A Cate Blanchsexual: One whose sexual orientation is Cate Blanchett. Mandatory Byline: Juan Rico / Mandatory Byline: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Questioning if you might be a Cate Blanchsexual? Well, let's look into it together, because as one who strongly identifies as a Cate Blanchsexual, I know all about it! First of all. How do you feel when you see this picture of the perfect Cate Blanchett wearing a green velvet suit? Be honest with yourself! Gg / GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES By the way, I'll be taking notes! So let's move on. Ok, what about when she adds a cheetah print jacket over it? Fameflynet Pictures / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Interesting, interesting. Now, does seeing Cate Blanchett in this navy suit and shaggy haircut make you want to rip your own hair out because OMG IT'S SO PERFECT? Ini / INI/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES What about when you see her standing there, in the wind, with leather pants on? Steve Sands / GC Images Yes, yes, ok that's what I thought. Just writing this all down! Ok, let's see here... is this photo of Cate Blanchett staring at you from behind her dark sunglasses making your heart beat fast? Fameflynetuk / FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Do you literally need to sit down after seeing Cate in this velvet blue blazer? Raymond Hall / GC Images Do you want to be that cell phone that gets to be close to her face? Gg / GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Or trade places with that binder? Fameflynet Pictures / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES I'm just gathering info! ANYWAY... Are you lit'rally dying at Cate in these glasses? Walter Mcbride / Getty Images What about these glasses? Kevin Winter / Getty Images Ok, and how about these??? Gg / GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Do you wish that this was a real life missed connection? Getty Images Can you not handle whatever is happening here? Fameflynet Pictures / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES And honestly, maybe right now are you like, "CATE CAN YOU NOT!!!" (In a good way.) Mandatory Byline: Juan Rico / Mandatory Byline: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Ok, just a few more questions. How is your heart rate? Chp / CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES Do you still have a pulse? Jonathan Leibson / Getty Images I mean, can you even breathe at ALL anymore? Raymond Hall / GC Images RED PANTS!! If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions (or "no", depending on the question) then congrats, you're a Cate Blanchsexual! Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images WELCOME TO THE CLUB.