You should always base your big life decisions around your favourite celeb.
Nougat or nuts is the real test of maturity.
You might just be making them all wrong.
Are you a shopaholic or not?
We know what age you really are.
We can not be blamed for the oncoming arousal. H/T r/powerwashingporn.
What did we do to deserve her?
Sometimes size DOES matter.
You’re the perfect inbetween.
Posh pets have the fanciest taste buds.
Food will never, ever, let you down.
“Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.”
What did we do to deserve them?
Grandma’s house is a place where hunger is banned.
Be honest, are oysters actually gross?
Get a pen and paper and take notes.
There’s no bigger disappointment than finding leftovers in an ice cream tub.
Let’s give them some recognition!