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Here's What Would Happen If Flight Attendants Were Honest

"This isn't an all-you-can-eat buffet, honey."

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Flight attendants do their best to make your flight enjoyable. Here's what flight attendants are really thinking while you're sitting in that tiny seat:

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It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

They do that safety demo knowing that your attention is elsewhere.

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And there's always that moment when you need a drink but...

"...so I will not be serving you a Bloody Mary with Worcestershire sauce."
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"...so I will not be serving you a Bloody Mary with Worcestershire sauce."

While you're on a jet, there is always that person who will not sit the fuck down during turbulence. And turbulence is not the only reason why flight attendants turn on the seatbelt sign.

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Ugh.

"...in fact, it's going to make me go slower."
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"...in fact, it's going to make me go slower."

And there's one thing they want us to remember: Be nice, because remember, they have a lot more control than we think, especially with our luggage…

YIKES!
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YIKES!

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