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21 Things People Who Live In Essex Are Tired Of Hearing

No, we aren't all orange.

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1. "No way! You’re actually from Essex?"

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It's true. Real human beings reside there. We live in crazy times.

2. "Does everyone actually wear that much fake tan and stuff?"

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But of course.

3. "You spend over an hour travelling to work? God, that’s awful."

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And how much is your rent again?

4. "I can't believe the tube runs out here."

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It's not the moon.

5. "That’ll be £3,000 for your train season ticket."

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Is this some kind of cruel joke?

6. "You probably go out in London a lot though, right?"

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Because Essex is so terrible I couldn't possibly be here all the time.

7. "We should go to the Sugar Hut! You know, for a laugh."

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Didn't see that coming. Only for a laugh though, yeah?

8. "Oh my god shutttttup innit. That’s amaaaazeballs."

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I can't believe I'm still hearing this.

9. "Do you know any of the TOWIE lot?"

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There we go. And no.

10. "There has been a spillage on the QE2 bridge. All lanes are currently closed."

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Might as well declare my car off the road.

11. "There will be a replacement bus service between Grays and Barking."

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I might as well work from home.

12. "There has been an accident between junctions 29-28 and there are major delays on both sides of the M25."

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Perfect.

13. "London Fenchurch Street is now closed."

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What? How do I get home? Liverpool Street? I've got to walk where?

14. "Do you live near Brentwood?"

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Go on, just ask the real question.

15. "I’ve just started selling this weight loss/muscle gain system and you have to try it!"

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#Gains #Macros #Lean

16. "I’ve just qualified as a personal trainer/beautician and am now taking on clients."

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Is there anyone actually left in Essex without fake lashes and personalised body transformation plans?

17. "Your train home from London is delayed by two hours."

Car on track at #Pitsea now removed by @BTP and @networkrail. Lines reopened with late running fm earlier blockage

Perfect. Just Perfect.

18. "So come on, is it like what you see on the TV?"

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100%. Just like all TV, it's completely accurate.

19. "London Southend Airport."

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London. LONDON. "LONDON" SOUTHEND AIRPORT. 20 miles outside the M25.

20. "Essex girls, eh?" *winks*

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2016. Feminism. No? Ok.

21. "Wait, this is Essex? It's so nice!"

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Why wouldn't it be? Oh right yes, that one TV show and a few stereotypes.