People constantly call you heartless, which is only like, 75% true.
Wearing a jumpsuit and having to get butt-ass naked just to pee.
Truly a rollercoaster of events.
Step this way, pumpkin spice latte lovers.
You know the awkward "my thighs are chafing" walk all too well.
"'This is a mistake' — I whisper as I leave my house."
We know exactly when you're cleanest.
Have you ever used last night's makeup for the next day?
"Heartbreak is inevitable. However, it will be the most important pain you’ll ever feel."
How To Get Away With Being A Badass.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.
You only appreciate how much toilet paper you actually use when you're on your period.