March 5, 2013
Eventually you'll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.
Oh god, such an overshare. TMI to the millionth degree.
Do we even need school anymore? You'll retain more about the painting Venus, Cupid, Folly, and Time from this GIF than from anything a professor could say.
In memoriam to the stores that helped shape your youth.
Will somebody please end their suffering?
From necromania to the KKK, a how-to guide for ethical mortician behavior. These are all from the 6th edition of the Funeral Service Compend, a review textbook for mortuary science students, but they're also just solid tips for life.
The Venezuelan president, who passed away today, sent his final tweets two weeks ago praising his doctors, nurses, Fidel, Cuba, and the people of Venezuela. Translated to English.
Why do they have to grow?
José Enrique Serrano is a Democratic Congressman representing parts of the Bronx. Serrano worked with Chavez to bring Venezuelan heating oil to the South Bronx.
Twelve reasons, one name: Alexander McQueen.
It's all so obvious, connect the dots, people.
The most underrated/best teen movie of the '90s spawned some great careers and a LOT of police TV drama stars... But what happened to WARREN?!
Your mind is about to be blown.
Some films make perfect sense as TV series, but most of these will leave you scratching your head.
You weren't living until you had one of these.
Typing this from the fetal position, AHHHHHH.
And BuzzFeed responds.
But also: stunning!
Cheez Whiz and Kool-Aid and bubble gum don't necessarily bring to mind gallery walls. But artist Matthew Brandt is undaunted by your doubts.
It's time for a Hamm break. Here he is on the set of Mad Men for your viewing pleasure.
"I made ramen noodles using blue pixie stix instead of the included flavor packet and let me tell you friend, I’m about to puke."
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
An exhaustive list.
For the Gwen Stefani-obsessed citizens of the Tragic Kingdom.
At least that's what his friend is saying on Reddit.
In these photos they are dressed like twins in matching leather jackets. I don't think they matched on purpose but it's working for them either way.
These are all the cats that those cartoon rage faces you see on the Internet are modeled after.
And lived to tell about it. (Then again, I also did not wear it back to the office.)
Listen up, BROTHAAAAS!
It's not worth being a villain because they still have to do tons of paperwork. Also one third of every room you're in hates kitties.
His cunning disguise included a too-short cassock, a black fedora in the place of a skullcap and a sash that was actually a purple scarf.
Life is hard. Well, in retrospect, maybe not.
That sound you hear is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition editors planning next year's cover.
With more than 50% of gay men no longer using condoms consistently, the shame that often prevents candid discussion of bareback sex may prove to be as dangerous as the health risks themselves.
Amateurs shouldn't play with type design. Via today's edition of The Free Press of Mankato, Minnesota.
Step aside, Sophia Grace and Rosie.
This game allows you to build everything except a place for Lena Dunham to call home.
Jay Bilas calls college basketball games for a living. But he's also living proof that one human can have truly undeniable swag.
The Hispanic community now cares more about passing immigration reform than fixing the economy, according to data released Tuesday. "A convergence of aspiration and opportunity," says Martinez de Castro.
That means he's Superman, right?
Have you see this drone?
Supporters of the immigration reform movement say the governor's new position on a pathway to citizenship won't last long. "Jeb Bush is rusty," says Sharry.
It's for your own good.
And here's proof, including rare modeling images from when she was a teenager.
"The chatter is he's up to something," says one Florida operative.
As proven by Gonzaga's #1 ranking.
Growing up is hard to do.
Here's a guide of how to nail these looks, because season three is going to be epic.
All right, people, let's do this.
Is nothing sacred?!
Enough with the baby's breath. Your bouquet deserves baseballs, buttons, and butterflies.
French pole vaulter has a real case of the sacre blues.
Leader of Iowa Republicans says the process that gave us Michele Bachmann may need to go. But don't touch the caucuses.
Do the robot, Christopher. Do it on television.
One smart trip to the butcher makes for easy dinners all month.
In the '60s and '70s, the Andy Warhol superstar spent an inordinate amount of time with his clothes off. And he looked great doing it.
Bizarre funny ads. Creepy funny ads. Disgusting funny ads. Hot men and hot women. But NO David Beckham.
In an age where the supermodel is a thing of the past, Cara Delevingne quickly rose to dominate the internet. She's the one cool, pretty, skinny girl that you're not allowed to hate.
