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March 11, 2013

The Door-To-Door Porn Saleswoman Leads The Evening Links

It's the human touch that makes all the difference.

No, Michelle Obama's 'Let's Move' Isn't Controversial

From Nancy Reagan to Laura Bush, Obama is hardly the first First Lady to take on a relatively tame public policy issue.

7 "Mad Men" Theories Based On The Season 6 Poster

What can we tell from the poster released today? Nothing, really — but that won't stop us from speculating.

'The Bachelor' Finale: Who Will Sean Pick?

Will Sean Lowe choose Catherine Giudici or Lindsay Yenter? Either way, expect a wedding sometime soon!

The "Burning Love" Cast Discusses Their Possibly Deluded Fans

Over Austin Tex-Mex, the cast of the online parody of The Bachelor talk SXSW, why they don't like molé sauce — and why some fans think that the show is real.

Ghost Of Mitt Romney Haunts Republican Outreach In East New York

Reince Priebus tries to woo black voters with a "listening session" at a black Brooklyn mega-church. At the strip mall across the street, shoppers are still talking about that rich, white guy who ran for president.

Here's A Boozy DIY Shamrock Shake For St. Patrick's Day

Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.

13 Promotional Posters For Fictional Products

Ever wish you could actually own a Mogwai or a hover board? Well, you can't. But, this is the next best thing. All of these posters are available as prints at Gallery 1988.

11 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

It's Monday, here's what happened on celeb twitter today.

7 Reasons Why Chipper Jones Is Staying Retired

Earlier today it was reported that the Yankees were trying to sign retired third baseman Chipper Jones. Chipper decided to stay retired instead. Here's why.

The Most Elaborate Face Painting In The World

These face paintings by New Zealand artist Christy Lewis take face painting to the next level. "When somebody asks for an animal or creature, I love painting something so extreme that when they look in the mirror they no longer see their own face, but that animal staring back at them," Lewis said.

The 32 Best Things About Zac Efron

It was difficult to narrow it down, but here they are.

18 Things You Probably Shouldn't Make Out Of Jeans

Recycling is wonderful, but please remember: denim is for butts, not for shoes or plants.

Georgetown Fan Skillfully Trolls Syracuse Fan

Phenomenal and versatile use of signage, Hoya fan.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Would Like To Insure Her Breasts For A Cool $5 Million

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

ATTENTION: Levitation Is Here

Acoustics are the key. Still not powerful enough to levitate humans. Work faster, scientists!

The 10 Most WTF "Leprechaun" Quotes

Homicidal leprechauns say the darnedest things. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here are 10 of the titular monster's wackiest lines from six Leprechaun movies.

Meet The Chillest Rocket Of All Time

Not too high, not too low. The SpaceX Grasshopper gets it.

26 Stories That Are Better In Reverse

Some stories are just way better when you start at the end and work back.

Are You Homophobic? Take This Quiz

Quebec's new anti-homophobia campaign features a quiz that will let you know.

10 Free CDs You Got With Your Delia's Catalog

Reason #457 why 1998 was the best year: Delia's started sending those free mix CDs, featuring emerging artists. (Most of whom were promptly forgotten.)

Tom Hardy And A Puppy (In A Sweater!)

Your daily dose of adorable.

The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

The New York Jets' official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas.

8 Household Items Begging You To Turn Them Into Aquariums

Why buy a fish tank when you can make one? Whether you're a craft beginner or a seasoned expert, create a unique home for your fishy friends.

Hacker Apparently Reveals Credit Reports Of 11 Major Celebrities And Politicians

Jay-Z, Hillary Clinton, and Mel Gibson are among the 11 celebrities and politicians who appear to have had their personal information leaked.

White House: Meeting With OFA No Different Than Meeting With DNC

While some cry foul over Obama's speech to Organizing For Action, White House says it's no big deal.

MMA Fighters Record Rare Double Knockout

It took just 14 seconds for exactly nobody to win this bout.

38 Photos From The 2003 Teen Choice Awards That Will Make You Nostalgic

Check out who walked the AOL Broadband and Teen People sponsored "blue carpet."

First Look At Jonathan Taylor Thomas On "Last Man Standing"

JTT will reunite with his former TV dad in the March 22nd episode of the series aka probably the most viewed episode yet.

