"Mom, I love you! Look at this personalized family tree I got for you! Am I your favorite child now? Blink if you want to say yes but don't want to offend your other offspring."
This includes an inexpensive rolling duffel bag perfect for your next weekend getaway – you'll be able to comfortably pack 19 dresses, 18 pairs of shoes, and every lipstick you have ever owned inside.
Including birthday cake peanut spreads, cotton tees for the SVU lover, a cushion foundation that costs less than your lunch, and more! Much more!
Between that Lime Crime palette, the block heel booties, and that adorable cutout mini dress...we've really got no choice but to treat ourselves. Right?
Did you get your full eight hours last night? HA! No. But this slew of miracle products will fool everyone into thinking that you snoozed through at least 786 REM cycles.
Eyes? Dry. Nose? Runny. Outfit? On point.
Welcome to the paradise city of poutine, street art, honey-sweetened bagels, and winding staircases.
May your accessories game be as strong as all that pollen you're breathing.
Drop the see-through leggings...just until tonight. I promise they'll be there when you get home.
Does life feel like a total mess? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean it has to *look* the part.
Gorgeous leather jackets, skinny jeans you'll wear every darn day, the perfect basic tee — and so much more! All up to 40% off!
I will gladly pack up this parka in exchange for a bikini, thank you very much.
Behold! Comfy, cozy couches that won't take up 85% of your entire apartment.
Beach weather is so close, I can practically taste the salty air. And the tan. And the banana-scented SPF.
This skater dress costs $5.99 — I've bought pizza that costs more.
If you say carmel instead of caramel, you are wrong.
"Pimples: A Problem of the Past" will likely be the title of my debut novel.
Including several spacious carry-on bags — so that you can comfortably pack 12 pairs of shoes and 27 outfits for that three-day trip.
Time to pack away the puffers, ladies and gents! Winter? We don't know her.