Buzz·Posted on Sep 3, 201411 Of The Worst Reasons To Start Dating AnyoneHappy Ever NEVER.by Lucy JordanBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You share similar taste in music/films/cheese. youtube.com / Via giphy.com Means nothing. You don't love them, you actually love Taylor Swift, The Godfather and Older Gouda 2 SIS- Hard... 2. Repeated drunken sex has happened. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros Pictures / Via media.giphy.com The main problem here is - YOU'VE NEVER HUNG OUT SOBER. 3. They're a single friend of your best friend's SO. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Vestron Pictures / Via tumblr.com The promise of endless even board game teams and symmetrical dinner parties is so tempting. But you don't like them at all?! 4. You do everything together. Flickr: nathaninsandiego Do you really want to fondle the dangly bits of your best mate though? Probs not. 5. They get you on the guestlist. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Television / Via i.imgur.com So what? You don't even go out because you're too busy instagramming your tortoise and watching Great British Bake Off in your pants. 6. There is an irresistible and intense passion between you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF fox.com / Via giphy.com What are you like 16? Seriously. 7. You look amazing together. Flickr: thousandrobots / Creative Commons Admittedly, you do look like an advert for The Kooples. But, this is beyond shallow. 8. They have a great accent. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures / Via tumblr.com They sound super sexy but you're going to have to learn Swedish to be with them?! Not gonna happen. 9. They live nearby. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Sony Pictures Television Distribution / Via acompletewasteofmakeup.com If you're that lazy, admit defeat and cultivate fulfilling relationships with Netflix characters instead. 10. They made a big romantic gesture. Flickr: pasukaru76 Stop watching 80's movie marathons. 11. You fancy their best mate/sibling/parent. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures / Via giphy.com YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON.