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March 19, 2013

"Enlightened" Has Been Canceled

The HBO show's passionate fans couldn't save it. [Updated]

C-SPAN At 34, Ten Great Moments

An estimated 47 million people watch C-SPAN at weekly according to the network. Here's ten great C-SPAN moments.

"High Probability" Syria Used Chemical Weapons

President Bashar al-Assad accused rebels of a deadly chemical weapons missile attack on Tuesday. Rebels rebuffed the claims and blamed the regime. At least 25 people died and more than 110 others were injured in the town of Khan al-Asal, Syrian state media said.

11 Horrifying Facts About Your Fresh Groceries

Congrats on not eating Doritos and McRibs every day. Be careful, though. Your local veggie and meat aisles can hide health-threatening horrors too.

Everything You Never Needed To Know About A "Blood Facial"

It's the "all natural" (and I might add "all weird") alternative to Botox.

The Glamorous Gals Of "Game Of Thrones" Lead The Evening Links

Plus professionally-animated Calvin and Hobbes, bizarre commercials starring musicians, and stunning photos of molten lava.

The Underwear Models On This Week's Episode Of "Drag Race" Changed Our Lives

RuPaul brought in twenty-two Andrew Christian underwear models to play a mini-challenge called "Whatcha Packin?" and it was amazing. Like, really, really amazing.

Lindsay Lohan Tweets That She Wasn't Out Clubbing Last Night

That plus eight other tweets from the celebrity twitterverse you missed today!

Obama: If You Like The Irish, You Should Love Comprehensive Immigration Reform

Story of Irish-Americans "yet another reason why we need to build an immigration system for the 21st century," says the president.

What Obama Is Doing In Israel

Not nothing, but not as much as he once hoped. Where the laws of gravity always apply.

Watch A Puck Impossibly Shatter On The Goal Post

Another example of hockey getting no respect.

CNN Explains How "Doomsday" Works

No, the Death Star isn't fully operational again.

The Iraq War Timeline As Told Through Front Pages

Shock and Awe to the insurgency to the surge.

This Is Definitely The Best Picture Of Mulder And Scully On The Internet

No idea the context of this picture. But I like it.

8 Crazy Ways To Make Deviled Eggs

WHAT IF: Potluck Deviled Egg Bar for Easter brunch?!

31 Very Important Ways To Land The Perfect Kiss

A kiss is a delicate, romantic performance, full of potential... SO DON'T MESS IT UP.

Never Forget That One Time Justin Timberlake Cried On "Punk'd"

In honor of his (in my opinion) fantastic new album, let's all remember that one time Justin totally lost it on TV. Ah, memories.

18 Totally Badass Star Wars-Themed Lunches

You're not a fan unless you eat like one too.

Alyssa Milano And Mark McGrath's Not So Subtle Candie's Fragrances Ad Campaigns

Check out why Alyssa's ads were banned. Also Mark's butt crack.

Meet The Rapper Who Inspired James Franco's "Spring Breakers" Character

His songs include "My Fork" and "Pots 'N Pans."

Half Of Major Leaguers Own Guns; Only Five Percent Know A Gay Player

Per an ESPN magazine survey. It's the demographic the Republicans have been looking for!

The Secret Hat Collection Of Dr. Seuss Goes On Display

Over his life, Dr. Seuss collected hundreds of amazing hats. Now Hats Off to Dr. Seuss! has collected some of them in an eccentric art exhibit.

Bradley Cooper Is Rumored To Be Dating 20-Year-Old Suki Waterhouse

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

20 Things You'll Find At A Craft Camp For Grown-Ups

At Brooklyn Craft Camp, there are more pop-poms, paper flowers, and Project Runway winners (read: one) than you've ever seen in your life.

The 16 Sexiest Movie Moments From Your Childhood

All the grown-up moments that made you want to do it, ranked from most innocent to hottest.

21 "Ghost World" Quotes That Defined Your Adolescence

If you were a teenager when Ghost World came out, you spent a lot of time quoting Enid and Rebecca. And probably still do.

All Of The "Real World" Intros

Well at least through the second Vegas season. The nostalgia is killing me.

Why Are People Calling Beyoncé "King B"?

She's been calling herself King B for awhile now, but where did it start, and what does it mean?

The Essential Great Recession Simulator

Cart Life, the game of near-poverty, is easier to play than ever. That doesn't mean it's easy.

ABC's 'Splash' And More Bad Reality TV Show Ideas

Believe it or not, the diving competition starring semi-famous people isn't the worst unscripted series to make it to air in recent years!

Joker-Esque Mystery Man And The Scarecrow Forge An Alliance

If a partnership based in kidnapping can be considered an "alliance." What new evil is afoot in Justice League Of America #2?

24 Things We Learned From The Cast And Crew Of "Game Of Thrones"

Find out what's worse than being married to Joffrey, and if those crazy Lannister twins can ever make it work. We spoke to the cast and crew of Game of Thrones on the red carpet at the Season 3 premiere.

Dr. Oz Sued Over Home Remedy Disaster

A New Jersey man who gave himself third degree burn after allegedly following Dr. Oz's advice is suing the surgeon turned TV host.

Facebook Knew I Was Gay Before My Family Did

A well-placed ad led one Facebook user to wonder if the social media site was reading his text messages. In truth, he was probably outed by an algorithm.

We Could All Use More Dancing Shetland Ponies In Our Lives

Meet Socks, a Shetland pony who's been blowing up in the UK as star of Three's latest television advert campaign. The most important thing to know about Socks? He can dance.

Utah Republican Laments Congressional Tech 'Ignorance,' Lack Of Nerds

"Don't Be Scared Of Google Glasses," tech savvy Rep. Jason Chaffetz says.

Which Of These Two Spelling Mistakes Is The Dumbest?

Welcome back to America, The Stupid...

Alabama Republican Slams Closed-Door Bipartisan Immigration Efforts

Conservative senator laments the fact that interest groups are "meeting in secret with a small group of senators" to craft bill.

16 Reasons Why CDs Are The Worst

Ever try to listen to a Discman in the car?

For Iraq, The War Isn't Over

The war may have ended for the US, but in Iraq, civilian deaths have increased since 2011.

This Is Supposedly The Strongest Coffee In The World

It's called Death Wish. It claims 200% more caffeine than normal coffee, and it costs $20 a pound.

Which Spandex Clad Superhero Booty Is This?

Test your, uh, movie knowledge.

Guy Stage-Rushes Kansas City Mayor During Speech

Is this the most exciting thing to ever happen during a Kansas City State of the City?

Spanish Protesters Take Over A Bank Lobby To Protest Evictions

Members of Spain's Mortgage Victims' Platform (PAH) took over a bank branch on Tuesday to protest recent evictions in the area.

What Is A Subtweet?

Additionally: what is an "intimifave," or a "canoe tweet," and why do they all make everyone so upset?

The Brooklyn Nets Are Shutting Down The Best Official Twitter Account In The Game

RIP @Nets_PR. You were too beautiful for this world.

Who Showed Up To Justin Timberlake's Release Party For His New Album?

And did the newly-single Ryan Seacrest come as his date — or is that just how these photos appear?

Guerilla Campaign Against Gay Conversion Launched In Orthodox Jewish Community

Hod, an organization devoted to supporting the gay community in the Orthodox Jewish community, has been conducting a guerrilla campaign in Tel Aviv’s most religious areas.

Andy Cohen Calls Out RHOBH's Adrienne Maloof

After she didn't show at the reunion, Mr. Bravo didn't shy away from sharing his feelings about the soon-to-be ex-housewife.

This Is What Happens When You Practice Your Free Throws

This is a college basketball coach's wife.

Brilliant New Lindsay Lohan Louis Vuitton Ad

Shot yesterday, during her L.A. court appearance.

11 Neat Things To Do With Jell-O (Besides Eat It)

This gelatinous treat shouldn't be relegated to school cafeterias and Grandma's dubious Jell-O salad. Discover new ways to enjoy this childhood staple.

Malala Yousafzai Goes Back To School

The 15-year-old girl shot by the Taliban is back in a classroom, pink backpack and all.

The Time A 23-Year-Old Larry King Got Seduced On-Air

The year: 1956. The lady: horny. The Larry: young and stupid. This is basically the best story ever.

Top 50: Sneakers

Budding sneakerheads, pay attention.

