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March 4, 2013

The 15 Snobbiest Moms On The Internet

Urban Baby is like Reddit for snooty New York City parents. The people who posted to a thread about what makes someone a "striver" will scare you.

Obama Once Used Walmart Ties As A Wedge Issue

Today he nominated the head of the Walmart Foundation to be his budget chief.

16 Dogs Who Have Just Realized They're Not Bunnies

You can't spell "existential crisis" without "Easter." (Actually true, the letters are just scrambled.)

The Weirdest Names For Everyday Things

This video will make your friends think you're cheating at Words with Friends.

What Is The "Gay Panic" Defense Really About?

The author of American Honor Killings: Desire and Rage Among Men discusses the tragic murder of out gay mayoral candidate Marco McMillian and why "gay panic" is an increasingly irrelevant term.

Men's Fashion Ads Dripping With Sexual Tension

All these guys got laid. 12 ads from the 1960s.

21 Classic Quotes Reimagined For The Millennial Generation

The angst! The changing social patterns! The internetz!

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Monday's edition of the important things from the celeb twitterverse.

24 Things You Shouldn't Do While Drunk Tonight

Actually, don't try these when you're sober, either.

Lady Gaga Fans Petition GLAAD To Not Let Madonna Play Award Show

"Madonna is one of the major reasons for AIDS."

8 Steps To Becoming A Masters Champion

Brought to you by Bubba Watson.

59 Wikipedia Articles You'll Never Get To Read

There's an entire page on Wikipedia full of articles that were deleted because they had "freaky titles" and it's pure magic. Thing is, now I really want to know about notable people who have been stung by jellyfish.

"Catching Fire" Character Portraits Reveal A Very Fancy Jennifer Lawrence

Is Effie wearing couture work gloves? Would you be surprised if she was?

Jaden Smith Is Dating Kylie Jenner

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Famous People Who Served In The Armed Forces

Shaggy was more than just a Mr. Lover, he was a Marine.You'll be surprised who has spent time serving our country.

6 Types Of Toys Every Parent Loathes With Their Whole Being

Do not buy these. Unless you hate the parents in question. In which case, by all means proceed.

How Long Can Beyoncé Get Away With Wearing Fur And Snakeskin?

Pressure is mounting from PETA — and Morrissey, who accuses her of killing rhinos — for the diva to ditch animal skins.

29 Insanely Easy Ways To Get Ready For Easter

Having the fam over for Easter this year? Use these tips and tricks to stay stress-free.

Chris Christie: "I Don't Have The First Damn Idea Of What They're Doing" In Washington

At a press conference Monday, the New Jersey Governor chastised lawmakers for their handling of the sequester. "Real leadership would get this fixed," Christie said.

19 Reasons To Be A Good Tipper

The number-one reason to be a good tipper is because it makes you a good person. But these other reasons are pretty good too.

21 Funny Lost & Found Signs

I hope these people find what they're looking for.

Freddie Roach Breaks Down The Season's Best Hockey Fight

The world's greatest boxing trainer talks goon technique.

Proof That Twitter Is Angrier And More Partisan Than The Rest Of The World

If you couldn't already tell from, you know, your entire feed.

Ashley Judd's War With Kentucky's Coal Industry Could Doom Candidacy

In 2010, she compared a mining practice to rape.

Traveling "Game Of Thrones" Exhibit Coming To A City Near You

Get ready to see the Iron Throne, Joffrey's crossbow, Renly's crown, and other Seven Kingdoms goodies.

Facebook "Likes" Reveal Where Patients Die

At hospitals with more "likes" on Facebook, heart attack patients are less likely to die.

Charmin's Social Media Team Is Obsessed With Poop

They seriously can't stop posting about pooping.

19 Things You Never Really Thought About Before

Pictures that will make you say "Huh... This is kinda cool... I guess?"

Aaron Carter Reveals His Horny Level

The internet demanded to know just how horny he could get. We found out.

The 7 Most Demented "Saved By The Bell" Episodes

Oh, '90s comedy: You are so messed up.

16 Things We Learned From The Cast Of "Once Upon A Time"

Find out why it's so fun to be bad, and if any of our favorite villains will soon be switching sides.

People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names

Just because you don't MC doesn't mean you can't have some serious street cred.

This Couple Threw An Adorable Calvin And Hobbes-Themed Wedding

"It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy… Let’s go exploring!"

