Are you protecting your penis?
“I’m in a constant battle to help women and it can get exhausting sometimes, but the good days outweigh the bad ones.”
Because knowing your status should be as easy as, well, peeing in a cup.
Hint: Sperm are sneakier than you’d think.
“Last night I dropped my birth control pill and I thought I saw it on the ground but when I picked it up it was a fucking lentil.”
“Tell me I look sexy with my IUD strings pushed back.”
See if you can pass our breast test.
“Would you rather wake up to this or a CRYING BABY!!”
Sadly, it’s not just about saying no to cookie dough and sushi.
“Never realized how cavernous the human vagina can be until I couldn’t get my diva cup out for three hours.”
Nothing says safe sex like crocodile dung and tortoise shells.
“You have the right to deal with your disorder however you want.”
Let’s get to the bottom of this, once and for all.
Quick, point to your liver!
“Didn’t realize eye makeup and false lashes were essential to being a baller female physicist…”
Makeup addicts and lovers, brace yourself.
From “the communists are coming” to “strawberry days” and everything in between.
Without them, we wouldn’t have open heart surgery, blood banks, syphilis testing, automatic defibrillators, laser cataract removal, and the list keeps going…
For all those times you want to eat your own hand.