When NCAA Basketball Coaches Attack (Their Own Players) (Behind Their Backs)

There’s something about the college game that makes coaches launch their own players under the proverbial bus, then back that bus up and drive over them several more times until everyone is just a smudge of bus-paste.

Everything You Need To Know About NYC's Soda Ban Saga So Far

It was just overturned by a state supreme court judge. Get your facts straight before you inevitably get in a fight about it at a dinner party.

18 Ways To Tell If You Were A '90s Ghost

Only true '90s ghosts will get this.

Seal Pups Playing On A Surfboard

Guys, I'm dying. Please send help.

19 Things We Learned From The Cast And Crew Of "The Mindy Project"

Find out which character is most likely to snap, and which has a secret sexy past. We spoke to the cast and crew of The Mindy Project on the red carpet at PaleyFest.

A Song Of Tough Love

The world's cutest animals would like to remind you to step your game up.

17 Coaches Who Have Something Important To Say

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

Senate Republican Leader Backs Yet Another Obamacare Repeal Measure

Despite election results and Supreme Court ruling, Senator Mitch McConnell again banks on the fight against the health-care overhaul. So much for a change in direction.

The People Behind The Memes

Memes are people too, you guys. At least, some of them are.

'90s Hunks Shirtless: Then & Now

Like a fine wine, gentlemen. Well, most of you.

Prince Composed The Theme Song For An MSNBC Show

MSNBC's Tamron Hall got a funky new theme song for her show News Nation, courtesy of the Purple One.

Grumpy Cat Makes Her First Russian Ad Appearance!

She's, like, a mile tall. The poster is for — fittingly — an internet service provider.

Carnegie Mellon Study Claims Online Piracy Has Strong Effect On Movie Sales

A new academic paper claims to prove a strong link between the shutdown of file-sharing site Megaupload and a subsequent increase in movie sales — but it uses studio-provided data and comes from an initiative partly funded by the MPAA.

Going On Tour: Expectations Versus Reality

Sure, it's fun...except when you have to carry your own equipment.

The Last Of The Slasher Games

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and the death of a video game micro-genre.

Where Are They Now: "One Shining Moment" Edition

Every year, college basketball produces some amazing players. A handful go on to fame in the pros. Most don't. These 23 players from the previous decade were amazing in March — and then vanished forever.

The 11 Most Epic Trivial Things You've Never Thought Of Before

Ever. WARNING: This was a popular post you've probably seen before except this one is set to the soundtrack of a faux-Hans Zimmer.

Take The Human Test

Are you a human? If you fail this test... the results are inconclusive. You will need more tests.

Breaking 15 Laws In 33 Seconds

Uh oh. Looks like we've got a badass over here.

The Joys Of Dry Ice (The Adult Toy)

Watch dry ice explode, bubble, and fart. Yes, I said fart.

Adam Brody Went Boxing

Who knew little ol' Seth Cohen could spar?!

Spock's Advice To A Teenage Girl Will Make You Cry

In 1968, Leonard Nimoy was moved by a girl's difficulty fitting in, so he wrote to her about how Spock overcame prejudice.

Are We Fighting Breast Cancer All Wrong?

Charities and the government spend millions, but the rate of breast cancer is actually going up.

The Funniest Animal Ads Ever

Just print ads (15 of them). And only ads with animals selling non-animal-related products.

The Weirdest Names For Everyday Things

This video will make your friends think you're cheating at Words With Friends.

16 Incredible Transformation Photos Of Shelter Dogs

WARNING: Some of these before photos are a little tough to look at, but all of these dogs are thankfully doing great now!

0 People Who Are Having A Really Incredible Week

Start your week off on the wrong foot? At least you're not one of these people.

High School Basketball Coach Has The World's Longest Female Legs

Wow. They're taller than a lot of people.

Here's What The Average Cable News Host Looks Like

Spolier: The average cable news host is a pretty white man wearing lipstick.

Who Is Leaving 'The View'? Here's The Latest!

