1.If you haven't heard, Malcolm Turnbull is proposing to cut federal funding for public schools, while continuing to throw money at private schools. One problem...
2.He's negotiating the deal today.
3.All the state premiers and chief ministers came to Canberra today.
4.The day for ~foolery~
5.Apparently the proposal is so radical it sounds like a joke.
6.A one-day-every-year kinda joke.
7.And people don't want to be caught the fool on the fool's day.
8.Like maybe?
9.It certainly would be in line with other hijinks on April 1.
10.Who organised COAG for April 1 anyway?
11.That was a shithouse idea.
12.But people will not be fooled.
13.*opens iCal* yes, definitely April 1.
14.It's a sweet arse coincendence tbh.
15.Even Labor were getting in on the action.
16.According to the opposition, there was no day like today.
That awful feeling when everyone thinks your once-in-a-generation tax plan is a well-timed joke...