You frequently tell your friends to have babies just so you can kinda have a baby, but not really.
A Very Serious Investigation™. (H/T @KYOxJIN.)
No, I do not want to put in money for Susan’s birthday gift.
I have no idea why I’m laughing at this.
In her debut movie, The Fits, Anna Rose Holmer provides a meditation on self-discovery that steers away from a sexual awakening and focuses on finding the profound in the mundane.
It may be a lot harder than you think.
Your Christmas dinner definitely includes rice and peas.
“Still don’t know why my mum decided to buy an alpaca but he’s such a lad.”
This is why you should never mess with a woman.
You’d be surprised how many people are putting salt on their oranges and tomatoes.
Do you *have* to get the meatballs every time?
“When you clock in at 9, work for 7 hours & then realise it’s only 9:30.”
“I fucking love you, bitch.”
Should you get up as early as possible, or take it easy?
This is a very important test of your character.
Once you see it, you can never unsee it.
[watching porn] I hope they stay together.
The best-dressed man in UK music helped us get our lives together.