15 Neat Facts About "That Thing You Do!"

Tom Hanks, the '60s, The Wonders, and that song you might never get out of your head.

5 Top Casting Directors Explain Why Runways Are So White

"I feel the Dior cast is just so pointedly white that it feels deliberate. I watch that show and it bothers me — I almost can't even concentrate on the clothes because of the cast."

Steve Kornacki Is The New Host Of MSNBC's "Up"

He replaces Chris Hayes, who's moving to a weekday prime-time slot.

Rand Paul Brings New Words, And An Old Plan, To Immigration Debate

A "pathway to citizenship" by any other name.

15 More Very Questionable Retro Inventions

Let's try and estimate the possible injuries that occurred.

27 Comic Books That Came Out 20 Years Ago

1993 was the biggest-ever year for sales in the comics industry. This is what was on the racks. Sorry if this makes you feel like you're a million years old.

“Star Wars” Family PJ Sets Were The Best Way To Embarrass Your Kids

These 1970s Sears matching pajamas were out-of-this-world ridiculous.

What's The Deal With Seinfunk?!

This band is pretty awesome.

The Reason Behind Justin Bieber's Saggy Pants Has Been Revealed

Well now that this umm...issue has come to light, I feel kinda of bad about talking smack about the diaper look.

38 People Who Should Not Be Allowed To Use The Internet

Please exit the internet at your earliest convenience.

27 Clever And Unconventional Bathroom Decorating Ideas

Sometimes an odd touch is what takes a room from dull to designer.

Nike's School-By-School March Madness Ads Are Super-Cool

Hype images to use as wallpaper, Facebook covers, and other computer whatnot.

According To Wikipedia, Ezra Klein Is MSNBC's New Weekend Host

UPDATE: Wikipedia was, in fact, wrong - Steve Kornacki will be replacing Chris Hayes. Ezra Klein's Wikipedia page has been updated to indicate that he is the "future host of Up on MSNBC weekend morning's [sic] after Chris Hayes moves to weeknights." Seems legit.

RIP, Sweet Brooklyn Nets PR Twitter

The wonderful Brooklyn Nets PR twitter account has been silenced by the team for not fitting into their brand mission statement, or whatever. Boo!

A LeBron James Dunk Killed A Human Last Night

Metaphorically. LeBron James' dunks have not been classified as deadly weapons... Yet.

Twitter Is Not Celebrating The 10 Year Anniversary Of The Iraq War

Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld received no love for his celebratory tweet about the war in Iraq. Tough crowd.

The 27 Best Facebook Status Comebacks

Every now and then, an opportunity to drop a really great zinger will present itself on Facebook. Do what these people did, and seize the opportunity.

22 Reasons Nor Cal Is The Best Cal

Nor Cal is hella awesome, guys.

Rob Kardashian Is Still Out There Promoting His Sock Line

This has been a Rob Kardashian update.

Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Hospital

Wayne spent six days being treated for seizures, but is thankfully recovering. He's gonna be okay, guys.

13 People Who Need To MOVE

Excuse me, could you please not stand there? Thanks.

27 Video Game Noises That You Will Never Be Able To Forget

These are the sounds of happiness and obsession.

Stereolab: The Essential Guide

Explore the sprawling catalog of one of the grooviest, most mesmerizing experimental pop acts of the past 20 years.

What Newspapers Looked Like The Day We Invaded Iraq

Ten years ago, the U.S. invaded Iraq. This is what our newspapers looked like then.

14 Definitely Scientific Charts About Female Orgasms

One hundred percent science right here, guise. Research brought to you by Tumblr user Raphaelle Roux.

Someone Painted Grumpy Cat On A Bomb

Is this the first weaponized cat meme?

Marisa Tomei, Aubrey Plaza, And Elodie Bouchez Star In Lesbian Short Film

In the short fim She Said, She Said, written and directed by Stuart Blumberg, a lesbian couple go through a comical divorce mediation.

10 Inexpensive Minimalist Rock Posters To Make Your Walls Awesome

Designer Mike Joyce has just released Swissted, a book of 200 tear-out vintage rock posters he's reimagined. SO MUCH HELVETICA.