Joy Behar is departing the talk show, and rumor has it that so is Elisabeth Hasselbeck -- and Barbara Walters! Walters addressed the rumors on today's episode

Gabby GIfords Husband Buys AR 15 // Current TV

This is not satire (If it was it would be the poorest of taste: Mark E. Kelly, gun-control proponent and husband to former Congresswoman Gabby Giffords,

17 Songs That Are Just On The Tip Of Your Tongue

If you don't figure out the name of this song you're literally going to go crazy.

Visine Poisoning: California Man Arrested For Poisoning Girlfriend

Shayne Carpenter, 27, was arrested by Nevada County Sheriffs in Grass Valley, Calif., when his girlfriend, whose name has not been released, became ill after a fight when he allegedly put Visine in her drink.

Buzzer-Beater Misses Hoop, Hits Mop Guy In The Face

Landry Fields tried to end the third quarter on a high note for his team. Instead, he hits some poor dude square in the head.

21 Ways The Oregon Trail Traumatized You As A Child

"Everyone in your party has died."

6 Gwyneth Paltrow Movies That Will Make You Like Her Again

Sure, everyone hates on Gwyneth, but queue up these films on Netflix and remember why you loved her.

Life Inside Guantanamo Bay

Shackled ankles and Harry Potter DVDs.

Rico From "Hannah Montana" Grew Up To Be A Hipster

And he also hangs in Justin Bieber's crew. The Disney Channel is responsible for this, just not sure how yet.

This Week On "Bob's Burgers": How To Win At Science Fairs!

Hint: Reenact the secret love between Thomas Edison and the elephant he electrocuted.

Hundreds Protest At Mall That Asked Kissing Gay Couple To Leave

Protesters gathered at the Roseville Galleria in Sacramento, California on Saturday to show support for the gay couple kicked out by mall security for kissing and holding hands.

15 Reasons George W. Bush Should Come Work For BuzzFeed Animals

BuzzFeed Animals is currently hiring an Associate Animals Editor, and George, your offer is officially on the table.

Hooters Girl Interrupts Baseball Game, Gives Fair Ball To A Fan

It's almost like she's not sure of the rules.

This White House Protestor Knitted A Giant Chart Of The US Budget

It's displayed on an umbrella. She also knitted an "Occupy Grandparents" chair cozy.

New Cast Photos Of "All My Children" And "One Life To Live"

The two beloved ABC soaps are back! Don't act like you're not excited.

MTV's Awesome Lee Dungrees Ads From 1997 Will Make You Relive The Horror Of Late-‘90s Jeans

Check out Chris Hardwick rocking some seriously fugly carpenter jeans.

You Can Now Model Your Home After Your Favorite TV Shows

Spanish illustrator Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde has painstakingly recreated the floor plans from shows like Friends and Gilmore Girls. Thankfully, you can buy all of these as posters and pretend like Stars Hollow is a real place.

"School Of Thrones" Is The High School Version Of "Game Of Thrones" You've Been Dreaming Of

The Starks are hipsters, the Lannisters are school bullies, Dany's the new girl, and Prom Night is coming.

OUTlander Music Festival Features LGBT Artists At SXSW

The OUTlander Spring Festival is showcasing LGBT musicians through March 16th at SXSW.

The World's Most Powerful Photographs

Check it out on youtube.com

10 Photos Of Rihanna's Brand New Tour Costumes

"Rihanna has what every girl aspires to have," says the designer of Givenchy, who custom-made some looks. She is the face of her generation.

True Facts About The Mantis

Check it out on youtube.com

Will Smith Sang The "Fresh Prince" Theme Song At A High School

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared...

Print Ads For Fake Movie Products

Including Kobayashi porcelain (The Usual Suspects) and Han Solo's blaster pistol.

Harry Styles Got A Butterfly Tattoo On His Chest

Kids these days. Let's hope it's only temporary...

The 10 Coolest Dead Languages

Just because no one speaks them anymore doesn't mean they aren't TOTALLY BADASS.

The Similarities Between Tom Hanks' And Justin Timberlake's Induction Into The "SNL" Five-Timers Club

SNL took a page from its own book and brought back the five-timers club for Justin Timberlake's episode this weekend.It was simply great.

Barbara Walters: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Not Leaving 'The View'

Walters clears up the rumors that have the show's co-host being pushed out because of her conservative opinions.

The Year's Best Dunk Destroyed Another Human Being

Brandon Knight is having the worst year ever.

