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March 1, 2013

Thom Yorke's Super-Hot Dance Moves Lead The Evening Links

When you think Radiohead, you probably don't think of astonishing physical grace. But that... that is about to change.

Which Of These Local Food Ads Is The Most Distasteful?

It's small penis joke vs. woman-on-cow bestiality.

Cat Font Generator Is The Best Thing Ever

Sometimes you can't find the right words to say, so try saying it with cats instead. This Nekocase font generator is purrrr-fect.

Why Everyone Could Use A Therapist

Talk it out. You'll feel better.

25 Ways To "Surprise Your Man"

Some of these make sense, and some are crazy. Will the surprises EVER END???

Anne Hathaway's Annoying Speech Defended

The Oscar-winner came across as grating during awards season, but we know this talented actress can turn around her overeager image

More Than Just T-Shirts: KKK Merchandising

In this excerpt from “Vanguard,” correspondent Christof Putzel takes a look at the Ku Klux Klan merchandising campaign—everything from T-shirts to bumper stickers to flags—and a significant source of revenue for the organization. He also meets with concerned citizens of the town of Harrison, Ark., who argue that the media is largely at fault for amplifying the town’s reputation.

The Happiest Cockatiel In The World

And 21 others in this week's Instagranimals roundup!


When someone sprays a can of whipped cream, he comes running.

10 Authors That Could Party Way Harder Than You

No matter how crazy you go this weekend, know that these famous writers could absolutely out-drink you.

Is This The Most WTF Hair From The Paris Runways?

Or is it somehow perfect, given the clothes its paired with?

Quiz: Could You Survive The Salem Witch Trials?

On March 1 1692, the Salem Witch Trials began. Here are the questions you'd have to answer and the evidence the court would examine to determine if you're evil.

The Most Amazing Up-Close Snail Photos You'll Ever See

Ukrainian photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko catches these unbelievably stunning up-close photographs of snails, and I've never wanted to be friends with a snail more than this moment.

Ever Wanted To See What Piano Notes Look Like?

In stunning gif form. The team at CymaScope visualized the dynamic sounds of the piano’s first strike and the eventual plateau and decay phase of different notes.

7 Things You Never Knew About Cathy Dennis

You probably don't know her by name, but you totally know her work.

Jennifer Lawrence Got To Pick Who The Tabloids Would Link Her To Romantically

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Ashley Judd Ratchets Up Southern Charm, Gets Mixed Reviews

"This is not a movie role, this is a job application," says one Kentucky Democratic operative of Judd's potential Senate run.

Queer Fiction From Africa Collected In New Magazine

A new fiction collection from the Burkina Faso–based Q-zine aims to "decolonize the mind" by capturing the experiences of LGBTI Africans.

Does This Make You A Stalker?

You've always been concerned about this, now it's time to face the truth.

15 Mesmerizing GIF And Song Pairings

They're like a miniature hypnotic music videos. Click play and zone out forever.

14 Even MORE Annoying Things About Keeping Kosher

Traveling with tuna packets in your suitcase is REAL.

Survey: Women Don't Want To Look Like Runway Models

And men prefer chicks with butts.

The A-Z's Of 1920s Slang

Let's bring back the fast talk, because it's the bees-knees junior. Seriously let's make this happen.

Should I Say Hi To People I Recognize On OkCupid?

Probably not, but maybe wink. Plus what to do when your boss wants to Snapchat with you.

Nickelodeon "Guts" Ref Gives Interview Guaranteed To Make You Cringe

Mo refers to herself as a "dirty Irish girl." Mind, meet gutter.

Guy Asks His Wife To Slap Him Awake For 15 Days Straight

Hard to explain what makes this video so great. It

New "Game Of Thrones" Posters Throw The Cast Into Shadow

Where's Rickon!? Does the side chosen to be in shadow on each character mean anything? It has to mean something, right?

Famous Photgraphers With Their Most Iconic Works

Tim Mantoani photographed the people behind some of the world's most iconic images and created Behind Photographs: Archiving Photographic Legends.

How Google And Bing Maps Control What You Can See

Behind the scenes of the most powerful maps in the history of the Earth. And how Google, Microsoft, DigitalGlobe, and the world's governments decide what does — and doesn't — belong on its surface.

18 Truly Surprising Word Origins

Warning: You will never look at lemurs the same way again. This one's for linguaphiles and lemurphobes alike.

The 38 Best Local News Captions Of All Time

Local news is weird. Like, really weird.

An Olympic Hopeful Crowd-Funds Her Training

Phaidra Knight wants to go to the 2014 Olympics for bobsledding. But she needs some help.

The Best Pass Of The NBA Season Was A Cross-Court Kick

Iman Shumpert could play for the Red Bulls!