The bondage community does care about safety. And no, most of us don't light one another on fire.
Bananas are good for you and they make everything delicious. Get on board the banana wagon!
Some of these are stupider than others...
Though the reason we're using it? Not so much.
This is an official video from an NBA team. And it's amazing.
Being leader of the free world is not all it's cracked up to be.
Before stepping down, Pope Benedict XIV put together an online scrapbook of photos and Comic Sans captions.
"There are solutions we can agree on, even gun owners like us," Giffords says in ad. "Take it from me, Congress must act. Let's get this done.
The elegant megabat flasher.
Starring a kid named Dong Dong.
"A lot of time I get unpleasant [responses]," the 79-year-old lawmaker says of reactions to his offbeat Twitter musings. Assume Twitter Dead.
Looking back at 10 years ago, to what really mattered to us then.
The battles have begun!
Self-appointed nicknames need to be stopped!
This is figuratively the worst thing ever.
Surprisingly, they're not ALL by Bruce Springsteen.
One of them is a giant diss towards Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (how dare she). The others are about her love life.
None of this ever had to happen. (But what do you bet you owned at least a couple of these shoes.)
Right in the childhood.
It's here! Things have been rough for Tony Stark since the events of The Avengers.
Yes. Okay. Good.
The humble hardware behind some of the best shots in history. And the best Steadicam shots ever taken.
Both acts have turned down their invitation to the national Boy Scouts Jamboree after pressure from GLAAD to denounce the Boy Scouts' ban on gay scouts and leaders.
And now, the story of a wealthy country that lost everything and the government that had no choice but to keep the nation together. Arrested Development quotes help us understand the sequester.
Let's play "Count the nose jobs."
It borrows heavily from a memorable scene from "Forrest Gump." Bring on the Easter candy!
Rafa Nadal and Juan Martin del Potro made an interesting choice of doubles partners at Madison Square Garden.
This is a real story.
The balloon only made it about 10 to 20 feet in the air before high winds crashed it into a fountain. A movie that features a hot air balloon going astray begets a promotional hot air balloon that goes astray.
Nintendo's Super Smash Bros meets IRL kittens.
Oberlin College cancelled classes Monday to address the drastic rise in hate incidents on campus. WARNING: This post contains photos of hate speech.
What does iTunes recommend for stressed out soccer moms? And funerals? And Cee-lo's cat?
The kids look good in ink. Hopefully the Gleeks adjust well.
Perfect for Easter/laundry day.
Events that shook the world.
It's obviously to make Justin Bieber sad and jealous all over again.
The brave little girl and her owner were at a PetSmart training class. So I guess that's a good sign.
And he wasn't fighting crime, but playing a prank with his pal. There are no heroes!
A naked woman is used to "attract the reader's eye" to Playboy SA's cover decrying rape, a marketing tactic that isn't sitting well with gender equality activists.
BBC Radio 1 interviewer Chris Stark got the chance to interview Mila Kunis and was a nervous wreck. Mila handled it awesomely. It's worth watching the full seven minutes.
The collections were very different, but also had a certain weird ugliness in common.
"Playgoy"? "Shebrew"? "Oy Vayboy"? Eh, you get the idea.
Also see Posh as, appropriately, Queen Victoria.
A good deed goes viral in North Carolina.
These have all been refuted in one way or another, but they're still pretty badass. Which one's your fave?
The Newark mayor's State of the City address Tuesday will be a pointed defense of his record. A stable budget, increased development, and reduced crime, says a city official.
"You'd think [because] he served in the Senate, it'd be different. But he evidently doesn't like to interact with members of Congress," the Senator tells BuzzFeed.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's breathing problems have worsened and there is a new 'severe' infection, Associated Press reports.
Goosebumps might be his best-known work, but his writing talents go beyond the horror genre.
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin went from The Real World to the WWE — and now he has his first big acting role in The Marine 3: Homefront.
Palm Pilots. Ha.
Twitter is sinking the original TweetDeck to make way for its web apps. And why Twitter is done with native.
Weeks after saying a gay teammate wouldn't be welcome in an NFL locker room, the San Francisco cornerback made another step toward amends.
Because we are all Hannah Horvath, whether or not we're willing to admit it.