
9 Things Cubans In Miami Know To Be True
"Where every celebration involves pots and pans, meng!"
"Where every celebration involves pots and pans, meng!"
"Pero no importa, porque nosotros también estamos un poquito vencida."
"Pues te guarde frijoles en el frijidairé!"
"Espejo, espejo en la pared. A quien deseo joder?"
"Not until you’re married!"
"Oye, voy a parquear la troca en el otro parqueo!"
"Oye! Pásame los shit-o’s!"
"This might just ruin everybody’s fantasy about Catholic school uniforms."
"No andes por ahí con esos chores, porque puedo ver sus nalgas!"
"Mira eso, se vistió de blanco y ya tenemos la invitación al baby shower."
"Are you Lady Gaga?"
"Nobody jacks a red pen..."
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"This might just ruin everybody’s fantasy about Catholic school uniforms."
"Remember that wonderful time when your mouth was full of wires?"
"This is me. If you don't like it, go make caca somewhere else."
"These looks, themselves, are strange and unusual."
"Ayi con el mismo tiki-tiki…"
"It's SHOWTIME!"