Your college sweater = perhaps not appropriate for a dinner in which the phrase "prix fixe menu" is tossed around a lot.
Who? Me? I could never forget your birthday.
Brace yourselves for volcano science kits, butt masks, toothbrush holders, and wine aerators that are worth every single dollar.
It was excruciating on my sweet tooth to put this post together.
Just think: clump-free lashes and no more raccoon eyes. *palms begin to sweat*
My love language = effective beauty products that don't drain my bank account.
Biscuits, brews, botanical gardens, bicycle tours. Oh, and very tiny doors.
'Tis the greatest time of the year.
Brace yourself for tree houses, infinity pools, and floor-to-ceiling windows.
Let's take a walk through the muggle-friendly version of Diagon Alley, also known as Amazon.
You'll get 15% off extremely cozy undergarments and loungewear when you use our ~BuzzFeed exclusive~ promo code.
Because you know what ruins a trip before you've even boarded your first flight? Unexpected baggage fees.
Things that are perfect: crunchy leaves, the return of hot apple cider, and all fall clothing.
Because itchy sweaters and uncomfortable denim shouldn't ruin the sheer joy that is an in-flight movie.
What I need is for a teleportation device to exist because, frankly, turbulence is not ok.
Nothing has my heart quite like this discounted suede biker jacket does.
Eats and drinks more lit than the black flame candle.
Sorry, I can't. I have a date with my pumpkin-scented candle and whatever Halloween classic is playing on Freeform tonight.
Paradise = coming home to a tidy bedroom.