"Robot Chicken" Episode Titles Tell A Story Of Torture And Death

This poor guy needed help to fight the man! In Season Four of Robot Chicken, the episode titles told a story in production order, but the message got garbled when aired incorrectly.

The 30 Most Gorgeous Living Spaces In The World

Warning: You're going to hate your apartment after you see these places.

35 Signs You're A Recovering Renthead

Forget regret: there's no reason to feel embarrassed about the number of times you saw Rent on Broadway.

Judge Judy Knew A Thing Or Two About MySpace

As in, it was NOT a place for friends.

Local Newspapers Warn Of Looming Federal Budget Cuts

Communities across the country brace for the impact of the sequester.

Definitive Proof That Dogs Are Bullies And Cats Are Perfect

Also definitive proof that bathtubs are both scary and magical places.

Is This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?

Two things Portland is known for having in spades: nudie bars and hipster cafes. Can you identify which is which based on the name?

Steph Curry Is Your New Favorite Basketball Player

That story — plus LeBron's pre-game dunks, the badasses in Indiana, and more — in BuzzFeed Sports' Five Point Play.

25 DIY Ways To Update Your Stairs

Your staircase might be the last place in your home you'd think to decorate. But after seeing these staircases, you'll realize that a boring staircase is an opportunity squandered.

8 Beautiful GIFs Of Space

Now you can pretend you're flying through these nebulae and star clusters.

These MTV Logo Animations Are The Most 80's & 90's Things Ever

These 'edgy' and 'glam' videos look like dispatches from alien teen fashionistas.

How To Make The Best Japanese Curry Rice

Prepare yourself for greatness. The secret is store-bought curry roux.

16 Questions People With Tattoos Are Tired Of Answering

No, I don't want to see yours, actually.

Rory McIlroy Quits The Honda Classic Because Of "Toothache"

Guys, it had nothing to do with the fact he was 7-over par.

The NFL's Last Great Quarterback Controversy

The last decade of the NFL has hinged on one big decision by Bill Belichick in 2001.

There Are A Lot Of People Who Really, Really Want To Have Sex With Seth MacFarlane

Seth Confessions is a Tumblr where users anonymously submit their deepest and darkest Seth MacFarlane fantasies, and oh man, is it wild. WARNING: Some of these are pretty racy!

My Life As A Professional Cannabis Baker

"I decided I would never to go back to a corporate environment."

The JCrew Crew

What are all those models in the J.Crew catalog doing anyway? By cleverly piecing together narratives from catalog photographs, Meghan O'Neill imagines that they are solving crimes, misbehaving on honeymoons, and such. Here's the most recent episode:

37 Reasons Why Life Is Crazier In Russia

So long as you dont mind taking your life into your own hands.

Connecticut Teen Wins The Right To Wear Anti-Gay Shirt To School

Seth Groody won a battle to wear an anti-gay T-shirt to school on his high school's "Day of Silence". The school supported his right to free speech, and now he's selling T-shirts to his classmates.

The New File-Sharing Police

Third-party vendors will troll peer-to-peer networks looking for copyrighted material, then notify the downloader's Internet Service Provider to issue penalties.

The Best Of The Worst "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

This batch is the best/worst yet.

Every Day On The Internet


Mark Cuban Is Dominating The Referee-IQ Video Game At The MIT Sports Conference

Maybe it's not surprising. He's obsessed, after all.

Life-Changing Tip Of The Day: Best Use Of A Macbook Air Ever

Don't own a Macbook Air? You are seriously missing out.

Change The Url

and still return this page

30 Things Google Maps Can Help You Find

Have no fear, whatever you need, Google streetview can find it for you.

This Massive Ketchup Truck Crash Looks Like A Murder Scene

But it's not blood! Just gallons and gallons of wasted ketchup! Phew! But also, very sad because wasted ketchup.

Lindsay Lohan Was In A 1995 Jell-O Commercial

This might actually make you like grape flavors. And it is very hard to like grape flavors.

33 Totally Relatable GIFs For Everyone Who's Ever Ended Up In Witness Protection As A Nun

Were you a Vegas showgirl? Did you find out your boyfriend was in the mob? Did you then have to go into witness protection as a nun in a convent? Then this post is for you!

This 3-Year-Old Headbanging To Korn Is The Most Adorable Thing

This kid knows how to shred the heck out of a baby car seat.

New Facebook Design Is Coming In A Week

The update is centered around the News Feed.

10 Craziest Things We've Ever Seen On "My Strange Addiction"

These videos will make you feel normal.

Covert Malaysian Campaign Touched A Wide Range Of American Media

Outlets from Huffington Post to National Review carried pieces financed by the Malaysian government. An international campaign against Anwar Ibrahim.

"Aperture R&D" Is The "Portal 2" Series You've Been Waiting For

Someone had to take the damn lemons and make science out of them.

