1. When you get filled with dread because you KNOW your nipples will be waving hello to everyone. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed 2. When your boobs are drooping and you have to reach in to pull them back up. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We're in this together! Don't give up on me now. 3. The horror of running out of good clean bras, and having to reach into the back of your closet for THAT bra. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed You know the one I mean: elastic is shot to hell, only has one functioning eyelet left, and has that ~mystery~ stain you'll never truly know the origin of. 4. When your bra is too tight and your boobs have suddenly morphed into a shelf that is slowly suffocating you. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed 5. When you see a nice pair of tits and you don't know why gravity hates yours so much. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed In that moment, your boobs feel like kids who you're pretty sure are never getting into Harvard. 6. When someone rolls over onto your nipple. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Or when you whack your tit on something and the world will never be the same. 7. When everyone knows that you're wearing a strapless bra because it currently ain't where it should be. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Or it IS where it should be, but it isn't covering your damn boobs. 8. When your boobs start to hurt like shit and you know that nothing good is coming to your life. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Either it's your period or... not your period. 9. When your boobs won't stop itching no matter how much you tell them that you're in a public place. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Calm. Your. Tits. 10. When you're on your period so you know you're about to get your monthly quadboob visitor. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed It's like your chest giving you rollover minutes that you can never use. 11. When you're pretty sure you're a grown-ass woman and then your chest breaks out in zits. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed This is not what the puberty manual said would happen. 12. And finally, when you have to run but your boobs are sitting still about as well as antsy kids in the backseat of a car. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We will turn this car around, tits.