March 6, 2013
The trouble with tribbles is they make great subjects for catchy songs.
It's all fun and games until it's time to work in a real restaurant and they're paying you, not the other way around.
Give it two examples, and Google's spreadsheet can make a list of almost anything. A strange peek at how Google — and by proxy, the internet — sees the world.
Was there ever a more confusing and confused item of clothing? I think not.
One of his major complaints is that all Asian people look alike.
Jose Canseco is painting Donald Trump, plus 10 other celeb tweets from today.
All these hacks were worth a try. And some are worth doing over and over.
Where left and right meet. Paul on drones.
"I give the Obama-Christie alliance a 10. And not just because they resemble that number when standing side by side." —John Fugelsang
"I had to go back into the bedroom to grab the vacuum, and the homeowner was standing in his massive closet, butt-naked."
And the most commonly rejected words, from the Washington, DC DMV. "Cat" and "dog" are surprisingly common.
In 1942, women with wide hips were all the rage, and mens bodies were built for violence. Yay science!
Snapchat has made its way into the hallowed pantheon of internet lit known as creepypasta. Here are reviews of spine-tingling tales about the photo messaging service.
But her people are saying she quit.
Jay-Z is Obi-Wan Kenobi, Drake is Luke Skywalker, and Kanye West is Han Solo. Sorry, but it's totally true.
If you "awww" EVEN ONCE, you lose. Are you up to this challenge? It will not be easy, but it's important. OK, ready?
Sure, you get your parents' undivided attention — but that's not always a good thing.
This was the perfect complement to your shoulder padded Nolan Miller ensemble.
Made with Cashel blue — Ireland's first farmhouse blue cheese. YUM.
This is a clip from the BBC series Edwardian Farm that shows how rope was made in the olden days. The entire series is availabl
Heed the warnings, people! Don't do it! Please, don't do it!
Three former Demand Media executives joined forces to launch an online multichannel network for foodies. Is this the future of food media?
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Flames, scorpions, and other unorthodox ingredients make these shots for daredevils only. Kids, don't try this at home.
Hot tip: FLDS stands for the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and they're currently led by Warren Jeffs. Did I mention Warren's in prison?
ShowScoop is an app that lets users rate musicians' live shows. But can you apply the rules of restaurant reviewing to concerts?
When it snows even the tiniest amount in Washington, D.C., the entire city shuts down. In wintertime, there's really sNOw worse place to be.
New Owner Of NBA Washout's Home Describes Basement Shooting Range, Jar Of Urine, Abandoned El Camino
Ex-Sonic Robert Swift's foreclosed on million-dollar home is a garbage-strewn disaster. Its new owner tells BuzzFeed about the scene she found when they arrived to clean it out.
LeBron James Jr. and Bryce Maximus James are the coolest.
Thankfully no one was walking barefoot down the road at the same time.
If you have a Netflix account and can't decide which side of Nic you want to see, then this is the site for you.
Vet-recommended hydrotherapy is "working incredibly well" for Heidi's hip and knee arthritis and has also proven to be therapeutic for humans who look at these photos.
How to skirt one of Twitter's least-understood rules — and confuse your friends in the process.
From Switzerland to Jamaica, the death of the Venezuelan president was the front page story.
According to a secret memo, the photo shoot will take place this week.
You're living your life all wrong, and you don't even know it. These tips will make you a better person.
Nature didn't really design men to be especially rational, aggressive, or insensitive. A lot of that has to do with nurture.
"God clearly gave us ten fingers so we could paint the ten plagues on them."
Actress Kate Winslet reflects on the ups and downs of her love life in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar U.K.
Police officers were called to Jmyha Rickan's school and then detained her for over two hours, all because of a temper tantrum.
True facts about the world's most upsettingly cute creature. You'll never look at an echidna penis the same way ever again.
It's a sign: They don't want us to wear shirts anymore.
Watch the 22-year-old future Hall of Famer adorably geek out meeting his idol.
If you were a star in the '90s or early aughts, you paid a visit to the TRL photo booth.
A French woman's German Shepherd stopped her from committing suicide by knocking aside the rifle she tried to fire into her heart.
Diamonds have nothing on these whiskers.
Now the Golden Gate Bridge won't be the only Bay Area bridge people care about.
Of course. Police say dancer Pavel Dmitrichenko confessed to orchestrating January's Black Swan-style attack.
The former Congresswoman and her husband Mark Kelly were holding an event in support of stricter gun control laws at the Safeway where she was attacked in 2011.
Hoping to break sequester deadlock, Obama and Republicans are sitting down for dinner at hotel with a $1,776 "tasting menu" option.
Ash Beckham gives a kick-ass presentation how to deal with derogatory phrases like "That's so gay." She even has flowcharts! Everybody loves flowcharts.
David Myers's tucked-away resto is gonna do daytime service this Spring, so instead of martinis or Scotch, build a power lunch around their Nakatomi Plaza cocktail, then just wait for the money to start falling from the sky. In the form of bearer…
"It's a deterrent ordinance," said Nelson City Councilman Duane Cronic, who proposed the ordinance. "It tells the potential intruder you better think twice." City leaders could make it law next week.
Take that disgruntled teen!
Round one continues with some Australian alliteration.
Tiny Toon's warned you about how your drinking could get out of hand.
