March 5, 2013
Eventually you'll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.
Oh god, such an overshare. TMI to the millionth degree.
Do we even need school anymore? You'll retain more about the painting Venus, Cupid, Folly, and Time from this GIF than from anything a professor could say.
From necromania to the KKK, a how-to guide for ethical mortician behavior. These are all from the 6th edition of the Funeral Service Compend, a review textbook for mortuary science students, but they're also just solid tips for life.
The Venezuelan president, who passed away today, sent his final tweets two weeks ago praising his doctors, nurses, Fidel, Cuba, and the people of Venezuela. Translated to English.
José Enrique Serrano is a Democratic Congressman representing parts of the Bronx. Serrano worked with Chavez to bring Venezuelan heating oil to the South Bronx.
Twelve reasons, one name: Alexander McQueen.
It's all so obvious, connect the dots, people.
The most underrated/best teen movie of the '90s spawned some great careers and a LOT of police TV drama stars... But what happened to WARREN?!
Some films make perfect sense as TV series, but most of these will leave you scratching your head.
Cheez Whiz and Kool-Aid and bubble gum don't necessarily bring to mind gallery walls. But artist Matthew Brandt is undaunted by your doubts.
It's time for a Hamm break. Here he is on the set of Mad Men for your viewing pleasure.
"I made ramen noodles using blue pixie stix instead of the included flavor packet and let me tell you friend, I’m about to puke."
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
At least that's what his friend is saying on Reddit.
In these photos they are dressed like twins in matching leather jackets. I don't think they matched on purpose but it's working for them either way.
These are all the cats that those cartoon rage faces you see on the Internet are modeled after.
Tennis star Serena Williams was hanging out in the gallery at the Honda Classic golf tournament in Palm Beach Gardens over the weekend, and just like everyone else, she really wanted a picture of Tiger Woods. Unfortunately, the golf Gestapo takes…
And lived to tell about it. (Then again, I also did not wear it back to the office.)
Please join me in wishing farewell to Jane Marie, who is moving on from The Hairpin. It's been a pleasure and ridiculously fun to work with her, especially because it's rarely felt like work. And although it's hard (/impossible) to pick such a brief… - What It's Like to Get a Biopsy - I'm Changing My Name, Again - Women Struggling to Drink Water - How to Use the Internet - The Best Time I Occupied Wall Street - And her lovely tribute to David Rakoff (She's also really good at …
It's not worth being a villain because they still have to do tons of paperwork. Also one third of every room you're in hates kitties.
His cunning disguise included a too-short cassock, a black fedora in the place of a skullcap and a sash that was actually a purple scarf.
That sound you hear is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition editors planning next year's cover.
With more than 50% of gay men no longer using condoms consistently, the shame that often prevents candid discussion of bareback sex may prove to be as dangerous as the health risks themselves.
Amateurs shouldn't play with type design. Via today's edition of The Free Press of Mankato, Minnesota.
This game allows you to build everything except a place for Lena Dunham to call home.
Jay Bilas calls college basketball games for a living. But he's also living proof that one human can have truly undeniable swag.
The Hispanic community now cares more about passing immigration reform than fixing the economy, according to data released Tuesday. "A convergence of aspiration and opportunity," says Martinez de Castro.
That means he's Superman, right?
Supporters of the immigration reform movement say the governor's new position on a pathway to citizenship won't last long. "Jeb Bush is rusty," says Sharry.
And here's proof, including rare modeling images from when she was a teenager.
"The chatter is he's up to something," says one Florida operative.
NSFW! What are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West trying to prove with the super sexy (and a little bit awkward) photos inside a French magazine?
Here's a guide of how to nail these looks, because season three is going to be epic.
All right, people, let's do this.
After the Poison singer became the first contestant booted from the all-star edition of Donald Trump's reality business show, he reportedly broke down off camera.
Enough with the baby's breath. Your bouquet deserves baseballs, buttons, and butterflies.
French pole vaulter has a real case of the sacre blues.
Leader of Iowa Republicans says the process that gave us Michele Bachmann may need to go. But don't touch the caucuses.
Do the robot, Christopher. Do it on television.
One smart trip to the butcher makes for easy dinners all month.
In the '60s and '70s, the Andy Warhol superstar spent an inordinate amount of time with his clothes off. And he looked great doing it.
