April 26, 2016
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Every night should be pasta night.
Music can be truly moving.
El amor eterno sí existe. Dura 3:34 y lo canta Juan Gabriel.
Oh, that's what "2 become 1" means.
Asesinos de la felicidad.
The social platforms are all competing for quality video, but only a select few can deliver it. Which means if platforms want the programming, they'll have to pay up.
Bring me some tapas, stat!
The burrito chain's sales continued to plummet despite promotions to lure back customers after last year's food safety incidents.
Matthew Green is the first black councillor in Hamilton.
What a concept.
A hora de encontrar o boy é maravilhosa, mas a hora de se despedir é melhor ainda.
O clássico BBB: bom, bonito e barato.
Suena el teléfono con un número desconocido: *Le sudan las manos* *Vomita tantito*.
Chuck Tingle's erotic "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" is somehow a finalist for the Hugo Award for best short story.
"Do everything you can in those four years!"
"I went to a dark place."
He seems more Jedi than Sith, tbh.
Feos, fuertes y formales… ¿según quién?
“NO, SWIPE LEFT!”
"The best path for this innovation is to have one clear set of federal standards."
Ryan Mauro is scheduled to give the keynote address at the New York Tactical Officers Association’s annual conference this week.
Donald Trump could be forced to testify in the lawsuit while still campaigning for president.
¿Sabes cómo llamas a un gato que usa Snapchat? Snapcat.
She is a lesbian because she has a pretty smile.
"I've had one million deep connections."
PhenQ is the best fat burner for women and men. Learn more about this diet pill safe and fast acting diet pill in this review.
Just started dating someone? Getting bored of "Neflix and Chill?" Nervous because you don't have any ideas? Here are 10 ideas to take your stud of a man or beautiful woman out on a date!
Twitter's stock fell more than 10% after the embattled social media company reported earnings on Tuesday.
Lebanese band Mashrou' Leila often sings about topics including political freedom and gay rights.
And the company is projecting another sales drop in three months.
It's long. But you're gonna learn so much about moose.
For her candidacy to work in Baltimore, Edwards sought and got the support of several of the city's most prominent racial justice advocates — by being herself.
Hot Sauce é o nome do taco de beisebol dela, galera.
Muitos atores não leram os livros.
Todos continuam sendo atraentes, mas com menos perucas, menos sangue e menos sujeira.
A gente sequer merece uma coisa tão maravilhosa.
Fique calmo, e sigatinhos em frente.
Nenhum limão foi utilizado nesse post.
Éramos tão jovens. Não tínhamos como saber.
Sangue, incesto, traição e depois mais sangue.
MINHA JUVENTUDE ESTÁ DESAPARECENDO DIANTE DOS MEUS OLHOS.
We solemnly swear she's up to something so, so good.
A district judge appointed Minnesota-based Bremer Trust to oversee the settlement of Prince's multimillion-dollar estate.
This ship disappeared in October amid Hurricane Joaquin, with all 33 crew members lost at sea.
Choose carefully. This is for life.
The wedding ceremony last Saturday was deliberately timed — church officials meet in May and consider repealing a ban on clergy marrying same-sex couples.
When life gives you lemonade, make a bajillion different words.
The Upcoming Season Of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Addresses The Family's Feud With Blac Chyna
"There's some things that just aren't cool, and I don't think this is very cool."
"Como assim você nunca viu 'Game of Thrones' nem 'House of Cards'?" - A HUMANIDADE INTEIRA.
Views from the mall.
Você acorda cedo mesmo em feriados e fins de semana.
This is how you get strong enough to crush a guy's skull.
"Yes, finally a black woman making a white man move to the back."
Coachella brings all the boys to the yard.
Small feet. Big life.
"He's the only man I'd stay up til 11:30 for."
We know you've heard it. But did you actually shell out for a Tidal account?
Booz Allen Hamilton is looking for an editor-in-chief for its revamped communications strategies, including graphics and quizzes and other Millennial bait.
You can't say "happiness" without "penis."
¿Estás seguro de que no estás soñando ahora mismo?
It's more like a public Slack room.
Dile adiós a las cejas muy maquilladas y definidas.
"Did you know that left-handed people die 10 years earlier than right-handed people?"
Would they "always be tight"?
She's a boss-ass witch.
A considerate gesture indeed.
Jenner, a registered Republican, still says she's voting for either Ted Cruz or Donald Trump.
Hershey is shifting attention to meat snacks as the public's chocolate cravings subside.
Some of the men found the tweets to be so degrading, they found it difficult to hear them being said aloud. Warning: This story contains graphic material.
Hay una brecha generacional severa.
Finally, a snow shovel a little girl can use, eh?
Desde o gourmetizado ao que só está esperando cair o salário.
The Labour leader joined thousands of junior doctors protesting against their new contract as the first day of a walkout came to a close.
This is how you breakfast appropriately.
Keep moving — no Becky here.
