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Posted on Nov 4, 2015

Here's What Would Happen If Flight Attendants Were Honest

"This isn't an all-you-can-eat buffet, honey."

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Flight attendants do their best to make your flight enjoyable. Here's what flight attendants are really thinking while you're sitting in that tiny seat:

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It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

They do that safety demo knowing that your attention is elsewhere.


And there's always that moment when you need a drink but...


" I will not be serving you a Bloody Mary with Worcestershire sauce."

While you're on a jet, there is always that person who will not sit the fuck down during turbulence. And turbulence is not the only reason why flight attendants turn on the seatbelt sign.




" fact, it's going to make me go slower."

And there's one thing they want us to remember: Be nice, because remember, they have a lot more control than we think, especially with our luggage…