Chinese Government Workers Are Spraying The Grass Green

The grass is always greener where you've painted it to be so. Totally normal.

RIP, Ben Affleck's Beard

We hardly knew ye.

Obama Combines Star Trek And Star Wars References, Outrages Nerds

President Obama made a confusing reference about a "jedi mind-meld." BuzzFeed breaks down the president's galactic gaffe.

16 Reasons To Get Really Excited For Spring

Ugh, SO TIRED OF WINTER. This playlist will help you get into the spring of things.

Reporter To Obama: It Sounds Like You Are Ducking Responsibility

"Give me an example of what I might do," the President says in a sequester-themed press conference responding to question from Bloomberg's Julianna Goldman. Another testy exchange with the press.

Can Games Teach The News?

One journalism school intends to find out.

32 Childhood Signs That You Would Always Be Obsessed With Animals

It was all over the moment you laid eyes on your first puppy.

Obama, Congress No Closer To Avoiding Mandatory Spending Cuts

"This is not a win for anybody. This is a loss for the American people," Obama says as cuts are set to begin taking effect.

What Is The Chipotle Quesarito?

How did the internet fall in love with the legend of this cheesy quesadilla/burrito hybrid?

Chris Johnson Needs To Stop Making Predictions

For a slightly above average NFL running back, he sure doesn't lack confidence.

The Most Incredible Bed For The X-Wing Pilot In Your Life

Every nerdy kid out there dreams of being on the Rogue Squadron some day. This kid's dreams just came true.

BREAKING: Justin Bieber Might Finally Be Rejecting Harem Pants

How else to explain why he goes around in public BARELY wearing them?

Vincent Van Gogh Was Definitely The 19th Century Version Of Instagram

Well, at least according to this person's teacher. But hey, I think it checks out.

Signs You Could Look Better Than You Do Now

Don't worry, we have a solution for everyone.

In Defense Of Bob Woodward

Free Woodward. Why we should show Bob the mercy he rarely shows anyone else.

The Military Has Finally Perfected Its Drunk Robot

The next generation of war machines.

Gollum Sings "Mad World" From Donnie Darko

"All around us are familiar rockses..." The amazing human being who brought you Gollum singing "I Dreamed a Dream" has uploaded a video of Sméagol singing Gary Jules's version of "Mad World" (originally performed by Tears for Fears).

DARPA Robot Can Now Hurl Cinder Blocks At Your Head

Why does Boston Dynamics hate humanity? Their BigDog will be on the front lines in the ensuing war for domination.

27 Bizarre NOH8 Campaign Pictures

The NoH8 campaign has inspired celebs and non-celebs alike to get creative in their picture taking. Very creative.

Horrifying Photos Of Couple Jumping Off Bridge In China

An apparent joint suicide attempt caught on camera. WARNING: Disturbing images.

25 Signs You Were Addicted To Backyard Baseball

Pablo Sanchez couldn't speak English. He only spoke the language of baseball.

This Is The Outfit Justin Bieber Wore On His 19th Birthday

In this scenario the lack of clothes is actually worse than the absurdity of his other clothes.

Watch Tegan And Sara Adorably Flub Interview Questions

This video of Heartthrob interview bloopers is pretty heartwarming stuff. Now with bonus Cory Monteith!

Video: Michelle Obama And Serena Williams Dance To House Music

She was all, "Let's move!" And then she did.

Behold, Justin Bieber At Every Stage Of His Life

From the baby days to the dubious hat choices, this collage of Justin Bieber's 19 years has it all. Happy birthday, JB!

Amy Poehler Calls In To "Watch What Happens Live" Pretending To Be Someone Else

Now we know Soko from New Hampshire is her alter ego. ALSO, COULD SHE GET ANY MORE AWESOME?!

Your Instant Fitness Plan

Spring is coming. Here's what you need to shed those winter pounds.

Remembering The Fairy-Tale Romance Of Drew Barrymore And Tom Green

In a parallel universe somewhere, these two are still together.

Google's Total Recall

A heedful take on Google Glass: "From now on, starting today, anywhere you go within range of a Google Glass device, everything you do could be recorded and uploaded to Google’s cloud, and stored there for the rest of your life. You won’t know if you’re being recorded or not; and even if you do, you’ll have no way to stop it."

Groupon CEO Fired, Says Farewell With Battletoads And Fat Camp References

Andrew Mason was sacked by the board of directors from Groupon yesterday and posted a rather unique letter online to say goodbye.

Why "American Idol" Keeps Getting In Its Own Way

The show hasn't been this entertaining in years, but the ratings are at record lows — and the male singers are a disaster. What is going on?!

19 People Who Are Not Ready For The Responsibility Of Skateboarding

Mainly because were tired of watching your near-death experience.