He's now a fan for life.
Hot Topic's latest line comes in sizes XS to 5X.
Heidi Allen told BuzzFeed News the failure to accept child refugees "sends a very poor message that MPs don't care. And not enough cared."
Ever hear of Murcia in Spain? Maybe it's best you hadn't.
*Tries to put on a Fastskin, dies*
Muchas fotos de comida en Instagram.
Internal emails offer a peek behind the scenes of the peculiar and little-known organization that oversees the development of a weird new universal language.
Show off that natural hair like the fierce woman you are.
A quarter-life bucket list.
Are you an overpacker or an eat-pray-lover?
Republican donors have been slow to coalesce around Ted Cruz after Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush dropped out of the presidential primary race, an analysis of Federal Election Commission data by BuzzFeed News shows.
"I just have to finish."
The world would be a better place if we all had bouncy castles.
I'll have what Kaneez and Abish are having.
Venez me rejoindre dans cette aventure épique.
Son justo lo que no sabías que necesitabas.
This is her Meowth.
Jimmy with the good hair.
WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?
"It was soo important to her to offer something that would bring about healing and hope to the universe!"
She will never have to deal with hand-me-downs.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
"Not my Ritchie..."
It's the second BLM chapter in Canada.
Cejas aún más bellas.
Police say Michael Sacha lost control of his ATV and crashed on the singer's Nashville property.
"Wicker Man Island"? WTF?
Plus some vegan ones, too!
The optimizer is our friend.
Gray looks good on you, Neil.
Yes, you think he's hot but is he the one???
You've been warned.
It's a beautiful, wonderful place.
Nous étions si jeunes. Nous ne nous doutions de rien.
"It's a parent's job."
Hundreds of people protesting the sale of Red Sea islands were tear-gassed and reportedly arrested in Egypt's major cities on Monday.
Your mood is completely controlled by your stomach.
As recriminations fly, BuzzFeed News examines the roles of the former BHS owners Sir Philip Green and Dominic Chappell in the downfall of one of the most well-known names on the high street.
"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, duh.
If I were me, except rich.
Nine seasons never looked so good.
That's one Nifty pet.
Snuggle up without breaking the bank.
"El color le queda mejor a las rubias".
Honestly, they understand it so much better than millennials.
Detective Murdoch really should have patented these.
Le plus grave accident ayant jamais touché une centrale nucléaire a eu lieu il y a 30 ans pile.
Chris Rhoden Jr. and seven of his family members were found shot in the head "execution style" in their homes last week.
Das wichtigste Quiz für jeden Fan.
She told People, "There is no validity to the idea that the song references me personally."
Someone get these two in a buddy comedy together ASAP.
Commemoration events took place in Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia.
Patriarcat et vieilles croûtes.
XOXOXO, AFK, CU und natürlich HDGDL.
"Não quero culpar nem desculpar ninguém, mas quem foi o responsável pelo teste de QI do Roger Moreira?"
"We have a duty to ensure that the Elizabeth Tower is "safeguarded for future generations to appreciate," said a spokesperson for the House of Commons Commission.
Fancy a Dream Ring or a Dorset Knob?
Alguien tiene que serlo.
Tipo de cabello: indefinido.
Here's how she went from a seven-month hospital stay to becoming a paralympic athlete in three years.
*hums Corrie theme tune*
one two three
Os túites fazem parte da hashtag #SeEuFosseRico.
"Can STDs be transmitted through farts?"
C’est simple: il y a 16 questions, mais si vous vous trompez une fois, C’EST PERDU!
UKIP sent out a list of US companies it says would push for a trade deal with the UK after Brexit. BuzzFeed News has found that many of the companies are pro-EU, while one has gone out of business.
Radhika, what's up-te?
Ça nous change du métro bondé.
You have retail muscle memory and finger-space everything.
El lunes empiezo la dieta.
Bringst Du mir was von Burger King? ❤︎
I'll never see a moustache the same way again.
*has to schedule playdates for child*
"You are a middle aged, British white man, you have no idea, I repeat, NO. IDEA. What it is like to be a black woman," the singer wrote.
Thank you, Snapchat.
Brought to you by BuzzFeed Comics.
"Do people who say 'exercise helps me relax' know about not exercising?"
Tus 10 primeros años no fueron tan únicos como creías.
Behold... THE CHRONICLES OF NADIYA!
Have you ever...ever felt like this?
Splitting your food 50/50 sounds unfair, how about 90/10?
It was reported hours later that Strahan planned to leave the show earlier than anticipated.
¡Ojalá ser ellos!
You know who they are.
Naz Shah stepped down as parliamentary private secretary to shadow chancellor John McDonnell after the 2014 comment came to light.
Les festivals ou les réunions «non-mixtes» (c'est à dire réservés à certains groupes de personnes), qu'est-ce que c'est? Alors qu'un festival afroféministe accusé d'être «interdit aux blancs» fait polémique, BuzzFeed fait le point.
