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21 Things People Who Live In Essex Are Tired Of Hearing

No, we aren't all orange.

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2. "Does everyone actually wear that much fake tan and stuff?"

Instagram: @towie

But of course.


4. "I can't believe the tube runs out here."

Instagram: @sarahbobbeal

It's not the moon.

7. "We should go to the Sugar Hut! You know, for a laugh." / Via

Didn't see that coming. Only for a laugh though, yeah?


10. "There has been a spillage on the QE2 bridge. All lanes are currently closed."

Instagram: @roary_robson

Might as well declare my car off the road.


12. "There has been an accident between junctions 29-28 and there are major delays on both sides of the M25."

Instagram: @hspmentor


15. "I’ve just started selling this weight loss/muscle gain system and you have to try it!"

Instagram: @essex_supplements

#Gains #Macros #Lean


16. "I’ve just qualified as a personal trainer/beautician and am now taking on clients."

NBC Universal / Via NBC Universal Television Distribution

Is there anyone actually left in Essex without fake lashes and personalised body transformation plans?

17. "Your train home from London is delayed by two hours."

Car on track at #Pitsea now removed by @BTP and @networkrail. Lines reopened with late running fm earlier blockage

Perfect. Just Perfect.

19. "London Southend Airport."

London. LONDON. "LONDON" SOUTHEND AIRPORT. 20 miles outside the M25.


21. "Wait, this is Essex? It's so nice!"

Instagram: @jimmy_od07

Why wouldn't it be? Oh right yes, that one TV show and a few stereotypes.