Bizarre funny ads. Creepy funny ads. Disgusting funny ads. Hot men and hot women. But NO David Beckham.
In an age where the supermodel is a thing of the past, Cara Delevingne quickly rose to dominate the internet. She's the one cool, pretty, skinny girl that you're not allowed to hate.
The bondage community does care about safety. And no, most of us don't light one another on fire.
Bananas are good for you and they make everything delicious. Get on board the banana wagon!
Though the reason we're using it? Not so much.
This is an official video from an NBA team. And it's amazing.
Being leader of the free world is not all it's cracked up to be.
Before stepping down, Pope Benedict XIV put together an online scrapbook of photos and Comic Sans captions.
"There are solutions we can agree on, even gun owners like us," Giffords says in ad. "Take it from me, Congress must act. Let's get this done.
"A lot of time I get unpleasant [responses]," the 79-year-old lawmaker says of reactions to his offbeat Twitter musings. Assume Twitter Dead.
Looking back at 10 years ago, to what really mattered to us then.
This is figuratively the worst thing ever.
One of them is a giant diss towards Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (how dare she). The others are about her love life.
None of this ever had to happen. (But what do you bet you owned at least a couple of these shoes.)
Do you know when your belt should match your shoes?
It's here! Things have been rough for Tony Stark since the events of The Avengers.
The humble hardware behind some of the best shots in history. And the best Steadicam shots ever taken.
Both acts have turned down their invitation to the national Boy Scouts Jamboree after pressure from GLAAD to denounce the Boy Scouts' ban on gay scouts and leaders.
And now, the story of a wealthy country that lost everything and the government that had no choice but to keep the nation together. Arrested Development quotes help us understand the sequester.
It borrows heavily from a memorable scene from "Forrest Gump." Bring on the Easter candy!
Rafa Nadal and Juan Martin del Potro made an interesting choice of doubles partners at Madison Square Garden.
The balloon only made it about 10 to 20 feet in the air before high winds crashed it into a fountain. A movie that features a hot air balloon going astray begets a promotional hot air balloon that goes astray.
Nintendo's Super Smash Bros meets IRL kittens.
Everyone knows that Facebook friends of Facebook friends are all 100% vetted and respectable, so Hinge would like to invite you hook up with them. The DC-born dating app will send you pics of 25 friends of friends every day. Any singles that you… Don't believe it? Then watch the above video, where even our editor manages to score a date!
Current TV’s John Fugelsang and Frank Conniff recreate Speaker of the House John Boehner’s March 3, 2013 “Meet the Press” appearance during which NBC’s David Gregory asked the congressman about the sequester.
Oberlin College cancelled classes Monday to address the drastic rise in hate incidents on campus. WARNING: This post contains photos of hate speech.
What does iTunes recommend for stressed out soccer moms? And funerals? And Cee-lo's cat?
The kids look good in ink. Hopefully the Gleeks adjust well.
It's obviously to make Justin Bieber sad and jealous all over again.
The brave little girl and her owner were at a PetSmart training class. So I guess that's a good sign.
And he wasn't fighting crime, but playing a prank with his pal. There are no heroes!
Ideal for presentations, gaming, or just browsing the web like a pretend wizard, Mycestro's a flash drive-sized, Bluetooth-enabled dongle that straps onto your index finger and wirelessly controls your computer by tracking hand motion. Described as a "3D mouse", it moves the cursor by whatever path you trace in the air, while scrolling's as simple as sliding your thumb across its touch-sensitive panel, and "clicking" is accomplished by tapping your index finger and thumb. Even…
Imitation is flattery, or something like that. Or influence? That's the nice word for it.
A naked woman is used to "attract the reader's eye" to Playboy SA's cover decrying rape, a marketing tactic that isn't sitting well with gender equality activists.
BBC Radio 1 interviewer Chris Stark got the chance to interview Mila Kunis and was a nervous wreck. Mila handled it awesomely. It's worth watching the full seven minutes.
The collections were very different, but also had a certain weird ugliness in common.
This is the perkiest version of "Head Like a Hole" you will ever hear.
The student, who does not want to be identified out of fear for his safety, said the football player was threatening to shoot a teammate with the loaded .22 caliber RG-14 revolver. He grappled with the suspect and disarmed him, afterward saying…
A good deed goes viral in North Carolina.