I Spit On Your Tomb

What the Tomb Raider reboot owes to the most gruesome movies of the '70s.

The Woman Who Agreed To Let The Internet Name Her Baby Was A Big Hoax

Apparently, the company behind the controversial contest made it all up.

Doctors Accidentally Discover A Baby Born With HIV Has Been Cured

"You could call this about as close to a cure, if not a cure, that we've seen," said one doctor.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Graffiti

*snicker* That's AWFUL.

Why Pandora Is Limiting Listening

Last week the internet radio site announced it would be putting a cap on ad-supported mobile listening.

24 Very Important Next-Level Waffles

Unleash the waffle within.

12 Mind-Blowing Transformational Dresses

Check out these amazing dresses transformed from furniture, laser lights, and... other dresses!

Tattoo Artist Covers Ex-Gang Members' Tattoos For Free

Chris Baker is a youth pastor who runs a tattoo parlor. In his free time, he helps ex-gang members and sex trafficking victims erase painful reminders of their pasts.

The 22 Most Important Life Lessons From "RuPaul's Drag Race"

If you want to be a star, like these queens, then you better get to werq!

27 Things You Should Probably Avoid

Oh, what a difference one letter can make.

The 12 Best ‘70s TV Theme Songs To Sing-Along To

A reminder that they really they don't make them like they used to.

Honey Boo Boo Is Now Selling Girl Scout Cookies At The Local Mall

After being scolded by the Girl Scouts for trying to sell them to her fans via facebook.

New iPhone 5S Release Date Expected In August 2013

Apple could be preparing to release not one, but two models of the iPhone in August: one, dubbed iPhone 5S (an incremental update to the iPhone 5, much as the iPhone 4S was an update to the iPhone 4) and a cheaper iPhone aimed at China's expanding…

Casey Anthony Makes Her First Public Appearance Since 2011

Here she is coming and going from court, where she told a bankruptcy judge that she's broke and basically a couch surfer. Welcome back to public life, Casey!

19 Signs That You're A Hardcore Pickup Basketball Player

This is the closest to basketball greatness most of us will ever get.

Embarrassing Video Of A Girl Rapping About The Evils Of Homosexuality

This is real. Not a joke. Completely serious. Also (unintentionally) hilarious. LOL.

The 19 Most Excited Photos Of Iditarod Racing Dogs

They might be amazing athletes, but these smiley, happy dogs are also completely adorable!

Thoughtful Boyfriend Pushes Girlfriend Off Cliff

Boy pushes girl off canyon edge into a 400-foot free fall pendulum swing, girl tells boy she's breaking up with him in midair.

How Well Do You Know "Gilmore Girls"?

For anyone who wished they grew up in Stars Hollow.

Haunting Then-And-Now Photos Of An Abandoned High School Lead The Afternoon Links

Detroit's iconic Cass Technical High School was demolished in 2011. But before it was torn down, Detroit Urbex created a ghostly tribute to what it once was.

NBA Weirdo JaVale McGee Wins The Harlem Shake

How do you keep a dying meme alive? By blowing people's minds.

"Mexico" Is A Top-25 College Basketball Team, Apparently

The University of Mexico? Mexico State? Mexico Tech? Or just some confused television producer?

Predict The Winners Of The Animals March Madness Bracket

If you predict the tournament correctly, or come the closest to doing so, we'll send you a very special top-secret prize. UPDATE: Since voting is open on round one, the prediction bracket contest is now over. We will let you know when we crown a winner(s)!

Introducing...Animal March Madness!

We're putting the choice for the Next Big Animal in your hands. This is going to be the most adorable tournament of all time.

Stefan Struve Tweets X-Ray Of Broken Jaw After UFC On FUEL 8

Stefan Struve celebrated his 25th birthday on Friday, one day before what was supposed to be his biggest win for his young UFC Heavyweight career. And he knew his matchup with Mark Hunt was going to be a big one, because a win would put him one step…

White House Wants To Legalize Cell Phone Unlocking

The petition to roll back a controversial change in law has the "full support" of the administration, says its creator.

Jay Carney Mocks George Will's Election Prediction

"I will continue to take George Will seriously."

The Rolla, Missouri, Police Department's Incredibly Effective Anti-Drug Campaign

Brilliant. An ad campaign that could save a generation.

28 People Who Have Really Bad Timing

This may have been a bad decision.

