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March 12, 2013

9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Celebs took their turns at Pope jokes plus some other stuff from the celeb twitterverse.

White House: Fear The Ryan Budget

Confusion over why Republicans are doing this again after losing in 2012.

Dog Snores Like Daffy Duck

Holy Sh*t Water, is this CUTE.

Chris Christie To Minority-Heavy Town Hall: "It's Harder To Hate Up Close"

Courting gubernatorial voters Tuesday at a Baptist church in Paterson, N.J. "We're all human beings," says Christie.

All Hail Liza Minnelli

Listen up, divas: you've got nothing on Liza.

Stop What You're Doing And Watch 5 Minutes Of New "Venture Bros."

Watch it now! The show will return from its excruciatingly long hiatus at midnight on May 19th.

24 Cool And Inexpensive Bobby Pin DIYs

These little guys contain multitudes.

Jada Pinkett Smith Defends Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, And Other Famous 19-Year-Olds

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About "Sesame Street Disco"

Check out Big Bird, Grover and Ernie’s disco-fueled album. Can you dig it?

15 Geeky College Courses You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Ugh, so much homework. Gotta read The Hobbit, write a dissertation about the evolution of zombies in media, and watch Season 4 of Buffy before Monday!

How To Stud Anything

Jk, jk. Amost anything. But really, please don’t spend tons of cash on something with studs on it — learn to do it yourself.

There Were O.J. Simpson Murder Trial Pogs

Guys, not funny. People died.

Jake Johnson Sings The Most Charming Version Of "The New Girl" Theme Song

He only about 10 words of it, but eh, whatever. He's still Jake Johnson, so swooooooooooooooon.

The Shockingly Easy Process Behind The Celebrity Credit Report "Hacks"

What's being described as a massive hack in fact took advantage of an easily exploited loophole.

Top Porn Search Terms From Each Country

Porn search engine PornMD has released its search data by country, revealing some surprising local tastes.

Earl Sweatshirt Basically Made A Diddy Video

The Odd Future rapper satirizes hip-hop video clichés in "WHOA." And it is awesome.

My Apparently Rare Sexism-Free Gaming Childhood

The first in a series of videos on sexist tropes in video games, by Anita Sarkeesian, was released last week. If your video-gaming youth was anything like mine, it might surprise you.

Can Plastic Surgery Make You Happy?

People who want cosmetic surgery may be happier when they actually get it, according to a new study.

Santorum's Son Runs For President

Of his Citadel class. "Help me finish what my dad couldn't."

Lady Gaga Is Sitting In A 24-Karat Gold Wheelchair

Even though she's injured, she's riding in style.

Matt Damon, George Clooney, Bill Murray, And John Goodman's Night Out

You have got to see George Clooney's new mustache.

9 Songs That Prove James Taylor Is Amazing

The original JT is responsible for so much dad-rock. But his deep cuts are worth giving a listen.

Hilariously Awkward Courtney Stodden Interview

I've watched this 8 times in a row now. Best part: "Wow."

This Snickers Bar Is Larger Than A Human Baby

Tumblr user The Inturnet demonstrates the correct way to super-super-size your candy bar. How do you like THAT, Mr. Bloomberg?

Shep Smith Has Had It With Rome's Sirens

"One thing that we've learned in our trips to Rome in recent days, and weeks, and years is, they have the most annoying sirens on planet earth."

This Spice Girls Lip Sync Video Is A '90s Treasure

The production quality is really quite impressive for a homemade video circa 1999.

Baseball Player Misses Game Because He Ate Clam Chowder Which He's Allergic To

And yes. He knew he was allergic to clam chowder.

13 Funny Anti-Drug Ads

The problem is — they're not supposed to be funny.

Koch Brothers Won't Rule Out Buying Los Angeles Times

A spokeswoman leans into the possibility. "We respect the independence of the journalistic institutions."

The 25 Most Irritating Parts Of Having Neighbors

To be fair, I've committed many of these. But complaining makes me feel better.

Obama Faces Questions On Drones, Immigration At Lunch With Democrats

"Better late than never," Sen. Max Baucus says of the president's charm offensive.

Cabbage Patch Kids Preemies: The Most WTF Toy Of The '80s

The very unnecessary dolls that made light of a frightening ordeal.

Why The World Is Totally Awesome

The Internet inspired us to share these examples how awesome the world is.

How Well Do You Know Blink-182 Lyrics?

You've been singing along since the '90s, but are you sure you're getting those lyrics right?

Please Boycott Ben & Jerry's If They Discontinue Cannoli Ice Cream

This "Limited Batch" flavor needs to stick around. Or else.

Ghostwriter's True Identity Will Blow Your Mind

Today, the New York Times finally has the answer about Ghostwriter's true identity and it's totally effed up.

Welcome To Facebook's Midlife Crisis

Facebook's most important feature, its social graph, is getting old. And it's not clear the company knows what to do about it. Why app developers are planning for the worst.

Buck Angel Is A Trans Porn Star, But That's Not Why He's Interesting

The SXSW documentary Mr. Angel explores how Buck Angel has become a major voice for female-to-male trans people — by being radically normal.

