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    How To Tell If You're A Cate Blanchsexual

    AKA: in love with Cate Blanchett.

    A Cate Blanchsexual: One whose sexual orientation is Cate Blanchett.

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    Questioning if you might be a Cate Blanchsexual? Well, let's look into it together, because as one who strongly identifies as a Cate Blanchsexual, I know all about it!

    First of all. How do you feel when you see this picture of the perfect Cate Blanchett wearing a green velvet suit? Be honest with yourself!


    By the way, I'll be taking notes! So let's move on.

    Ok, what about when she adds a cheetah print jacket over it?

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    Interesting, interesting.

    Now, does seeing Cate Blanchett in this navy suit and shaggy haircut make you want to rip your own hair out because OMG IT'S SO PERFECT?


    What about when you see her standing there, in the wind, with leather pants on?

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    Yes, yes, ok that's what I thought. Just writing this all down!

    Ok, let's see here... is this photo of Cate Blanchett staring at you from behind her dark sunglasses making your heart beat fast?

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    Do you literally need to sit down after seeing Cate in this velvet blue blazer?

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    Do you want to be that cell phone that gets to be close to her face?


    Or trade places with that binder?

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    I'm just gathering info! ANYWAY...

    Are you lit'rally dying at Cate in these glasses?

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    What about these glasses?

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    Ok, and how about these???


    Do you wish that this was a real life missed connection?

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    Can you not handle whatever is happening here?

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    And honestly, maybe right now are you like, "CATE CAN YOU NOT!!!" (In a good way.)

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    Ok, just a few more questions.

    How is your heart rate?


    Do you still have a pulse?

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    I mean, can you even breathe at ALL anymore?

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    If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions (or "no", depending on the question) then congrats, you're a Cate Blanchsexual!

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