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15 Animal Cartoon Characters That Are Inexplicably Sexy

Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for squirrels.

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1. Lola Bunny, Space Jam

There was actually no need for the creators to make Lola this level of sexy. We get it Bugs Bunny is attracted to her, but she didn't have to be every teen's wet dream.
Warner Bros. Pictures

There was actually no need for the creators to make Lola this level of sexy. We get it Bugs Bunny is attracted to her, but she didn't have to be every teen's wet dream.

For reference, this is an actual rabbit.

Note that it doesn't have booty shorts, a crop top, and a great rack. If anything this rabbit is closer to human body norms as many of us rest in our own chins.
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Note that it doesn't have booty shorts, a crop top, and a great rack. If anything this rabbit is closer to human body norms as many of us rest in our own chins.

2. Sexy giraffe, Orangina advert

Sex does sell, so maybe sexy giraffes in red stilettos drinking Orangina sells even more.
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Sex does sell, so maybe sexy giraffes in red stilettos drinking Orangina sells even more.

3. Roxanne, A Goofy Movie

She was supposed to be a teenager but of course she still must have that sweet sweet hourglass figure that all dogs have.
Walt Disney Pictures

She was supposed to be a teenager but of course she still must have that sweet sweet hourglass figure that all dogs have.

4. Minerva Mink, Animaniacs.

Minerva won FHM's hottest mink in 1997, much to the dismay of the sultry minks featured on nature documentaries.
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Minerva won FHM's hottest mink in 1997, much to the dismay of the sultry minks featured on nature documentaries.

5. Hot tiger, Zootopia

The internet lovingly calls this tiger "daddy" and I really don't know what else to say.
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

The internet lovingly calls this tiger "daddy" and I really don't know what else to say.

6. Larry the lobster, SpongeBob SquarePants

Larry spends all his time at Goo Lagoon working on that bod but still manages to miss leg day.
Nickelodeon

Larry spends all his time at Goo Lagoon working on that bod but still manages to miss leg day.

7. Cleo, Pinocchio

Cleo is probably the first and last goldfish to be depicted as sexy. She set up some unrealistic ideals for goldfishes with her eyelash batting and begging for kisses.
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Cleo is probably the first and last goldfish to be depicted as sexy. She set up some unrealistic ideals for goldfishes with her eyelash batting and begging for kisses.

This is an actual goldfish not warped by the animators' sexualistation.

A whole lot less fuckable, right? RIGHT? Dear god please don't say you don't find this attractive.
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A whole lot less fuckable, right? RIGHT? Dear god please don't say you don't find this attractive.

8. Georgette, Oliver and Company

Georgette's character embodied that old sexist trope of "if you're hot you're also a massive bitch". Which was extra weird, because she was a dog oozing sexuality in a kids film based off of the Charles Dickens book, Oliver Twist.
Walt Disney Pictures

Georgette's character embodied that old sexist trope of "if you're hot you're also a massive bitch". Which was extra weird, because she was a dog oozing sexuality in a kids film based off of the Charles Dickens book, Oliver Twist.

9. Sandy, SpongeBob SquarePants

Why was Sandy always in a bikini and Spongebob in a suit? Squirrels have 8—10 nipples so if the bikini was so necessary sandy is gonna need to wear an additional three—four bras.
Nickelodeon

Why was Sandy always in a bikini and Spongebob in a suit? Squirrels have 8—10 nipples so if the bikini was so necessary sandy is gonna need to wear an additional three—four bras.

10. Tasmanian—she devil, Looney Tunes

Just so we knew she was female she was decked out in accessories and is often seen with a rolling pin.
Warner Bros.

Just so we knew she was female she was decked out in accessories and is often seen with a rolling pin.

11. Angie, Shark Tale

Another sexy fish, this time with an hourglass figure and access to a quality makeup artist.
DreamWorks Pictures

Another sexy fish, this time with an hourglass figure and access to a quality makeup artist.

12. Gadget, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Next up in this series of "rodents who need hourglass figures" is Gadget, whose human boobs are vital to her role as a mouse scientist. I'm sick of female mouse scientists being oversexualised for the young male gaze in kids cartoons.
Walt Disney Television

Next up in this series of "rodents who need hourglass figures" is Gadget, whose human boobs are vital to her role as a mouse scientist. I'm sick of female mouse scientists being oversexualised for the young male gaze in kids cartoons.

13. Beast, Beauty and the Beast

Beast was RIPPED, which made it difficult to view him as the antithesis of beauty. The creators couldn't even let a character called beast be unsexy. Human beast on the other hand...
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Beast was RIPPED, which made it difficult to view him as the antithesis of beauty. The creators couldn't even let a character called beast be unsexy. Human beast on the other hand...

14. Mousey Galore, Pinky and the Brain

Pinky and Brain don't need clothes but Mousey Galore desperately needs a short, backless dress that accentuates her anatomically incorrect breasts. Her choker and russian villain shtick finish off that dominatrix look that is so popular in kids TV.
Warner Bros. Television Animation

Pinky and Brain don't need clothes but Mousey Galore desperately needs a short, backless dress that accentuates her anatomically incorrect breasts. Her choker and russian villain shtick finish off that dominatrix look that is so popular in kids TV.

15. Cadbury's caramel bunny, Cadburys Advert

Honestly I'm done.
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Honestly I'm done.