Women's Representation At Big Publications Is Actually Dropping

Female authors are even less likely to get their books reviewed at The New York Times Book Review and other highbrow outlets than they were in 2010.

The 8 Best St. Patrick's Day Ads

March 17th needs to be made an official worldwide holiday NOW.

Baseball Players With Dog Faces Are Hilarious

These are the greatest baseball cards in the history of man and dog-kind.

Mango Sells "Slave Style" Jewelry In France

The clothing chain blamed the gaffe on a translation error.

Fala: The Most Underrated Presidential Dog

Sure, we all remember Socks and Barney, and of course there is Bo, but Fala is the greatest presidential pet of all time.

The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

And now I'm scared.

Female Kicker's NFL Tryout Ends After Two Kicks

The first woman to try out for the NFL was sidelined by a quadricep injury after two subpar kicks.

MSNBC Host Invites Four Conservatives On His Show To Discuss The Ideological Media

Add this segment to the list of reasons Chris Hayes' Up has become the most interesting weekend political show in America.

Other Paid Malaysia Bloggers Never Registered With U.S. Authorities

Conservative blogger Joshua Trevino's registration as a foreign agent raises questions about his colleagues. (Updated)

L.A. Police Chief's Insane Gay Pride Week Rejection Letter From 1975

"I'd gladly participate in GAY CONVERSION WEEK." I almost can't believe this is real.

21 People With A Healthy Sense Of Perspective

Listen, everything can't be all Zima and kitty cats all the time. Sometimes it's healthy to think realistically about the world.

Queen Elizabeth Was Guarded By A Giant

And someone thought it would be hilarious if he was partnered with London's shortest bobby.

The 17 Best Swag Gifts Obama Has Received From Foreign Leaders

The president has gotten some pretty sweet #SWAG from foreign nations, according to the Federal Register. Too bad he's not allowed to keep most of it.

Half The Cast Of "Modern Family" Got Stuck In An Elevator

Julie Bowen, Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson were in Kansas City when they got stuck in an elevator for an hour.

"The X-Files" Season 10 Is Really Happening

Mulder and Scully are back on the case. In the capable hands of the show's creator, Chris Carter, the beloved series makes the jump to comic books

Kate Middleton Attends Wedding, Attempts To Not Overshadow Bride

How else to explain her plain, previously worn outfit?

How Future Cameras Will See In The Dark

Canon's showing off a full-frame sensor that can see stars and turn moonlight into daylight.

Have You Ever Seen Anything As Fabulous As This Moonwalking Pony?

Seriously, this pony has all the right moves.

Romania's International Women's Day Is Celebrated At A Male Strip Club

Makes sense. This is basically Romania's Mother's Day, so why not treat mom to a slab of beefcake!

Ellen DeGeneres Writes The Most "Ellen" Letter Ever To The Supreme Court

"I hope the Supreme Court will do the right thing, and let everyone enjoy the same rights. It's going to help keep families together. It's going to make kids feel better about who they are. And it is time."

Can You Watch This Man Inhale Hot Dogs Without Gagging?

Don't you dare watch this without sound. There's just so much to love.

This Church Looks Like A Chicken

The Church By The Sea in Tampa Bay, Florida, Looks exactly like a chicken. It's a miracle.

Mitt Romney: 'Kills Me' Not To Be President; Ann Romney

SAN DIEGO, March 4 (UPI) -- Mitt Romney says it "kills" him not to be U.S. president, and his wife, Ann, says she has cried over the loss and blames the news media at least in part for it.

There Was A "Silver Spoons" Reunion This Weekend

Ricky Schroder posed for a photo with his TV parents at the Friars Club over the weekend.

"Game Of Thrones" Extended Trailer Chock Full Of Extras

March 31st is coming. Readers of the book series will find more than one iconic moment packed into the extra 21 seconds. (Spoilers inside!)

An Ode To Ja Rule And Ashanti, The Greatest Musical Duo Of All Time

The Bonnie and Clyde of the new millenium... Sorry, Bey and Jay.

30 Ways To Make Drinking Tea Even More Delightful

As if that were even possible.

The Reunion Of These Two Artists Will Make You Cry

NSFW unless crying in your office is acceptable.

38 Reasons Jameson Is The Liquor Of The Gods

This one's for you, Jamie. Thanks for all you've done.

The Cutest 10 Questions You'll Ever Get To Answer

Plus an extra-special top-secret prize at the end!

