1. The “Landmines.”
Pink and green stains on the couch and tables.
And sand in every crevice of every room.
4. The “Psychological Torture.”
Please God, no.
Is there anything grosser than cookies baked under the heat of a light bulb?
These farms are the Trojan Horse of ants; they will escape and infest the entire house.
After paying money to keep the bugs out, the kids will bring them IN.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.