March 12, 2013
Celebs took their turns at Pope jokes plus some other stuff from the celeb twitterverse.
Confusion over why Republicans are doing this again after losing in 2012.
Jimmy sounds like a pretty good date.
Holy Sh*t Water, is this CUTE.
Courting gubernatorial voters Tuesday at a Baptist church in Paterson, N.J. "We're all human beings," says Christie.
Listen up, divas: you've got nothing on Liza.
Watch it now! The show will return from its excruciatingly long hiatus at midnight on May 19th.
These little guys contain multitudes.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Check out Big Bird, Grover and Ernie’s disco-fueled album. Can you dig it?
This man is a hero.
Ugh, so much homework. Gotta read The Hobbit, write a dissertation about the evolution of zombies in media, and watch Season 4 of Buffy before Monday!
Jk, jk. Amost anything. But really, please don’t spend tons of cash on something with studs on it — learn to do it yourself.
Guys, not funny. People died.
These pictures speak for themself.
He only about 10 words of it, but eh, whatever. He's still Jake Johnson, so swooooooooooooooon.
What's being described as a massive hack in fact took advantage of an easily exploited loophole.
The Odd Future rapper satirizes hip-hop video clichés in "WHOA." And it is awesome.
The first in a series of videos on sexist tropes in video games, by Anita Sarkeesian, was released last week. If your video-gaming youth was anything like mine, it might surprise you.
People who want cosmetic surgery may be happier when they actually get it, according to a new study.
Of his Citadel class. "Help me finish what my dad couldn't."
Even though she's injured, she's riding in style.
You have got to see George Clooney's new mustache.
The original JT is responsible for so much dad-rock. But his deep cuts are worth giving a listen.
I've watched this 8 times in a row now. Best part: "Wow."
Is this offensive?
It's called Chrono Jigga.
"One thing that we've learned in our trips to Rome in recent days, and weeks, and years is, they have the most annoying sirens on planet earth."
The production quality is really quite impressive for a homemade video circa 1999.
And yes. He knew he was allergic to clam chowder.
The problem is — they're not supposed to be funny.
A spokeswoman leans into the possibility. "We respect the independence of the journalistic institutions."
To be fair, I've committed many of these. But complaining makes me feel better.
"Better late than never," Sen. Max Baucus says of the president's charm offensive.
The very unnecessary dolls that made light of a frightening ordeal.
The Internet inspired us to share these examples how awesome the world is.
You've been singing along since the '90s, but are you sure you're getting those lyrics right?
Now you can snack anywhere.
This "Limited Batch" flavor needs to stick around. Or else.
Today, the New York Times finally has the answer about Ghostwriter's true identity and it's totally effed up.
Facebook's most important feature, its social graph, is getting old. And it's not clear the company knows what to do about it. Why app developers are planning for the worst.
The SXSW documentary Mr. Angel explores how Buck Angel has become a major voice for female-to-male trans people — by being radically normal.
The soft spin on his bad behavior might be evidence of an unfair double standard.
Duke fans are the world's most hated sports creature. But are you one of them?
Women want to date him, men want to be him. Or maybe the other way around. Or maybe both? Whatever works.
Don't mess with Juggalos and Juggalettes, guys.
A photo of a pig with an unfortunate bathroom accident became a viral sensation. We go behind the poop.
Could these clothes BE any worse?
Oh my lanta. How are you real?
It is? Yeah, it super is.
Whoa. Aurora, CO theater shooting suspect James Holmes didn't seem completely there during his court appearance today.
The man got you down? These cats can relate.
Who knew surface tension could be photographed? Of course, now that we know their secret, the wasps have to kill us.
You're house-sitting for a friend and you have dozens of photos of Samuel L. Jackson. WHAT DO YOU DO?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Just try to make it through this post without joy-crying at least once.
Step one: Surround yourself with gays and money. Step two: Drink.
Bring you nerdy A-game to the galaxy.
Connie Feda has been making "Dolls for Downs" so children with Down syndrome can play with a doll that looks the way they do.