Widow Sues Church Because They Won't Install Her Husband's NASCAR Couch Tombstone

All this Indiana woman wanted to do was honor her dead husband with a tombstone that enshrined his favorite things.

Joy Behar's Top 10 Reasons She's Leaving "The View"

Also, Barbara Walters denied rumors that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being forced out of the show due to her extreme views.

Is This The Funniest Or Most Embarrassing A Capella Version Of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"?

Brought to you by the boys of Acafellaz from Illinois State University.

What Happens To Shemar Moore At The Beach

The Criminal Minds hottie is clearly living the good life.

33 Startling Photos Of Porn Stars With And Without Their Makeup On

These incredible transformations prove that just about anybody can "look like a porn star." Here are the revealing images of the actresses with their stage name, the number of films they've appeared in, and their age. These photos are originally from xmelissamakeupx's Instagram account, which were then uploaded to Imgur and shared on Reddit. (NSFW-ish)

17 Movie Posters Redesigned With Better Titles

We've redesigned these posters with humble title suggestions. How would you rename them?

8 Dumb Ways To Die Illustrated By "Star Wars" LEGO

Please do not try this at home...or anywhere else for that matter. LEGO hobbyist Ninja Nin found a clever way to reinterpret the classic Internet song.

Sheryl Sandberg: "I Am Not Saying Women Can Do It All Themselves"

The Facebook COO welcomes the controversy around her new book, but says her focus on what women can do isn't meant to let men or employers off the hook.

21 Masterfully Creative Resumes

Let's hope all these people get hired.

13 Mellow Acoustic Covers Of Hard Rock Songs

Are these soft, folky versions better than the originals?

15 Awesome Things You Can Make With A Stupid Pizza Box

So you can't recycle them, and they don't fit in your trash can. Earn a few extra karma points with the earth by making these practical projects.

Louis C.K.'s Ironic Comedy Special Commercial

This is the perfect way to promote something (if you're Louis C.K.).

A Day In The Life Of A Burger

Don't judge a burger 'til you've walked a mile in its bun.

Why Everyone Hates The White House Beat Now

BuzzFeed's new White House reporter explores the declining prestige of his "soul-killing" assignment.

The 35 Least-Watched Shows On TV

In that they had zero viewers. That's right: NOBODY watched these shows.

Terrifying Video Of Climber Sliding 100 Feet Down UK Mountain

Mark Roberts, 47, escaped with minor injuries and some really cool helmet cam footage.

Wonderful, Inspiring Minimalist Science Posters

Designer Kapil Bhagat created these great posters celebrating great scientists and their discoveries.

The Beatles' Secretary Finally Tells Her Story (Like How She Would Mail Out The Band's Hair)

In the fascinating documentary Good Ol' Freda, which premiered at the SXSW Film Festival, the Fab Four's loyal secretary breaks her silence.

Police Say Man Accused In Delhi Gang Rape Has Committed Suicide

Ram Singh's lawyer: "There were no circumstances which could have led to Ram Singh committing suicide. There was no mental stress. He was very happy."

27 Useful DIY Solutions For Hiding The Litter Box

Cats are the best, but living with a litter box isn't exactly an aesthete's dream. Get inspired with these real projects that range from simple IKEA hacks to complex custom designed furniture.

How Ashley Judd Can Win

The staffers who ran campaigns for Eastwood, Bono, Schwarzenegger, and Franken say the actress can win if she gets in early, stays local, and works like hell. Celebrity status can be like "a huge tire around the neck," says Padberg.

Ric Flair Recently Recalled His 1995 Visit To North Korea

With Dennis Rodman stirring up controversy after his visit to North Korea, wrestling legend Ric Flair also recalled his strange trip with the WCW in 1995.

Mandy Moore Exits ABC Pilot "Pulling"

Deadline reported Friday that actress Mandy Moore left ABC's single-camera comedy pilot, "Pulling," based on the 2006 British series of the same name, after deciding to take Moore's character in a "different direction."

The 10-Year Hoodie

The Flint and Tinder folks are back with another Kickstarter campaign and this time they are selling a hooded sweatshirt with a ten-year warranty. It's a premuim-quality sweatshirt, made entirely in the USA, and if rips or comes apart at the seams…

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