16 Totally Feasible Loft Beds For Normal Ceiling Heights

So what if you don't live in one of those crazy airy warehouse spaces with impossibly tall ceilings? You can look at all the loft porn you want, but it's even more inspiring to get real about lofting your bed and saving precious space.

Henri The Existentialist Cat Returns...

Today, the expert on feline ennui discusses Cat Food Boredom.

Senate's Moderate "Gangs" Stay On The Sidelines As Spending Cuts Take Effect

Where did all the compromisers go? "Every time a group of us get together to try and work on a problem, we get labeled a gang and then it becomes a political issue and we never get to finish the job," complains Isakson.

Florida Man Swallowed Alive By Freak Sinkhole In His Bedroom

A 36-year-old man is presumed dead after a sinkhole opened up beneath his feet and the floor gave way in his home. The sinkhole is reportedly growing, and rescue crews have called off the search for fear of their safety.

Monday, Laundry Day, New York City

15 Photos from the 1930s. Enter the time machine.

Liberals See A Trap After The Sequester

What really scares progressives isn't the automatic spending cuts; it's the grand compromise that may replace them. "Entitlements may get ensnared when we go to an alternate fix," says Rep. Nadler.

Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong-Un Share Romantic Dinner, Are Now Best Friends

Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman dined with Kim Jong-Un today in North Korea. Rodman in a speech yesterday told Kim, "You have a friend for life."

Local News Anchor Laughs Uncontrollably At Fat Swimming Cat

It's only a 30-second segment, yet WDBJ7's Susan Bahorich just had to editorialize. Very unprofessional.

The White House Was Completely Gutted In 1950

If this photo series from 1950 of the interior of the White House being ripped out so that the building could be structurally reinforced isn't an apt metaphor for the current state of American politics, I don't know what is.

The 15 Most Life-Changing Remixes Of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble"

The song is great and all, but why not let the internet help make it better?

Splitsecnd - Own - Thrillist Nation

Compatible with any vehicle that has a cigarette lighter socket, the splitsecnd's a low-profile, GPS-enabled gizmo that, like OnStar, places a call to nearby authorities whenever it detects there's been a collision, thus securing its place on the… Using an independent cellular service that doesn't rely on your own mobile's reception, it can also be utilized in no-impact emergencies by simply pressing a button to talk to the closest 911 operator. And, should you be concerned that it'll hog the space in the cig lighter port for a charger, it's got its own USB port to plug into.

Senators Take A Short Cut To Foreign Policy Experience

The new way to quickly become serious about foreign policy: A dip in the dead sea. "Craven and creditworthy," says Prince.

Dispatches From The Front Line Of Florida's Wild Python Hunt

The monthlong Python Challenge in the Everglades is part controversial preservationist initiative, part sensationalistic media stunt, and all slinking through swamps trying to kill giant deadly reptiles.

How Mike White Turned "Enlightened" Into The Best And Most Original Show On TV

The second season — a thing of beauty — comes to an end Sunday night. Here, White discusses Enlightened, the Real Housewives franchise, Twitter, and Daniel Tosh.

The 'Idol' Losers Who Made It Big

Some of the most successful stars from 'American Idol' never even won the show -- check out how far they have come!

The 23 Sexiest Pictures Of A Young Norman Reedus

WARNING: These photos may make you feel light-headed and could possibly lead to fainting. Sorry!

The 8 Best Parts of MC Hammer's "Addams Groove" Video

There are some real "2 Legit" moments in it.

17 Excuses To Use Glitter In The Real World

It may have been your favorite part of elementary school craft hour, but chances are you haven't used it lately. Get your Mod Podge ready, because the sparkles are coming.

Top 10 Films Where Women Take Revenge On Men

Trust me: Don't mess with these badass babes, or you'll seriously regret it!

Watch LeBron James And The Miami Heat Do The Harlem Shake

LeBron may be late to the trend, but him and his team turn in a solid performance complete with costumes and solo dance breaks.

Why Mixing Journalism And Dating Celebrities Is Never A Good Idea

I was a celebrity profiler for years. Somehow, the job didn't land me a hot movie star boyfriend.

For Everyone Who Has Ever Experienced A Fotomat

The little kiosks that made developing photos in the '70s easy.

22 Moments In Writing For Your High School Newspaper

Trials and triumphs in being the high school newspaper reporter.

And Jennifer Lawrence's Next Boyfriend Is...

We play matchmaker for Jennifer Lawrence.

Weird '80s Menswear Brand Provides 23 Tips For Avoiding Marriage

Pretty sure most of these are also Sex and the City plot lines.

High School Kids' Harlem Shake Video Included A Live Duck

But if you are going to dry hump air, you might as well do it in style, like the kids from Milford High School in suburban Detroit, who all got suspended for a Harlem Shake video that included upside-down air blow jobs and a kid air humping a live…

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