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The Hardest Game Of "Would You Rather" For Harry Potter Fans

You can't Apparate your way out of this one. Spoilers ahead!

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  1. Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?

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    Voldy in my turban.
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    Voldy in my turban.
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    Nagini in my toilet.
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    Nagini in my toilet.
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  1. Voldy in my turban.
     
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    Voldy in my turban.
  2. Nagini in my toilet.
     
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    Nagini in my toilet.
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  1. Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?

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    Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
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    Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
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    Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
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    Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
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  1. Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
     
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    Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
  2. Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
     
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    Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
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  1. Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?

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    I would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
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    I would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
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    I would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
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    I would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
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Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?
  1. I would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
     
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    I would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
  2. I would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
     
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    I would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
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  1. Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?

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    Moaning Myrtle — she's harmless.
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    Moaning Myrtle — she's harmless.
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    I'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
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    I'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
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    Moaning Myrtle — she's harmless.
  2. I'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
     
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    I'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
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  1. Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?

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    Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
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    Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
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    I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
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    I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
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  1. Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
     
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    Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
  2. I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
     
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    I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
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  1. Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?

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    I would rather die a hero.
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    I would rather die a hero.
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    Sign me up for LIVING.
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    Sign me up for LIVING.
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    I would rather die a hero.
  2. Sign me up for LIVING.
     
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    Sign me up for LIVING.
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  1. Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?

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    I would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
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    I would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
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    I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
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    I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
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    I would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
  2. I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
     
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    I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
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  1. Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?

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    I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
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    I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
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    I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
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    I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
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  1. I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
     
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    I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
  2. I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
     
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    I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
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  1. Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?

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    Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
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    Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
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    I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
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    I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
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  1. Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
     
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    Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
  2. I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
     
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    I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
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  1. Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?

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    I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
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    I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
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    I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
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    I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
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  1. I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
     
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    I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
  2. I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
     
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    I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
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  1. Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9¾ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?

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    I would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
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    I would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
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    I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
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    I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
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    I would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
  2. I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
     
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    I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
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  1. Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?

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    "Mom, Dad, meet De— NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
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    "Mom, Dad, meet De— NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
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    Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
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    Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
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    "Mom, Dad, meet De— NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
  2. Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
     
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    Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
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  1. Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?

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    It's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
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    It's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
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    I'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.
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    I'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.
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    It's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
  2. I'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.
     
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    I'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.
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  1. Would you rather be a member of the Dursley family, or be a member of the Malfoy family?

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    Consider me a Dursley — Death Eaters are so not my thing.
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    Consider me a Dursley — Death Eaters are so not my thing.
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    Definitely a Malfoy — Why would I want to be a Muggle?
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    Definitely a Malfoy — Why would I want to be a Muggle?
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  1. Consider me a Dursley — Death Eaters are so not my thing.
     
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    Consider me a Dursley — Death Eaters are so not my thing.
  2. Definitely a Malfoy — Why would I want to be a Muggle?
     
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    Definitely a Malfoy — Why would I want to be a Muggle?
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  1. Would you rather get a lap dance from Vernon Dursley in a G-string, or get a full-body massage from Filch?

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    Vernon isn't SO bad, I'll take the lap dance.
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    Vernon isn't SO bad, I'll take the lap dance.
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    I'm going to go with Filch.
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    I'm going to go with Filch.
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  1. Vernon isn't SO bad, I'll take the lap dance.
     
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    Vernon isn't SO bad, I'll take the lap dance.
  2. I'm going to go with Filch.
     
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  1. Would you rather compete in the Triwizard Tournament, or be locked in the Chamber of Secrets for a night?

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    I'm all about that Triwizard Cup.
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    I'm all about that Triwizard Cup.
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    Chamber of Secrets — did you see how dangerous that competition is?
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    Chamber of Secrets — did you see how dangerous that competition is?
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  1. I'm all about that Triwizard Cup.
     
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    I'm all about that Triwizard Cup.
  2. Chamber of Secrets — did you see how dangerous that competition is?
     
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    Chamber of Secrets — did you see how dangerous that competition is?
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  1. Would you rather save Albus Dumbledore's life or Sirius Black's life?

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    Dumbledore — Is that even a question?
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    Dumbledore — Is that even a question?
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    Sirius — To take away what little "family" Harry has left is CRUEL.
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    Sirius — To take away what little "family" Harry has left is CRUEL.
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  1. Dumbledore — Is that even a question?
     
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    Dumbledore — Is that even a question?
  2. Sirius — To take away what little
     
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    Sirius — To take away what little "family" Harry has left is CRUEL.
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  1. Would you rather be a house elf for Professor Lockhart for one year, or chase a snitch around for one year?

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    House Elf, please.
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    House Elf, please.
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    Get me my broom — I'm not about to be Lockhart's servant.
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    Get me my broom — I'm not about to be Lockhart's servant.
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  1. House Elf, please.
     
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    House Elf, please.
  2. Get me my broom — I'm not about to be Lockhart's servant.
     
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    Get me my broom — I'm not about to be Lockhart's servant.
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  1. Would you rather be a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw?

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    Hufflepuff all the way!
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    Hufflepuff all the way!
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    Ravenclaw what's upppppp.
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    Ravenclaw what's upppppp.
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    K BYE — I'd rather be on the receiving end of an Avada Kedavra spell than have the Sorting Hat put me in either of those two.
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    K BYE — I'd rather be on the receiving end of an Avada Kedavra spell than have the Sorting Hat put me in either of those two.
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    Hufflepuff all the way!
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    K BYE — I'd rather be on the receiving end of an Avada Kedavra spell than have the Sorting Hat put me in either of those two.
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  1. Would you rather have a threesome with Harry and Ron or have ménage à trois with Sirius and Lupin?

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    Harry and Ron — I've always wanted to see those two kiss.
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    Harry and Ron — I've always wanted to see those two kiss.
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    Sirius and Lupin — They both have an animal inside of them. ;)
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    Sirius and Lupin — They both have an animal inside of them. ;)
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  1. Harry and Ron — I've always wanted to see those two kiss.
     
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    Harry and Ron — I've always wanted to see those two kiss.
  2. Sirius and Lupin — They both have an animal inside of them. ;)
     
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    Sirius and Lupin — They both have an animal inside of them. ;)
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