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Build Your Wand And We’ll Reveal Your Garbage Patronus

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Build Your Wand And We’ll Reveal Your Garbage Patronus

You got: A pile of cups!

Your shit Patronus is a pile of cups. They're all used, and some of them smell really bad. They aren't going to help you very much.

A pile of cups!
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You got: Ham!

Your Patronus is ham. It looks delicious but it's also not real so you can't eat it. Sad!

Ham!
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You got: A cat that screams like a person!

Your cat Patronus won't stop screaming. Its scream sounds exactly like a human, and when it screams it makes direct eye contact with you. It's awful and you hate it.

A cat that screams like a person!
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You got: One of those clowns that was terrorising people in the woods!

Every time you conjure your Patronus, it turns out to be one of those clowns that was terrorising people in the woods! Fun!

One of those clowns that was terrorising people in the woods!
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You got: A child's drawing of a cyclops!

It's a really great drawing of a businessman cyclops, he's very busy, he's wearing a nice red tie, and a child drew him for you! Sadly, it's not much use when you need magical protection.

A child's drawing of a cyclops!
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You got: Your passive-aggressive co-worker Agnes!

Oh no, Agnes from work SUCKS!!! "You need help AGAIN?" she'd probably sneer. Sorry to disturb you from your fifth game of spider solitaire, Agnes, you ancient bitch, we're only trying to defeat Voldemort here!!!

Your passive-aggressive co-worker Agnes!
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You got: A balloon animal giraffe!

Your balloon animal giraffe literally can't do anything. It's not even filled with helium, so it just slowly floats to the ground. Sorry!

A balloon animal giraffe!
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You got: Shoes!

Your Patronus is a pile of old shoes and they smell like a foot graveyard.

Shoes!
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You got: A reverse centaur so it's the head of a horse and the butt of a dude.

His name is Horsey Dibbles and he is grotesque to look at.

A reverse centaur so it's the head of a horse and the butt of a dude.
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