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February 6, 2013

How To Buy A Great, Inexpensive Bottle Of Wine For Valentine's Day
It's easy! Here's a foolproof plan that will work even if you know nothing about wine.

How To Moonwalk, In Seven GIFs
Watch and learn. It's easier than you think. Via Imgur.

The FBI's 8 Tips For Avoiding Online "Sextortion" From Fake Justin Biebers
Presented by stock photography.

Fred Phelps' Granddaughter Leaves Westboro Baptist Church With Emotional Blog Post
Megan Phelps-Roper announced Wednesday on her blog that she and her sister will be leaving the church.

The Most Important Game Of The Last Five Years
BioShock changed the way we think about video games. If Bioshock Infinite succeeds, it has a chance to do the same.

Kentucky Lawmakers Band Together To Back Industrial Hemp Measure
Will Congress (puff, puff) pass legislation easing restrictions?

19 Hardcore Images Of Bookshelf Porn
NSFW (if you are a bibliophile).

Father Pays His Daughter $200 To Quit Facebook
The 14-year-old only gets the money if she can stay off her Facebook account for six months.

Anne Of Green Gables Is A Sexy Blonde On The Cover Of A New Paperback Book Set
This is a travesty.

27 Ideas For Adorable And Unexpected Wedding Cakes
So you'll have something nice to look at before everyone starts stuffing their faces.

Fall Out Boy Is Back And It's Awesome
They've reunited and are playing live shows again, and it's like nothing has changed since the last time they were on stage.

7 Amazing And Crazy Animal Cakes
The new special issue of Martha Stewart Living is full of wonderful things that only three people on Earth could actually make. But we can dream.

Rand Paul Hasn't Decided Whether He'll Support Chuck Hagel
And he won't rule out a filibuster.

Never Forget The Time Ke$ha Was On "The Simple Life"
Paris and Nicole played matchmakers for Ke$ha's mother. And then Ke$ha threw up in Paris Hilton's closet.

Verizon FiOS Twitter Stunt Backfires In Hilarious Fashion
"I'm looking for a top quality Canadian hooker who's on blow in a short period of time. How fast can I get results on FiOS?"

This Is The BEST Way To Eat String Cheese
Life is too short. Too short!

Crazy Photos Of Thousands Of Dead Herring Floating In Icelandic Fjord
The country is losing millions as more herring succumb to lack of oxygen.

If Pokemon Was A Noir Comic
The cliffhanger will drive you crazy. But how do you question suspects when all they can answer with is their species name?

How To Seduce Someone On OkCupid With Horse_eBooks Quotes
Is it possible to get dates over OKCupid using only quotes from the Twitter spambot @Horse_eBooks? A new Tumblr called Okc_ebooks attempts to find out.

The Girls-Only Yelp For Boys
It might be fun, but it's not helping.

Who Should Join Chris Pratt In "Guardians Of The Galaxy"?
Chris Pratt just snagged the lead role of Star Lord in the Marvel Studios film. Who could be his castmates?

This Photo Got A Russian Flight Attendant Fired
Another social media lesson for disgruntled airline employees. UPDATE: Tatiana Kozlenko had gotten her job back.

Rand Paul Takes Aim At The Neo-Cons
Paul is branding his libertarian-leaning foreign policy as what the founders would have wanted. "It is time for all Americans, and especially conservatives, to become as critical and reflective when examining foreign policy as we are with domestic policy."

On Civil Liberties, A Tale Of Two Obamas
As a liberal state senator, Obama was a civil liberties crusader. Now he's defending drone attacks on American citizens. "There always has been a distinction between citizens and non-citizens. It means something to be a citizen. And that's important," he said in 2002.

Jem's Holograms Finally Get Their Own Dolls
Why Jem's boyfriend Rio got a reissued doll before these ladies is a mystery. Now the powers that be just need to release their songs on iTunes.

Obama Alumni Target Chris Christie
Obama campaign veterans sign on with New Jersey Democrat Barbara Buono, the governor's likely challenger. "Barbara personifies a lot of [Obama's] insurgent qualities," says Del Cecato.

How To Make Easy, Cozy Coq Au Vin
Slow-simmered meat in a thick delicious gravy of wine and beef. Your home is about to smell amazing.

10 Meat And Booze Bouquets For The One You Love
Forget flowers; this is how to tell someone you really care.

Apple's Age Ratings Make No Sense
It's not clear what they're even for anymore. How Vine went from kid-friendly to an adult app overnight.

The Easiest And Best Valentine's Day Gift Ever
Please direct your attention to these simple steps for just a moment.

Deaf Woman Hears Her Son Speak For The First Time
Tissues. Bring 'em.

Orphaned Baby Bats Will Brighten Your Day Exponentially
OH MY GOD one of them is wrapped in a towel shaped like a bunny!

Is Florida's New Business Logo Sexist?
Many are claiming Florida's new logo, which includes a man's necktie, excludes businesswomen.

Egyptian Prime Minister Makes Grossest Public Service Announcement Of The Day
Egyptian Prime Minister Hisham Qandil has a novel and squirm-inducing diagnosis for an epidemic in rural Egypt. The following are quotes from an IB Times article detailing the rather awkward announcement.

18 Punny Valentine's Day Cards From DC Comics
These love notes contain some seriously groan-worthy puns. As is required of any great Valentine's Day card.

The 30 Weirdest 1-900 Numbers From The '80s
Ah, a time when shoulderpads were big, ties were skinny, and it was $2 for the first minute, $1.95 for the following.


This Man Knit A 17-Mile-Long Rope
It's three miles longer than the next longest knitted rope.

Postal Service Will Stop Delivering Mail On Saturdays
Packages will reportedly still be delivered, but say good-bye to Saturday coupons.

Monopoly Introduces New Token To Replace Boring Old Iron
Somehow, the wheelbarrow and thimble survive.

The Complete Annotated Oscar Nominees Class Photo
The standouts among the 156 people who gathered for the 85th Academy Awards nominee luncheon on Monday.

Marco Rubio: Letting Women Serve In Combat Is "Common Sense"
"Women are already in combat roles whether we admit that or not, and we need to have our best people doing the job. If that person happens to be a women why would we not want that. "Common sense," the Senator added.

FBI Releases Photos Of Alabama Bunker Exterior
The 5-year-old boy, who was held hostage for nearly a week in an underground bunker in Midland, has been rescued. Law enforcement released the following images from the scene of the hostage standoff.