Would Bieber's "Rough Week" Be Called A Meltdown If He Was A Girl?

The soft spin on his bad behavior might be evidence of an unfair double standard.

35 Ways To Know You're A True Duke Fan

Duke fans are the world's most hated sports creature. But are you one of them?

42 Things That Prove That Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is The Perfect Man

Women want to date him, men want to be him. Or maybe the other way around. Or maybe both? Whatever works.

The FBI Has Classified Juggalos As A "Violent Street Gang"

Don't mess with Juggalos and Juggalettes, guys.

Doxxed: The Truth Behind Piggy Poop Balls

A photo of a pig with an unfortunate bathroom accident became a viral sensation. We go behind the poop.

Chandler Bing's 19 Most Heinous Outfits

Could these clothes BE any worse?

The Letter! A Wedding?! The Top 5 Moments From 'The Bachelor' Finale

In a mostly predictable ending, Sean Lowe proposed to Catherine Giudici -- but there were a few surprises!

"The View" Denies Elizabeth Hasselbeck Is Leaving @ TeamCoco.com

And their audience clearly has very strong feelings about the matter.

Why The World Is A Totally Awesome Place

It is? Yeah, it super is.

Video Of James Holmes Appearing In A Creepy Daze

Whoa. Aurora, CO theater shooting suspect James Holmes didn't seem completely there during his court appearance today.

21 Cats Who Aren't Striking The Right Work/Life Balance

The man got you down? These cats can relate.

Wasps Are Pure Evil, Bend Physics To Walk On Water

Who knew surface tension could be photographed? Of course, now that we know their secret, the wasps have to kill us.

This Is Probably The Best Samuel L. Jackson Prank You Could Ever Pull

You're house-sitting for a friend and you have dozens of photos of Samuel L. Jackson. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

12 Amazingly Heartwarming Meetings Between Pop Stars And Fans

Just try to make it through this post without joy-crying at least once.

25 Ways To Live Life Like Karen Walker

Step one: Surround yourself with gays and money. Step two: Drink.

What Kind Of Sci-Fi TV Geek Are You?

Bring you nerdy A-game to the galaxy.

Woman Makes Down Syndrome Dolls For Children With Disabilities

Connie Feda has been making "Dolls for Downs" so children with Down syndrome can play with a doll that looks the way they do.

Hockey Goalie Or "Real World" Cast Member?

Can you tell the difference between reality TV bros and professional athletes?

The 15 Most Miserable Animals At SXSW

They don't even have iPhones or opposable thumbs so why did you make them come all the way to Austin.

The Fox News 'Pope Cam' Will Fly You To Heaven

Directed by Martin Scorsese. Just kidding.

3 Easy Ways To Upcycle Credit Cards Into Jewelry

Unfortunately, none of these DIYs can magically make your credit card debt disappear.

Glenn Beck To Debut His Own "60 Minutes"

Amid a growing debate about the future of conservative media, The Blaze's For the Record aspires to 60 Minutes-level credibility, run by Beck's own "Woodwards and Bernsteins."

Britney Spears: Funky, Cool, Emailer

This is hilarious. Watch a compilation of clips from a 1999 Britney Spears DVD.

20 Things You Didn't Know About “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”

It’s been 25 years since this landmark film hit the big screen. Find out how this movie could have been completely different.

Mila Kunis, Will You Be My Date?

College senior Kirsten Bledsoe created a YouTube video to ask Mila Kunis to her school's spring dance at Hollins University. Can't blame a girl for trying.

35 Really Unfortunate Neon-Sign Fails

Dear store owners, please fix these right away! Or not, because haha.

The Best New Sonic The Hedgehog Game In Two Decades Costs $1.99

And it's a flagrant cash-in on a mobile gaming trend. But it's so fun, who cares?

11 More Very Awkward Stock Photos

A couple of these images are illegal, I think.

See The Latest Photos Of James Holmes

Longer hair and heavier beard, but the same blank gaze.

A Short Song For Justin Bieber And His Paparazzi

"You don't have to leave Justin alone, but don't be an asshole."

27 Heart-Melting Moments Of Childhood Discovery

So happy to discover the entire world.

WTF Is Going On With This 1930s Baby Cage Madness?

Oh my God, are you people insane?

A Full Irish Breakfast Recipe For St. Patrick's Day

The correct way to steel yourself for day drinking.

The Best Lip Sync We've Seen This Season Of "Drag Race"

Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race has subjected us to some of the worst lip syncs in the show's history, but last night the queens took us BEYOND.

The Dik Dik Is Your New Favorite Mini Animal

All of y'all other mini animals better go home. You've been beat.

Animals March Madness, Round One: Giraffes Vs. Elephants

The kings and queens of African cute face off in a battle for the ages. See the full bracket here and keep track of all the matchups here!

The Most Epic "Lord Of The Rings" Sand Castle Ever

Even Gandalf's magic couldn't do better. Using nothing but sand and water (and a single brace to keep birds from toppling the highest tower), Joseph Alvernaz recreated the Middle Earth icon.

