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Erotic novels, Jungle Juice and ~federation reform wooooo~

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  1. 1. A federal MP was revealed to have written a very erotic novel which involved Australia going to war with which two nations?

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    New Zealand and Papua New Guinea
    China and Indonesia
    Great Britain and France
    The United States and Canada
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Indonesia and China

    It was revealed WA Liberal MP Dennis Jensen wrote the novel in 2004 and sought to have it published under a pseudonym in 2007, when he was an MP.

    It's Indonesia and China
  2. 2. Malcolm Turnbull announced plans for the biggest change to Australia's tax system since WWII. He did so in which NRL team's weight room?

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    The Penrith Panthers
    The Point Piper Property Investors
    The Perth Private School Boys
    The Parramatta Eels
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the Penrith Panthers.

    Those other teams aren't real, silly.

    It's the Penrith Panthers.
  3. 3. Two fathers from New Zealand have been left stranded in which country with their three newborn babies?

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    Australia
    The United States
    Mexico
    Indonesia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Mexico.

    David and Nicky Beard, a married couple from Auckland, New Zealand, say they've been left high and dry by their surrogacy agency.

    It's Mexico.
  4. 4. Australia's premiers and chief ministers are meeting in Canberra this week. What's the meeting called?

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    CHOGM: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting
    PACMGSD: Premiers And Chief Ministers Get Shit Done
    MOWM: Meeting Of Old White Men
    COAG: Council Of Australian Governments
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's COAG!

    And it sounds like a hoot.

    It's COAG!
  5. 5. It was revealed that which natural wonder is experiencing a once-in-a-lifetime event caused by rising temperatures?

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    Victoria Falls
    Mount Everest
    The Great Barrier Reef
    The Grand Canyon
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the Great Barrier Reef

    Researchers have discovered the Reef is undergoing a massive coral bleaching event thanks to rising sea temperatures.

    It's the Great Barrier Reef
  6. 6. A new host of the AFL Footy Show was announced. Can you guess why some people were upset?

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    The new host has a history of questionable statements about women.
    The new host has a history of questionable statements about race in sport.
    The new host is a confessed drug cheat.
    The new host is a woman.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's because she's a woman, of course!

    The new host is Rebecca Maddern, a veteran journalist and huge footy fan. She'll be fine.

    It's because she's a woman, of course!
  7. 7. Which conservative politician was bizarrely linked to Australia's biggest seller of amyl nitrate or "Jungle Juice"?

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    Cory Bernardi
    Tony Abbott
    Eric Abetz
    Andrew Hastie
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Cory Bernardi!

    A company that purchased ‘corybernardi.com.au’ and redirected it for the senator is Australia’s biggest online seller of amyl nitrate or “jungle juice”. Bernardi says he has nothing to do with any of it.

    It's Cory Bernardi!
  8. 8. Which former prime minister copped some epic side-eye from a teenager after he cut her off in the surf?

    Tony Abbott
    Julia Gillard
    Paul Keating
    Harold Holt
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Tony Abbott.

    Queensland Year 12 student Ivy Thomas said she couldn't believe it when she was dropped in on by the ex-PM.

    It's Tony Abbott.
  9. 9. Which nearby island nation sent a ~hilarious~ April Fools tweet on Friday morning, claiming it wants to host the 2024 Olympics.

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    Fiji
    New Zealand
    New Caledonia
    Nauru
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Nauru!

    They're just gonna have to move some of those detention centres out of the way.

    It's Nauru!

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