The Arrested Miserables blog combines "Les Miserables" and "Arrested Development" to great effect.
Its been six years since Britney Spears shaved her head. Let's remember where she came from and pay praise to the power of the Holy Spearit.
On April 1st, they celebrate five years with an all-night cocktail & pizza extravaganza. Afterwards, stop by Photobooth to take a tintype that will make you look like you just turned 150yrs old.
The Kentucky senator is filibustering John Brennan, the Obama administration's nominee to be CIA director, over the administration's drone policy.
Physically written by a human, but with all the true opinions and feelings of a dog.
You know, down there. The ads run the gamut — both female and male ads.
Not that that will stop everyone from wanting them really badly anyway since they were on the Paris runways, and all.
The year is 1941 and the kids aren't fooled.
"I know this will not be the last time I talk about food and weight and bodies with my daughter; I am just ultra pissed that it had to start when she was seven." (via Mamamia.com.au)
His real name is Rajiv Surendra, and he's really good at what he does.
What is dry ice? Nobody really knows*. But it's the most awesome substance on the planet. (*Many people actually know.)
Detailed wire photos have emerged of the terrifying sinkhole that swallowed a Florida man and destroyed his home.
Some of these makeup advertisements are downright LEGENDARY.
The Senator wants to know if it would be constitutional to kill an American in a café with a drone strike. "You have to look at all of the facts," says Holder.
Last week, Nobel Prize laureate and former Polish president Lech Walesa said Polish gays should have no rights in Parliament and should be put "behind a wall." In protest, Parliament leaders switched their seats around so gay and trans members could sit front row.
As well as discussions about Franco's "fraudness," his upcoming gig on Broadway playing George in Of Mice and Men and also getting schooled in Tolkien by Stephen Colbert.
Kokomo did four decades of television work before retiring in 1983. But in addition to being more famous than you, he was also FAR more refined. (h/t Gothamist)
DeMarcus Cousins has perfected the way you do this game wrong.
This casting news is murkier than the inside of a Jawa's hood. What is going on!?
And is now a little superstar. Say hello to 3-year-old Ollie Axel, your new favorite Brit tot.
APCO Worldwide says it has nothing to do with the propaganda campaign by the Malaysian government. The lobbying firm is listed in a blogger's foreign agent filing.
Submit or perish. After years of buildup, Ultron has finally returned to lay waste to the world of man.
A great alternative for anyone without a vehicle hefty enough to tow a traditional trailer, the Tail Feather's a sub-500lb modular camper that fits in the bed of a small pickup or on a modest utility trailer, and can be fully assembled in less than… Developed by a dude who shockingly found sleeping on the ground uncomfortable, the rig's made of a series of interlocking, weather-stripped panels and -- unless you starred alongside Billy Crystal in My Giant -- is tall enough to stand up in. Plus, despite its portability, it's equipped with creature comforts including a dining area that doubles as a bed, zip-close storage cabinets, screened windows, and even a functioning sink.
After Gladys' mother rejected her, the Cincinnati Zoo helped the young gorilla find a new family.
During an interview in Japan, Leo showed his skills and adorableness.
'90s wrestling icon Paul Bearer passed away Tuesday at age 58.
Let these simple diagrams show you how to bust a move like Michael Jackson, Beyoncé, or, uh, Elaine Benes.
TSA's updated guidelines will allow you to carry on things like small blades and pool sticks.
WWE is saddened to learn of the passing of William Moody, aka Paul Bearer. Moody made his WWE debut in 1991 as the manager of The Undertaker and went on to become a memorable part of WWE over the course of the next 20 years.
He's also the musical guest, natch. An early reminder to set those DVRs.
The Newark mayor says he'll wait to make his campaign announcement until after the N.J. gubernatorial race this fall. "It would would be wrong to hold a press conference," says Booker.
15 precious seconds of adorable German-language insanity.
The only passage charged with politics in the mayor's State of the City address Tuesday night. Part of an effort to "dismantle these narratives one after the other,” Booker tells BuzzFeed.
Divestment campaigners labeled "anti-American."
It's for a film he's shooting but OH GOD, MY EYES.
Django Unchained and Ted lead the pack, but we're most excited about the new category Best Shirtless Performance.
There is a 98 percent chance he left you psychologically damaged when you originally saw him in 1992.
Today's edition of your daily dose of the happenings on celeb twitter.
John Matuszak, a former NFL defensive lineman, did a racy Playgirl spread in 1982. Turns out Sloth was really a hot bear. [NSFW for male butts]
Supporters of Venezuela's President Hugo Chávez pour into the streets of Caracas after the announcement of his death.
The Project Runway star may have plenty of hosting experience, but that doesn't mean she'll be a great judge of singers and dancers -- here's why!
I don't want to stand in the way of all science, but I am completely on board with the banning of all research into the creation of a dancing dog robot that throws cinder blocks with ease. Oops, I am too late. And now this is happening.
Sickened by moral corrosion in his own shadowy cabal, Benedict can only rid Rome of its malign influence by resigning... a leading Catholic writer's explosive analysis.
The cause of the May 6, 1937, incident that killed 35 of the 100 passengers and crew members on board was static electricity, says a team of experts who have been looking into the real trigger.
A British cyclist was killed in a head-on collision with a vehicle during a road race in England Sunday while apparently trying to pass to the front of the race.