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21 Things People Who Live In Essex Are Tired Of Hearing

No, we aren't all orange.

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2. "Does everyone actually wear that much fake tan and stuff?"

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But of course.

4. "I can't believe the tube runs out here."

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It's not the moon.

7. "We should go to the Sugar Hut! You know, for a laugh."

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Didn't see that coming. Only for a laugh though, yeah?

10. "There has been a spillage on the QE2 bridge. All lanes are currently closed."

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Might as well declare my car off the road.

12. "There has been an accident between junctions 29-28 and there are major delays on both sides of the M25."

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Perfect.

15. "I’ve just started selling this weight loss/muscle gain system and you have to try it!"

Instagram: @essex_supplements

#Gains #Macros #Lean

16. "I’ve just qualified as a personal trainer/beautician and am now taking on clients."

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Is there anyone actually left in Essex without fake lashes and personalised body transformation plans?

17. "Your train home from London is delayed by two hours."

Car on track at #Pitsea now removed by @BTP and @networkrail. Lines reopened with late running fm earlier blockage

Perfect. Just Perfect.

19. "London Southend Airport."

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London. LONDON. "LONDON" SOUTHEND AIRPORT. 20 miles outside the M25.

21. "Wait, this is Essex? It's so nice!"

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Why wouldn't it be? Oh right yes, that one TV show and a few stereotypes.

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