March 13, 2013
You the man now, Jorel.
The beloved service will go offline in July. "While the product has a loyal following, over the years usage has declined," says Google.
All over the world, Catholics cheer, cry, pray, and wail after the announcement of the new pope on Wednesday night.
Also: A Bill & Ted movie update!
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Until a reporter tells him.
This 1997 music video was epically bad, even by Puff Daddy standards.
Fears that the group will back a grand bargain and spark a dark money “arms race.”
Best vacation ever. A mix between a video game and a Harry Potter wish-fulfillment center, MagiQuest is the perfect getaway for even the most casual nerd.
Look at this little cutie pie!
How about some pink smoke, Francis I?
Kim Kardashian got a vampire facial and OF COURSE she instagram'd it and filmed it for her show. Warning: You will NOT BE ABLE to unsee the following picture. I audibly gasped the first time I saw it.
This scientific quiz is the only way to be sure. Just in time for CPAC!
It is blowing my MIND how much he looks like him.
Is Matt Damon's mild-mannered best friend actually a covert government operative?
Make more pies! The world will love you for it.
The crowdsourced Veronica Mars movie is looking like a sure thing, but there are so many contenders more deserving of the big-screen treatment.
And you're missing out on everything that doesn't fit into a square.
From the shallows to the deep in 15 GIFs and marine facts.
Then-Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio bungled the fight against Argentina's "Equal Marriage Law" in 2010. "Let's not be naive," he wrote of same-sex marriage. "This is not a simple political fight; it is a destructive proposal to God's plan."
Prepare to be hypnotized by these GIFs.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
The Catholic formerly known as Jorge Bergoglio.
Maybe they'll see a big bump in Catholic support? Or DIVINE support?
It's basically the G-rated version of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" video. Cat ears, pool jumping, hipster glasses, and the girl that no one liked in Gossip Girl.
Ooh! Look at that one!
Finally, an answer to this incredibly important question!
This isn't like a Noxzema commercial — it's better. These pics are a dream come true.
The Quin twins are total heartthrobs.
In 1995, he was the hottest ghost boy I'd ever seen.
Anti-Muslim ads, including one reading "killing Jews is worship," spark controversy. Despite public outcry, city officials say the ads will stay up.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the coolest kids ever! Girls Love Superheroes is the best tumblr.
And pussy. Amy Poehler and Adam Scott are there too! [NSFW-ish]
If you were looking for drawers OF porn, you came to the wrong place. Your dream drawer awaits.
The conspiracy theories have begun.
You smell that? It smells like cigarettes and Oscar gold!
March 14 is here! Get ready to eat pie until you can't even comprehend what an irrational number is.
This is uncomfortable.
25,000 retweets in the first 10 minutes. It roughly translates as "We Have Pope Francis."
Spring cleaning doesn't have to be the bane of your existence this year. And you'll feel like such a boss once it's actually done.
You are Sam Weir. I am Sam Weir. We all are Sam Weir.
There is some totally weird and random stuff in here. Turns out, people will shell out for '80s/'90s corporate Apple memorabilia.
A picture is worth a thousand-word term paper.
Remember when Ginger Spice was on the cover?
Catholic women put on a demonstration during the conclave.
The Nickelodeon show that tried to answer the meaning of your childhood.
#1 Funny American DVD actors tronslated poorly.Much fun. Let's go see quickly! Storring Ahnold Shartzneger and USA Actor #1.
When you first watched The O.C., you probably felt bad for Jimmy Cooper and thought his wife Julie was the evil one. Don't feel bad for Jimmy Cooper! He was THE WORST.
When Scotty became Pope. You know, in Eurotrip.
We're in that football void between national college signing day and the NFL draft. How many of those high school stars will turn their potential into a pro career?
Yes, the white smoke is definitely from hamburgers.
Rep. Carter emerges from their presidential lunch confident Obama may move forward with the pipeline. The White House rejects the claim: "He did not indicate either way."
Terry Francona ended the curse of the Bambino in Boston. Now he's dancing like this in Cleveland.
