1. You didn't ask to be the mum friend, but no one else stepped up to the job so here you are.
2. You haven't always been the mum friend in all your friend groups, it's not your natural role.
3. You're irresponsible and reckless too, it just happens that your friends are a disaster zone.
4. Somehow you always end up organising every plan.
Trying to make plans in group chat @oliviahreid
5. You've probably gone on protest before and refused to organise something.
6. Anytime anyone offers to organise something you gladly hand over all responsibility.
7. It's hard looking after your wasted friends when you're also pretty drunk.
8. And you're definitely the type of friend to take pictures of your friends at their worst to punish them with the next day.
Showing your friend drunk pictures of them
But you won't put them on social media because you're too damn responsible.
9. You end up getting your friends water when you're out, but only because you were going to the bar anyway to get yourself water.
10. You're always chasing someone who forgot to pay you back.
11. You spend way too much time waiting for your late friends to show up.
12. You are always reminding your friends not to skip breakfast and dinner.
Ok 1- yes I'm that mom friend who always provides food 2- I want someone to look at me the way I was looking at my… https://t.co/8lWqszRQ1m
13. You leave the club first, but only because you want to get food.
14. And you're always the one who ends up doing the morning hangover food run.
15. You often wonder what would happen to your friend group without you.
When you let your friend go out on Halloween without adult supervision #porcelainphilosophy
16. You constantly drag all your friends, but you will also aggressively compliment them if they look in the slightest bit down.
I'm the mom friend but also the asshole friend. I'll roast tf out of you jokingly but if you say anything negative… https://t.co/31o7sHmWv2
17. And your friends occaisionally drag you for being the lame one.
18. But most of the time they appreciate you feeding them and organising their social lives.
19. And you can't imagine not being part of your group.
