Skip To Content
Homepage
Sign In
Search BuzzFeed
California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
© 2020 BuzzFeed, Inc
  • Viral badge
  • Poll badge
  • lol badge
Jan 12, 2015

The Hardest Game Of "Would You Rather" For Harry Potter Fans

You can't Apparate your way out of this one. Spoilers ahead!

by
Kirsten King
by Kirsten King

BuzzFeed Staff

,
Sheridan Watson
by Sheridan Watson

BuzzFeed Staff

Kirsten King / BuzzFeed

  1. Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have Voldemort stuck in your head wrap for a year, or Nagini lurking in your toilet for a year?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Voldy in my turban.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Nagini in my toilet.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have Hermione's OWL scores, or Hagrid as your bodyguard?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Is that even a question? Hermione's brain, please.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Well, I'd sleep a lot easier at night knowing I have Hagrid to protect me.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather be a rat for 13 years, or be in Azkaban for 13 years?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather live as a rat — at least I won't be getting Dementor kisses.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather chill in Azkaban — those rat teeth haunt me.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have Moaning Myrtle sneak into your bathroom every morning, or have Lavender Brown scare away any of your future potential suitors?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Moaning Myrtle — she's harmless.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I'll go with Lavender — dating is overrated anyway and Myrtle is a bit creepy.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather babysit a screaming Mandrake on New Year's Eve, or have someone spike your drink with polyjuice potion to make you look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Definitely babysit a Mandrake on New Year's — I'm sorry but Mad-Eye Moody might scare away my date.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather look like Mad-Eye Moody on prom night — it'll be easier to keep an eye on my date. ;)
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather live a great life like Fred Weasley but die an early tragic death, or be an asshole like Draco and stick around?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather die a hero.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Sign me up for LIVING.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have a one-night stand with Rita Skeeter and have her write about it the next day, or have all of Umbridge's cats watch you have sex every time?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather sleep with Rita Skeeter, she's kinda hot.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather let Umbridge's cats watch me do the dirty – I don't want Rita writing about me.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have to brush Lucius Malfoy's hair every morning for a year, or do Trelawney's dishes every day for a year?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather brush Lucius' hair every day for a year. Those locks are fiiiiiine.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather do Trelawney's dishes. Maybe I would find out my future.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather be wrongly accused of killing a friend, or have the love of your life die?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Be wrongly accused. Those who didn't believe me aren't my real friend, anyway.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather have the love of my life die. Friends > everything.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather get lost in the dark forest for a night, or get stuck in castle with a troll for a night?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather get lost in the dark forest. I DON'T WANT ANY TROLLS IN MY DUNGEON.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather get stuck in a castle with a troll for a night — I'm not very outdoorsy.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9¾ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather run into the wrong wall that's not Platform 9¾ in front of all of your friends, or have your invisibility cloak cloak fall off while you're creeping on your crush?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I would rather run into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station. My friends are idiots, anyway.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I would rather have my invisibility cloak cloak fall off in front of my crush. That's what I get for being a creep.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather introduce a Dementor to your parents as your new S.O., or give Voldemort a mani-pedi every day for a year?
  1.  
    vote votes
    "Mom, Dad, meet De— NO MOM DON'T GIVE HIM A KISS."
  2.  
    vote votes
    Well, Voldemort does need a nice file-down and his cuticles pushed back...
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have to listen to Luna Lovegood spew existential nonsense for four hours after smoking a joint, or listen to the Fat Lady portrait sing opera for four hours?
  1.  
    vote votes
    It's time to get high with Luna, she does say some ~helpful~ things.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I'd rather go with the Fat Lady — Luna is freakin' annoying.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather be a member of the Dursley family, or be a member of the Malfoy family?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather be a member of the Dursley family, or be a member of the Malfoy family?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Consider me a Dursley — Death Eaters are so not my thing.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Definitely a Malfoy — Why would I want to be a Muggle?
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather get a lap dance from Vernon Dursley in a G-string, or get a full-body massage from Filch?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather get a lap dance from Vernon Dursley in a G-string, or get a full-body massage from Filch?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Vernon isn't SO bad, I'll take the lap dance.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I'm going to go with Filch.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather compete in the Triwizard Tournament, or be locked in the Chamber of Secrets for a night?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather compete in the Triwizard Tournament, or be locked in the Chamber of Secrets for a night?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I'm all about that Triwizard Cup.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Chamber of Secrets — did you see how dangerous that competition is?
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather save Albus Dumbledore's life or Sirius Black's life?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather save Albus Dumbledore's life or Sirius Black's life?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Dumbledore — Is that even a question?
  2.  
    vote votes
    Sirius — To take away what little "family" Harry has left is CRUEL.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather be a house elf for Professor Lockhart for one year, or chase a snitch around for one year?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather be a house elf for Professor Lockhart for one year, or chase a snitch around for one year?
  1.  
    vote votes
    House Elf, please.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Get me my broom — I'm not about to be Lockhart's servant.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather be a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather be a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Hufflepuff all the way!
  2.  
    vote votes
    Ravenclaw what's upppppp.
  3.  
    vote votes
    K BYE — I'd rather be on the receiving end of an Avada Kedavra spell than have the Sorting Hat put me in either of those two.
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

  1. Would you rather have a threesome with Harry and Ron or have ménage à trois with Sirius and Lupin?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have a threesome with Harry and Ron or have ménage à trois with Sirius and Lupin?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Harry and Ron — I've always wanted to see those two kiss.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Sirius and Lupin — They both have an animal inside of them. ;)
View Results View Results Go Back And Vote Go Back And Vote
Not Available For Your Device

Share This Article

Want great book recommendations in your inbox every week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Books newsletter!

Newsletter signup form