Insiders wonder if Condé Nast promoted the Vogue editor in order to prevent her from leaving the company for another opportunity.
Anointed pope of our hearts.
ABC is doing poorly again this season.
A brave Australian boy's heartwarming video to a fellow kidney transplant patient. In other news: the Buzzfeed office is out of tissues.
After just four hours, the film reboot of the cult show is the biggest video project in the site's history. And it's on track to break first-day records across all project.
White smoke! Say hello to Pope Francis.
As many as eight events in support of the Newark mayor's Senate race are slated for March and April. Katzenberg and Weintraub in Los Angeles.
When Brittany Jones' boyfriend came back from a two-year church mission, she decided to surprise him in the cutest way.
He calls himself a "class clown," but I'm pretty sure everyone else thought he was the Resident Cool Guy.
For three years of training they're not allowed to go home, drive or use public transportation. The term "jack of all trades" came from them.
Mostly though, he's promoting a gambling website.
What a great guy!
This was the original Beverly Hills, 90210, but way, way more ridiculous.
WARNING: This post is not for religious people!
The Super Bowl champs ditch one of their best players, and for what? For a little bit of money.
When Aunt Viv turned 40 on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, she didn't just dance; she inspired my queer little 6-year-old self to dance too.
From no-heat waves to sticky bobby pins, these easy hair hacks will banish subpar styles from your life.
The country's unhappiest states are all in one cluster in the South and Midwest.
In which I review this 1985 feature and try not to lose it. Oh, and SPOILERS AHEAD.
In all fairness not all dads are news anchors that happen to be interviewing Ryan Gosling, but still.
Wow. U-S-A. U-S-A.
Telling, I think, that much of the early response to this is negative. Netflix, free of automatic sharing tools, has became a private â€”Â and even shamefulÂ â€”Â service in our minds.
Before they hit the Louvre, they were just like us. Okay, except they painted brilliant works of art.
America: where we've devoured all the birds in the sky, and the biggest treat you can have is coffee made out of snow.
It is also owned by a pug.
Page Six reports that the pair has split due to Miley's partying ways... but maybe Liam was just bored? (Or he could just have a bored face. Either way, here's the evidence!)
His name is Bernard Hopkins and he's adorable.
But their top reason for hitting was, "They hit me first."
"The only group that really has it made are the white, straight, upper-class men," said Sklar, a Sheryl Sandberg champion.
Oh my god, they're using tiny gas masks. Don't worry, neither of the puppies were injured!
Your favorite gossip blogs, tech news outlets, and online shopping sites haven't always been there. At one point in time, they all just belonged to crappy bands from California.
How to talk about the papal conclave in a way that won't annoy Catholics.
Is it April 7th yet?
Not once, but twice! I did not even know these two were friends let alone dinner buddies. Oh yeah and James Carville was there too.
Jennifer Carroll once represented a veterans group now suspected of selling illegal gambling software.
Brook Lopez is already the better basketball-playing Lopez, and he had to rub it in by jamming all over twin bro Robin.
FYI: Drinking all day counts as a reason.
She likes her "kisses down low," if you catch her drift.
He loved deviled eggs and loathed Martha Stewart. A sweet, funny send-off to "ladies' man, foodie, natty dresser" Harry Weathersby Stamps — you'll want to read the whole thing.
Ends up, the strategies for asking people to buy your product and asking people for money are basically the same. But homeless people are much better at it, believe me.
"This is for all of the gentlemen of a certain age," he said after crossing the finish line in Nome, Alaska. Seavey wins $50,400 and a new 2013 Dodge Ram pickup truck for winning the 1,000-mile race in nine days, 7 hours and 39 minutes.
For their show Franklin & Bash. Did I mention they're shirtless?
Two industries, the same tactic: money to minority groups and politicians. Local politics at its grimmest.
I totally have something in my eye, brb.
And by "greatest" I clearly mean "worst."
After 2012, Democrats are now arguing tax increases can win them votes. "Reaganomics is effectively dead. We're dealing with Obamanomics now," says Stanford.
The soundtrack to his announcement video sounds an awful lot like "Halo."