This is for all of the people who don't believe in brushing their hair.
Have you got a snake in your boot?
Do you know what year Women's football was banned?
"British culture is singing along to the backing guitars as if its lyrics."
"Random drunk lassie on the train just held a chip to ma face n went ‘this is a microphone, what do u think of Alex on Love Island?’"
The ear is the hardest one.
"Where's my super suit?"
"'Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home' should be my slogan when I colour my own hair."
It's time to book your next holiday!
Let's all be more like Michael.
How you doin'?
Please stop paying loads for fish and chips!
Pasta is the meaning of life.
Find your inner Elle Woods!
I hope you get Will Smith!
Someone who stands next to celebrities as an example of what normal people look like.
Has your kid ever said anything really inappropriate in front of someone you were trying to impress?
Phoebe would have a vegan Instagram influencer.
They're all so great it's hard to decide.
Have you visited the Seychelles?
