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First was the alleged MySpace Era of Profanity™. She cursed to reference her reported high school crush, Grant "Motherfucking" Wood.
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Twelve short days after, the self-proclaimed knitter iconically attacked sewing machines.
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Clinging close to her songwriting craft, she used a limerick to triple-curse, featuring the F- and S- word (twice).
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There's also that time she used {braces} to jokingly call her friend a B.
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On top of her profane poems, she swore in this strange riddle, concluding that a tiger and lion combined equals a "whore."
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Following the MySpace Era of Profanity, she released her 2007 original version of "Teardrops On My Guitar," where she says "damn."
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On the same album, she uses the D-word again. Her song "Cold As You" reads, "You never did give a damn thing, honey, but I cried, cried for you."
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In 2008, she performed with Kellie Pickler on her Fearless Tour, where she said "ass" during the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue."
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In 2009, Swift hosted SNL. Her opening monologue was, of course, a song, where she called out the douchebags who cheated on her.
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In 2011, she sang "I'm Yours" with Jason Mraz and gave zero fucks about saying damn again.
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That summer, she said "hell" when performing Usher's song "Yeah!" with him.
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On Nashville's 107.5 The River, Swift rapped some of Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass," which includes the H-word.
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Hell must be her favorite, because her 2012 song "The Lucky One" features it.
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And on her Red Tour, she performed Neon Trees' "Everybody Talks," where she sang "shit."
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Then came arguably her most iconic cursing episode — at the 2013 VMAs when she told Selena Gomez to "shut the fuck up."
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But some of her cursing has been used to call out important issues, like sexism:
So, we thank you, Taylor, and we cannot wait to hear more.
Did we miss another time Taylor cursed? Let us know in the comments!
