Getty 1. A federal MP was revealed to have written a very erotic novel which involved Australia going to war with which two nations? AAP New Zealand and Papua New Guinea Correct Incorrect New Zealand and Papua New Guinea China and Indonesia Correct Incorrect China and Indonesia Great Britain and France Correct Incorrect Great Britain and France The United States and Canada Correct Incorrect The United States and Canada Correct! Wrong! It's Indonesia and China It was revealed WA Liberal MP Dennis Jensen wrote the novel in 2004 and sought to have it published under a pseudonym in 2007, when he was an MP. 2. Malcolm Turnbull announced plans for the biggest change to Australia's tax system since WWII. He did so in which NRL team's weight room? AAP The Penrith Panthers Correct Incorrect The Penrith Panthers The Point Piper Property Investors Correct Incorrect The Point Piper Property Investors The Perth Private School Boys Correct Incorrect The Perth Private School Boys The Parramatta Eels Correct Incorrect The Parramatta Eels Correct! Wrong! It's the Penrith Panthers. Those other teams aren't real, silly. 3. Two fathers from New Zealand have been left stranded in which country with their three newborn babies? givealittle.co.nz Australia Correct Incorrect Australia The United States Correct Incorrect The United States Mexico Correct Incorrect Mexico Indonesia Correct Incorrect Indonesia Correct! Wrong! It's Mexico. David and Nicky Beard, a married couple from Auckland, New Zealand, say they've been left high and dry by their surrogacy agency. 4. Australia's premiers and chief ministers are meeting in Canberra this week. What's the meeting called? AAP CHOGM: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Correct Incorrect CHOGM: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting PACMGSD: Premiers And Chief Ministers Get Shit Done Correct Incorrect PACMGSD: Premiers And Chief Ministers Get Shit Done MOWM: Meeting Of Old White Men Correct Incorrect MOWM: Meeting Of Old White Men COAG: Council Of Australian Governments Correct Incorrect COAG: Council Of Australian Governments Correct! Wrong! It's COAG! And it sounds like a hoot. 5. It was revealed that which natural wonder is experiencing a once-in-a-lifetime event caused by rising temperatures? AAP Victoria Falls Correct Incorrect Victoria Falls Mount Everest Correct Incorrect Mount Everest The Great Barrier Reef Correct Incorrect The Great Barrier Reef The Grand Canyon Correct Incorrect The Grand Canyon Correct! Wrong! It's the Great Barrier Reef Researchers have discovered the Reef is undergoing a massive coral bleaching event thanks to rising sea temperatures. 6. A new host of the AFL Footy Show was announced. Can you guess why some people were upset? Getty The new host has a history of questionable statements about women. Correct Incorrect The new host has a history of questionable statements about women. The new host has a history of questionable statements about race in sport. Correct Incorrect The new host has a history of questionable statements about race in sport. The new host is a confessed drug cheat. Correct Incorrect The new host is a confessed drug cheat. The new host is a woman. Correct Incorrect The new host is a woman. Correct! Wrong! It's because she's a woman, of course! The new host is Rebecca Maddern, a veteran journalist and huge footy fan. She'll be fine. 7. Which conservative politician was bizarrely linked to Australia's biggest seller of amyl nitrate or "Jungle Juice"? amylnitrate.com.au Cory Bernardi Correct Incorrect Cory Bernardi Tony Abbott Correct Incorrect Tony Abbott Eric Abetz Correct Incorrect Eric Abetz Andrew Hastie Correct Incorrect Andrew Hastie Correct! Wrong! It's Cory Bernardi! A company that purchased ‘corybernardi.com.au’ and redirected it for the senator is Australia’s biggest online seller of amyl nitrate or “jungle juice”. Bernardi says he has nothing to do with any of it. 8. Which former prime minister copped some epic side-eye from a teenager after he cut her off in the surf? Tony Abbott Correct Incorrect Tony Abbott Julia Gillard Correct Incorrect Julia Gillard Paul Keating Correct Incorrect Paul Keating Harold Holt Correct Incorrect Harold Holt Correct! Wrong! It's Tony Abbott. Queensland Year 12 student Ivy Thomas said she couldn't believe it when she was dropped in on by the ex-PM. 9. Which nearby island nation sent a ~hilarious~ April Fools tweet on Friday morning, claiming it wants to host the 2024 Olympics. Getty Fiji Correct Incorrect Fiji New Zealand Correct Incorrect New Zealand New Caledonia Correct Incorrect New Caledonia Nauru Correct Incorrect Nauru Correct! Wrong! It's Nauru! They're just gonna have to move some of those detention centres out of the way.