29 Very Grown-Up Questions About The Harry Potter Series
I apologise for the direction this went in.
Do wizards and witches smoke weed? Are there other magical drugs?
How often did the older students sneak into each other's dormitories?
And did they send each other nudes...by owl?
Did they even teach sex ed at Hogwarts? And would it have been taught by the heads of house?
What's the go with wizard STDs?
Not to be crass but...can you engorgio a penis?
Sorry, but how did Voldemort and Bellatrix have sex? I was really under the impression that once he was reborn from that cauldron, Voldemort was barely human.
What are wizarding LGBT rights like?
Is there a magical way for two people of the same sex to have a baby that is 50% each of them?
Do wizards use the same form of contraception as Muggles?
How do giants and regular-sized people have sex?
Is there a wizarding Planned Parenthood?
What are the abortion laws and rights like?
What's it like having a baby as a witch? Do you just pop it out with no pain?
Oh, and are there magical tampons, or is that just dealt with using a simple spell?
Do wizards have health insurance, or is a visit to St Mungo's going to cost you big time?
What's the go with wizarding world mental health services?
Are there ways of staying fit that involve no physical exercise at all?
And within the Ministry of Magic, are there liberals and conservatives?
It seems like wizards are all about the wireless, but are there wizarding TV shows?
And how about wizarding REALITY shows?
I know the books were set in the '90s, but now that it's 20 years later, did wizards ever get on board with technology?
If wizards don't have smartphones, what's the magical equivalent of Tinder?
Do wizards have memes?
Are there racist wizards?
Are there anti-hangover spells?
Is it common for wizards to read Muggle fiction?
Could someone who is particularly good at potions invent a potion for literally anything?
And what did Aberforth ~really~ do with those goats?
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