Musical Magic Happens When "Schoolhouse Rock" Meets "Star Wars"

Even kids in a galaxy far, far away have to learn proper grammar. Hopefully One Minute Galactica continues the series!

Pictures We Didn't Take Before Digital Cameras

Remember when a picture actually meant something?

David Brent, 10 Years Later

Ricky Gervais revived his classic character from The Office for Britian's Comic Relief special. Good news! David Brent still making music. And he's made a tune called "Equality Street."

Disturbing Pictures Of Ohio Gunman Wearing A "Killer" Shirt In Court

Eighteen-year-old T.J. Lane gunned down three students at a high school in northeast Ohio last year. He was given to three life sentences today.

Adam Scott Could Have Been Jim On "The Office"

Rainn Wilson, aka Dwight Schrute, uploaded this sign-in sheet from the auditions for The Office. We know who ended up with the roles, but look who else was in the running.

57 Magical Ways To Use Maple Syrup

Now that print is dead, maple syrup is officially the greatest thing made by trees.

24 Hollywood Devils That Do Not Look Like Barack Obama

Most of them are not Barrack Obama.

11 Remarkable Before-And-After Photos Of Iraq

On March 19, 2003, U.S. soldiers invaded Iraq. How things have changed in 10 years.

Here's When People Actually "Read Later"

Eighty percent of reads happen in the first 35 days. Outside of read-later apps, that only takes six days.

Fascinating Now-And-Then Portraits Showing The Effects Of Time

Ana Oliveira takes portraits depicting the same person at the same place after a long period of time. These are really cool.

Ian McKellen Is Going To Marry Patrick Stewart

Everyone knew Magneto and Professor Xavier were meant to be together. Oh wait, McKellen is marrying Stewart to someone else? DAMN!

Puppy Tries To Learn How To Catch

Watching this video is like staring into a mirror.

Fashion At The "Game Of Thrones" Season 3 Premiere

In the game of fashion, you're fab or you're drab.

Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry

The Spring Breakers star discovered she shared a common bond with David Letterman on last night's Late Show.

The Best Of Grumpy Toad

Grumpy Cat has some new amphibian competition.

These Magical Photos Of London Will Give You Vertigo

"Urban Explorer" James Charlick climbed cranes and rooftops to photograph London at night.

Pope Francis Celebrates Inaugural Mass

The new pope urged world leaders to care for the poor and helpless as he officially began his ministry as leader of the Catholic Church. Before the Mass started, the pope spent time greeting the hundreds of thousands gathered in St. Peter's Square and even left his Popemobile to bless a disabled man in the crowd.

A Wingsuit Flight Between Two Brazilian Skyscrapers

Daredevils Jokke Sommer and Ludovic Woerth thread the needle between two buildings in Rio De Janeiro that are 36 stories tall and 28 feet apart.

That Controversial "Bates Motel" Scene

It's very upsetting. And propels the show's plot forward. Executive producer Kerry Ehrin discusses how it came about. Many spoilers within.

The Largest Bridge Demolition In Texas History

Several thousand spectators gathered at Lake Marble Falls early Sunday morning to watch the implosion of the old U.S. 281 bridge.

U.S. Defense Contractor Charged With Spying

Benjamin Pierce Bishop allegedly hid his relationship with a Chinese woman from the government even though his position and security clearance requires him to report contact with foreign nationals.

How To Look Awesome In Oversized T-Shirts

The Awesomest T-Shirt Hacks In Human History

The 10 Best "Simpsons" Songs Ever Lead The Evening Links

Plus Redfoo from LMFAO's surprising new gig, a baby elephant absolutely owning a dude, and very freaky vintage photos of heights.

Rand Paul Will Support Path To Citizenship

The 2016 presidential contender warns that Latino exodus from GOP "says more about Republicans than it does Hispanics."

Democrats Not Shaking In Their Boots Over RNC Changes

As the RNC sets out to expand outreach, Democratic reaction boils down to “we’ll believe it when we see it.”

Are You A Social Farter?

Do you only butt burp at parties or when you drink?

Awkward Couples

The Tiger Woods-Lindsey Vonn photos may make you cringe, but they're nothing compared to these couples.

Jake Tapper's Brand New CNN Show Looks Really Familiar

The first new show of the Jeff Zucker era is good, but it's nothing new.

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