These have all been refuted in one way or another, but they're still pretty badass. Which one's your fave?
Weird day (fuck, weird week) but this totally totally made it. Some genius took Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe and mashed it up with Nine Inch Nails' Head Like a Hole.:
The Newark mayor's State of the City address Tuesday will be a pointed defense of his record. A stable budget, increased development, and reduced crime, says a city official.
"You'd think [because] he served in the Senate, it'd be different. But he evidently doesn't like to interact with members of Congress," the Senator tells BuzzFeed.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's breathing problems have worsened and there is a new 'severe' infection, Associated Press reports.
Jenny Lawson, the blogger behind The Bloggess and author of the memoir “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened,” talks with “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar about her unconventional upbringing.
NEW YORK (MainStreet) — Most die-hard Irish-at-heart know all about the huge celebrations with big parades in places such as New York, Chicago and Boston, but there are plenty of other festivals that celebrate the green each year in some surprising…
Bailey O'Neill Death: Tragedy As Philadelphia Boy, 12, Dies Weeks After Bullying Attack By Classmates
Bailey O'Neill, from the suburbs of Philadelphia, had been in hospital in a medically induced coma for weeks as doctors battled to save his life.
Goosebumps might be his best-known work, but his writing talents go beyond the horror genre.
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin went from The Real World to the WWE — and now he has his first big acting role in The Marine 3: Homefront.
Twitter is sinking the original TweetDeck to make way for its web apps. And why Twitter is done with native.
Weeks after saying a gay teammate wouldn't be welcome in an NFL locker room, the San Francisco cornerback made another step toward amends.
Much like you right after leaving a liquor store, Juhu Beach Club is no longer located in a liquor store (!), having ditched their former SoMa pop-up in favor of a permanent home in the Temescal, complete with a six-seat bar, tables they sanded and… The walls are covered in all kinds of cool stuff, including these pictures of the owner's family from the '60s and '70s, when men were men and women were just about as hairy. The food's from a very-preetty former Top Cheftestant who's doing stuff like this Curryleaf Coriander Shrimp, or slider-ish "Pavs" served with awesomely named proteins like Holy Cow, Chowpatty Chicken, or Sloppy Lil' P, also a nickname you hope your GF never, ever gives you. Spices come from these jars/ Mr. and Mrs. Halliwell. And of course, they've got wine and six beers on tap (Linden, Speakeasy, Drake's...) along with 24oz bottles of Taj Mahal and Cobra, which'll have you GI Joenesing for more.
Carnal Swine isn't just a Cinemax spec script Kermit's been working on, it's also a is delivery service unleashing an avalanche of porcine goodness on Chicago. The owner got started with a street cart, but has traded in the late-night street brawls… The Meat Me Sunday is a meat sundae made with alternating layers of mashed potatoes, pulled pork, baked beans, and cole slaw. In place of hot fudge there’s chipotle BBQ sauce, and the cherry on top is of the tomato variety. Pulled pork can be had three ways (calm down Kermit): braised, smoked, or in a signature Dr. Pepper-marinated chipotle recipe, as featured in this Biggie Piggie, an Italian loaf also packed with pickle, red onion, pineapple, and homemade sweet relish. In his food cart days, the owner caught heat for being a white boy vending tacos, hence these proudly named Gringo Carnitas. This honey-glazed bun actually contains a veggie option, consisting of a mix of jackfruit, garlic, and spices, that serves as a pork substitute, but don't expect Kermit to cast it in Carnal Swine II: Passion of the Pork.
Obama DHS Purchases 2,700 Light-Armored Tanks To Go With Their 1.6 Billion Bullet Stockpile // Current TV
The Department of Homeland Security (through the U.S. Army Forces Command) recently retrofitted 2,717 of these ‘Mine Resistant Protected’ vehicles for
If you’ve been tracking my astounding rise through the ranks of the literary intelligentsia, you may remember an article I wrote last year about retiring the term "friend zone" from our lexicon. I’m sure some of you are already feeling a little…
Because we are all Hannah Horvath, whether or not we're willing to admit it.
The FBI released more than 100 pages of documents related to Whitney Houston, including letters from crazed fans and a "friend" attempting to extort money in exchange for privacy.