A real-time retelling of the classic Shakespearean tragedy where all the characters use social media and invite the audience to follow along.
"No regrets. I don't think you can be an online creator and think that you made any big mistakes."
Patience is a virtue.
Good relationships often start this way.
There's nothing sexier than active resistance.
Netflix? Nah, I'm good.
Science is for cool kids.
I'm a motherf****n' star bow.
Saint Nick's got nothing on you.
A treat for every day in December!
Double trouble, boil and bubble...
Take it for a spin.
Color your world.
Get it out and get on with your day.
No umbrella necessary.
Smell ya later.
Drink up, buttercup.
Because you gotta cover up that awful cinderblock.
Guaranteed to be the cutest part of your wedding.
Hold the olives, please.