27 Chow Chow Puppies Too Fuzzy For Their Own Good

It's not easy being "OMG so fluffy!"

Jon Hamm, The Talking Toilet

His part in last night's Bob's Burgers was his classiest yet.

Nicolas Cage Needs To Play Joe Biden In A Movie

Nic Cage is very Vice Presidential.

Ingrid Jungermann Is Hilariously "Homoneurotic"

The creator and director of F to 7th, a web series about a neurotic lesbian in Brooklyn, thinks there may be something wrong with you if you like her show, and that's a good thing.

The "Big Hairs" Of P.T. Barnum

The exotic women were one of the showman's biggest scams.

Batman Is Real, Delivers Wanted Criminal To Police Station

The Caped Crusader, as it turns out, is British and could probably stand to lose a few pounds. An unidentified man in an ill-fitting Batman outfit escorted a wanted burglar to a police station in northern England, then disappeared awkwardly into the night.

The 10 Most Hardcore Mariah Carey Covers And Remixes

From beautiful indie covers to demonic glitchy remixes, these based Mimi fans are not messing around.

A Brief History Of Ramen - Eat

What do Brittany Murphy, the word "oodles", and Tulsa, Oklahoma have to do with the undebatable noodle of the moment? To answer that, we dove deep into ramen's history in honor of National Noodle Month, or as healthy people know it, "March".

Technically, Any Catholic Man Can Be The Next Pope

Based on Vatican rules, if you are a Catholic man, you can be elected Pope. So...think of all our amazing options?!

Florida Home Where Man Was Swallowed Alive By Sinkhole Being Demolished, Body Still Not Recovered

The house where Jeff Bush, 37, was sucked into the earth is in the process of being knocked down. Authorities hope to get a better look at the sinkhole and finally reclaim Bush, who is presumed dead. Demolition crews are attempting to save as many family keepsakes as possible during the sensitive operation. The demolition will be completed today.

Either The Best Or Worst Bus Driver Ad Ever

I feel drawn and quartered.

Test Apple News Image

With competitors such as and Whyd, it may not be the most original idea, but newly-launched Songdrop — which is perhaps best described as a ‘Delicious for music’ — is a fun and well designed take on solving the music discovery and sharing problem, at least for music fans that live outside of the paywalls of services such as Spotify. Today the company is announcing its first round of funding. SOIC Capital, a seed and early-stage fund that largely focuses on social fashion and music startups, has invested £100,000 (~$150k) in the burgeoning London-based company.

13 Things We Learned From The Cast And Crew Of "Revolution"

Find out which cast member can really make a bomb, and what a global blackout would mean for the Breaking Bad finale.

Hurricane Sandy Villain Is Tweeting Again

Shashank Tripathi, who goes by the Twitter alias @ComfortablySmug, started tweeting again on March 3.

Snow Kills 8 In Japan

Heavy snow this weekend on Hokkaido island in northern Japan killed eight people, including a family trapped in a buried car. The storm caused six-and-a-half-feet drifts and derailed a bullet train in Akita prefecture, south of Hokkaido.

Pregnant Couple Killed In Accident Riding To Hospital, Baby Who Surived Crash Passes Away

These powerful photos were taken at the funeral that was held Sunday for a young Orthodox Jewish couple from Brooklyn who were killed in a car crash on Saturday. UPDATE: A community spokesperson says the baby has died.

This Is The Weirdest Looking Strawberry You'll Ever See

I guess it's the taste that counts?

What Would Season 3 Of "Enlightened" Be? Finale Spoilers!

The fate of Enlightened remains unknown, but its co-creator Mike White has a plan for Season 3 in the hope it's renewed. Here is the broad outline.

Chuck Hagel Appointment Stresses Pro-Israel Group

AIPAC didn't take a side — but its donors do. "A very bad guy."

Coco Bares Her Famous Bottom In An Extremely Revealing Dress As She Shares Old Photos

She has never been shy about stripping off, and Coco continues to find new ways to flash the flesh.

Israeli Defense Minister Praises Chuck Hagel At AIPAC Conference

Ehud Barak's remarks get scattered applause.

Chris Cooper Joins The Cast Of The Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 already has two villains in Paul Giamatti’s Rhino and Jamie Foxx’s Electro. There was also that teaser photo that led many of us to believe that Venom may be involved, and while that would be awesome, this film doesn’t need…

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