Yuuup, even brands like Apple and Samsung are expected to tweak their phones for this.
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." – Notting Hill.
Parce que vous ne pourrez rien expérimenter de nouveau à 31 ans.
¿Familias especiales? ¡Tenemos de sobra!
For college grads, higher-wage jobs have become harder to find in New York City and around the country, a new report finds.
Because your mom's a superhero who deserves to relax.
Five U.S. states are voting in presidential primaries today. The editor of Bangladesh’s only LGBT magazine was hacked to death. And BuzzFeed News went inside an award-winning radio program that’s hosted and produced by female inmates in an Ecuadorian prison.
Hover Camera is small, safe, smart — and a little scary.
Buck's fizz is a drink you give to children.
Emergency services are continuing their work following last week's magnitude-7.8 earthquake, which has killed hundreds.
The chilli queens reign supreme!
No, shaving doesn't make hair grow back faster.
Jeanshosen kaufen = Die Hölle auf Erden.
Marking the anniversary of the worst nuclear plant accident in history.
No lo digo yo, lo dice Caitlin Pantos, ingeniera de seguridad de Google.
And here's how you can, too.
Friends don't let friends wear bad clothing.
So many unread messages.
Hello, it's me, I'm bad at makeup.
Frank Field reckons Labour supporters should vote for Britain to leave the EU to punish David Cameron.
Never go to Pimpri-Chinchwad.
The emotional moment occurred after a jury concluded that the 96 victims of the 1989 Hillsborough disaster had been "unlawfully killed" due to police negligence.
November is coming.
One is constantly trying to escape, while the other is trying to hide.
I'm just going to leave these here.
16-Across: Dropper of the visual album 5-Down on HBO Now on 4/23
Ils avaient sympathisé avant d'embarquer pour la guerre du Viêt Nam mais s'étaient perdus de vue depuis un demi-siècle.
"Screw beauty standards. Be you."
The Conservative government narrowly defeated a Labour proposal to accept 3,000 unaccompanied child refugees from Europe.
Straightened fringes and curly hair forever.
"Kimmy, the sooner you quit something that stinks, the sooner you can find something that doesn't." Spoilers for the second season if you haven't seen it already.
Favourite country singer: Beyoncé.
A two-year inquest into the Hillsborough disaster of 1989 ruled that police commander David Duckenfield was responsible for the 96 deaths, and exonerated the fans.
Das war eindeutig Abseits!
¿Compartían todos los malotes de España un cerebro común?
Porque el sexo lésbico en las pelis porno es muy-puto-raro.
Analysis produced for BuzzFeed News by the London School of Economics shows there has been a substantial increase in the number of female candidates, but not many will get elected.
Augenbrauen in Perfektion.
"We want to work together to make this health service the best it can be, but that can only be done if there is willingness on both sides," one doctor told BuzzFeed News.
Un film sur le mariage pour tous et un autre sur la Palestine ont été retirés de la programmation, à la demande de la mairie.
El 53,4% de los españoles no se sienten solos casi nunca.
L'initiative, menée par un homme politique lui-même accueilli enfant en Angleterre en 1939, a été rejetée à 18 voix près.
H is for Hummus.
The health secretary made the revelation on Tuesday as tens of thousands of junior doctors began a full walkout of the NHS.
"Nah, it's a friend's" = *UNMATCH* = TWO PEOPLE DISAPPOINTED.
The four friends told BuzzFeed: "There are role models for white gay people, but the media need to portray all the many types of gay men."
Weil wir alle wissen, dass es nichts Schlimmeres gibt, als eine steinharte Avocado.
So unschuldig, so rein.
Eigentlich sind wir alle Superhelden.
BLEIB. AUS. DER. KÜCHE. RAUS.
¡Cuidado, tu heterosexualidad puede abandonarte!
"She looks like a foreigner who's dressed in Indian clothes."
No tiene sentido llorar por LEMONADE derramada.
Type de cheveux: indéfini.
Guess I'll just stick to Maggi then.
Levantamiento del 2 de mayo: tal vez asista.
Certains militants ne sont pas contents.
No nos vamos a engañar, tirarse pedos es toda una habilidad.
Attendez-vous à être épatés.
«Un PV n'est pas toujours la solution adaptée aux problèmes de quelqu'un.»
Papua New Guinea's supreme court ruled that Australia's detention of asylum-seekers on the island was illegal.
The quiz everyone's been waiting for! Find out which member of Cohomies you are-- the results may surprise you.
Yes, we are already at this level. Warning: mild spoilers for the Season 6 premiere.
Officials at the National September 11 Memorial Museum in New York City apologized Monday for stopping a group of students from singing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
Better start saving for a U-Haul.
Chinese food, dirt roads, and mainies ftw.
How are you like this?
You can keep your vegan organic genderless gingerbread figures.
Well this is awkward.
This explains that continuity error.