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How To Tell If You're A Cate Blanchsexual

AKA: in love with Cate Blanchett.

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A Cate Blanchsexual: One whose sexual orientation is Cate Blanchett.

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Questioning if you might be a Cate Blanchsexual? Well, let's look into it together, because as one who strongly identifies as a Cate Blanchsexual, I know all about it!

First of all. How do you feel when you see this picture of the perfect Cate Blanchett wearing a green velvet suit? Be honest with yourself!

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By the way, I'll be taking notes! So let's move on.

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Ok, what about when she adds a cheetah print jacket over it?

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Interesting, interesting.

Now, does seeing Cate Blanchett in this navy suit and shaggy haircut make you want to rip your own hair out because OMG IT'S SO PERFECT?

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What about when you see her standing there, in the wind, with leather pants on?

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Yes, yes, ok that's what I thought. Just writing this all down!

Ok, let's see here... is this photo of Cate Blanchett staring at you from behind her dark sunglasses making your heart beat fast?

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Do you literally need to sit down after seeing Cate in this velvet blue blazer?

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Do you want to be that cell phone that gets to be close to her face?

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Or trade places with that binder?

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I'm just gathering info! ANYWAY...

Are you lit'rally dying at Cate in these glasses?

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What about these glasses?

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Ok, and how about these???

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Do you wish that this was a real life missed connection?

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Can you not handle whatever is happening here?

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And honestly, maybe right now are you like, "CATE CAN YOU NOT!!!" (In a good way.)

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Ok, just a few more questions.

How is your heart rate?

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Do you still have a pulse?

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I mean, can you even breathe at ALL anymore?

RED PANTS!!
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RED PANTS!!

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions (or "no", depending on the question) then congrats, you're a Cate Blanchsexual!

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WELCOME TO THE CLUB.