Dresses you can wear to the movies *and* a dinner date. What a concept.
And there's free two-day shipping? *initiates impromptu shopping spree*
🗣️: BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
Hooray for lipsticks that *won't* make your pout prune from dryness.
*runs in Baywatch-style slow-mo towards the beach*
This includes a shower stool – that way you won't have to downward dog whenever a calf needs to be shaved.
Get your pedicure ready, folks, because this list includes several sandals.
Less than $10? *ears immediately perk up*
An assortment of everything from going out tops (a constant struggle) to the perfect basic V-neck tees.
Will your junk drawer still have junk in it? Yes. But at least it will be ORGANIZED junk.
*opens wallet* *several moths fly out*
Including genealogy charts, sappy fill-in-the-blank books, monogrammed wallets, and more!
Time to snag everything from Kate Spade bags to Madewell tees — for up to 50% off. *begins to sweat*
I don't like to throw the phrase "holy grail" around too often, but...
What do we want? Volume! When do we want it? Now! And preferably with as little effort as possible, thank you very much.