Having to avoid the seaside because the whole of London is there.
"Do you know any of the TOWIE lot?"
No, we aren't all orange.
In case you hadn't realised: Your feet stink.
"He's a geezer."
We're all extras in our spare time.
This isn't just wrapping paper...
Take some of the pressure off, because making a living is hard enough.
Happy Ever NEVER.
Gold and Silver are so 2013...
I’m not OK, trust me.
Oi oi saveloy!
Please adhere to the guidelines or risk being one of 'those girls'. You know. The pretty ones with boyfriends.
The 'Emma Stone is a Secret Spice Girls Fangirl Saga' continues...But with a new Spice Girl this time?
Anywhere near Basildon, Southend, or Thurrock? You'll know what I'm talking about.