesMoaning Myrtle — she's harmless.
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vote votesI'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
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Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?
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vote votesDefinitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
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vote votesI would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
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Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?
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vote votesI would rather die a hero.
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vote votesSign me up for LIVING.
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Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?
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vote votesI would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
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vote votesI would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
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Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?
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vote votesI would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
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vote votesI would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
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Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?
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vote votesBe wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
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vote votesI would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
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Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?
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vote votesI would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
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vote votesI would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
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Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9¾ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?
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vote votesI would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
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vote votesI would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
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Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?
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vote votes"Mom, Dad, meet De— NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
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vote votesWell, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
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Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?
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vote votesIt's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
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vote votesI'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.