41 Flower Girl Dresses That Are Better Than Grown-Up People Dresses

Do any of these happen to come in XXXXXXXXXL?

Joy Behar On Latest ‘View’ Rumors: ‘Nobody’s Leaving Except Me’

“Say Anything!” host Joy Behar gives Famestream Media panelists Rob Shuter, Galina Espinoza and Judy Gold the inside scoop on her decision to leave “The View” and clears up rumors concerning Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s future on the show.

This Is The Gay Bathhouse The Vatican's Cardinals Live Next To

The Vatican spent $30 million buying much of the property that surrounds Europa Multiclub, Europe's largest gay bathhouse.

The 15 Most Blatant Drug References On Justin Timberlake's "The 20/20 Experience"

He, uh, really likes to compare the ladies to weed.

10 Things We Learned About Matt Dillon From The "Matt Dillon Quiz Book"

This is very important information to know about him.

Extremely Dedicated Goalie Just Happens To Be A Cat

Seen here training in his chic apartment, this goalie could probably get a job on a MLS team right meow.

Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

9 Ways American Catholics Are Different From The Papal Candidates

American Catholics are more likely to be female, non-college-educated, and accepting of premarital sex than most of the contenders for the papacy.

Mom Single-Handedly Builds 400,000-Piece Lego Hogwarts

Best. Mom. Ever. For the annual Lego festival, Brick-Con, Alice Finch unveiled the approximately 170 square-foot-structure.

Is The Fashion Establishment Turning On Street Style?

"It makes monsters. It doesn't make gods, it makes monsters."

Three Perverts Ogle Naked Beach Hottie

It's a new UK ad for Bertolli olive oil spread. Briefly NSFW. UPDATE: not new, from 2006.

The Magical Evolution Of The Easy-Bake Oven

You owe your greatest culinary achievements to this classic toy. Let's look at how it's changed since its debut in 1963.

The 7 Creepiest Horse-Animal Hybrids

If I had a pug/horse hybrid, I'd ride it everywhere I went. They'd make me king.

Which Girl At The Sleepover Were You?

Did you live to TGIF, or TGIF to live??

Exclusive: MAD Magazine Spoofs Batman On Cover

MAD adds some much need levity to the situation. After the recent events of Detective Comics, fans could use a laugh.

13 Most Horrifying Birds In The Universe

Birds of a feather burn the world together. Tru scientifique faxx only.

If Pop Stars Were Furbys, This Is What They'd Look Like

I don't know why this is happening, but I'd absolutely listen to every one of these albums on repeat.

Good Guy John Stamos Helps Out A Homeless Man

Alt. title: good looking guy John Stamos helps out a homeless man.

What Did You Learn From "The L Word"?

In spite of ourselves — and the show's many flaws — we are still talking about The L Word. It says as much about the show as it does about the lack of lesbian characters on television. With that in mind, we asked the internet one simple question: What does The L Word mean to you?

Hear Bradley Manning's Leaked Court Statement

The previously unreleased audio sheds light on Manning's motivation for leaking thousands of government documents.

Bloomberg Enlists Faith Leaders In Fight For Gun Control

"No more blaming God for what only we can change," says one.

10 NCAA Coaches Who Look EXACTLY Like Their Mascot

Only their mothers can tell them apart.

Cardinals Head To Conclave To Elect The Next Pope

During the secret conclave, the cardinals will be banned from communicating with the outside world. Wi-Fi will also be blocked throughout Vatican City.

Seals Yelling Like Humans

Because goats are soooo last week.

Bowie's New Album Is Bitter, Raw, And Brilliant

The glam icon stares down death on The Next Day, his best record in 30 years.

The 18 Most Questionable Moments From MTV's "True Life"

True Life: I'm addicted to this awful show.

What's Next For Ridley Scott? YouTube.

The director of Alien and Prometheus will produce 12 short sci-fi films for YouTube network Machinima.

J.R. Ewing Sendoff To Be Emotional Tribute To Larry Hagman

As "Dallas" says an on-screen goodbye to one of its biggest characters, the cast and crew pay tribute to Larry Hagman, the actor who played him.

The Smartest Strip Club Sign Ever

Hands down. But, not too far down.

Holy Batman, This '60s Batman Dance Is Neat!

Official plea to Beyoncé to parody this in her next music video.

Virgin America Tries To Make Angry Fliers A Little Less Angry

Recently at San Francisco International Airport.

South Carolina Woman Arrested For Selling Porn Door-To-Door

Such a story is being told in South Carolina this week, as 52-year old Jeanette Ellis was arrested for trying to put food on her table by selling products door-to-door just like hard-working Americans once did. What kind of products? The porn kind.

Susan Rice: I'm Happy Being U.N. Ambassador

"I'm not going to be guided by what's written or not written."

Dating With Tinder

Tinder is like Grinder for straight people, and our writer gave it a whirl.

What It's Like Being The Jon Stewart Of The Arab World

Bassem Youssef uses Daily Show-style satire to criticize the Egyptian government. With 30 million viewers and counting, he says he's not scared.

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