The meth epidemic in one map.
Can you tell the difference between reality TV bros and professional athletes?
They don't even have iPhones or opposable thumbs so why did you make them come all the way to Austin.
Directed by Martin Scorsese. Just kidding.
Unfortunately, none of these DIYs can magically make your credit card debt disappear.
Amid a growing debate about the future of conservative media, The Blaze's For the Record aspires to 60 Minutes-level credibility, run by Beck's own "Woodwards and Bernsteins."
This is hilarious. Watch a compilation of clips from a 1999 Britney Spears DVD.
It’s been 25 years since this landmark film hit the big screen. Find out how this movie could have been completely different.
College senior Kirsten Bledsoe created a YouTube video to ask Mila Kunis to her school's spring dance at Hollins University. Can't blame a girl for trying.
Dear store owners, please fix these right away! Or not, because haha.
And it's a flagrant cash-in on a mobile gaming trend. But it's so fun, who cares?
A couple of these images are illegal, I think.
Longer hair and heavier beard, but the same blank gaze.
"You don't have to leave Justin alone, but don't be an asshole."
So happy to discover the entire world.
Oh my God, are you people insane?
The correct way to steel yourself for day drinking.
Democratic primary turns to guns.
Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race has subjected us to some of the worst lip syncs in the show's history, but last night the queens took us BEYOND.
Progress has a price.
All of y'all other mini animals better go home. You've been beat.
He faces life in prison.
Well, this is a fun office romance.
Even Gandalf's magic couldn't do better. Using nothing but sand and water (and a single brace to keep birds from toppling the highest tower), Joseph Alvernaz recreated the Middle Earth icon.
Do any of these happen to come in XXXXXXXXXL?
The Vatican spent $30 million buying much of the property that surrounds Europa Multiclub, Europe's largest gay bathhouse.
He, uh, really likes to compare the ladies to weed.
This is very important information to know about him.
Seen here training in his chic apartment, this goalie could probably get a job on a MLS team right meow.
German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
American Catholics are more likely to be female, non-college-educated, and accepting of premarital sex than most of the contenders for the papacy.
Best. Mom. Ever. For the annual Lego festival, Brick-Con, Alice Finch unveiled the approximately 170 square-foot-structure.
A quick guide to this very silly feud.
"It makes monsters. It doesn't make gods, it makes monsters."
It's a new UK ad for Bertolli olive oil spread. Briefly NSFW. UPDATE: not new, from 2006.
You owe your greatest culinary achievements to this classic toy. Let's look at how it's changed since its debut in 1963.
If I had a pug/horse hybrid, I'd ride it everywhere I went. They'd make me king.
Did you live to TGIF, or TGIF to live??
Birds of a feather burn the world together. Tru scientifique faxx only.
I don't know why this is happening, but I'd absolutely listen to every one of these albums on repeat.
Alt. title: good looking guy John Stamos helps out a homeless man.
In spite of ourselves — and the show's many flaws — we are still talking about The L Word. It says as much about the show as it does about the lack of lesbian characters on television. With that in mind, we asked the internet one simple question: What does The L Word mean to you?
Wait for it...
The previously unreleased audio sheds light on Manning's motivation for leaking thousands of government documents.
"No more blaming God for what only we can change," says one.
Only their mothers can tell them apart.
During the secret conclave, the cardinals will be banned from communicating with the outside world. Wi-Fi will also be blocked throughout Vatican City.
Because goats are soooo last week.
The glam icon stares down death on The Next Day, his best record in 30 years.
True Life: I'm addicted to this awful show.
The director of Alien and Prometheus will produce 12 short sci-fi films for YouTube network Machinima.
Hands down. But, not too far down.
Official plea to Beyoncé to parody this in her next music video.
Recently at San Francisco International Airport.
"I'm not going to be guided by what's written or not written."
Bassem Youssef uses Daily Show-style satire to criticize the Egyptian government. With 30 million viewers and counting, he says he's not scared.