You're not Mister Rogers. Get rid of those 80 pairs of khakis and shake things up.
Except for the use of the Oxford comma. Nobody will ever agree on that.
Check out America's racial makeup in technicolor.
Get ready for some major fist-pumping. (Note: These are in no particular order.)
Feel free to fan yourself with your powdered wig.
Slackatory recently posted a video of SNL characters losing their shit and it's freaking hilarious. It's incredible that it doesn't happen more often.