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March 15, 2013

12 Burning Questions About The "Scary Movie V" Poster

"Why are they still making these?" is a given.

Fiery Plane Crash In Florida Parking Lot

A Fort Lauderdale Executive Airport spokesman says the plane began experiencing problems shortly after takeoff and was trying to return when it hit a warehouse at 53rd Street and North Powerline Road.

10 Ordinary Things That Will Always Conjure 'Seinfeld' Lead The Evening Links

Plus a capybara who adopted puppies, the guy who wants to replace food, and the most intense recruiting letter in the world.

A Late Fax Cost This Denver Bronco $8 Million And His Job

The agent for Denver's star defensive end missed a key deadline and now Elvis has left the building.

A French Bulldog Wearing A Blonde Wig And Bunny Ears

And 19 more in this week's Instagranimals roundup!

Amanda Bynes Thinks Drake Is Hot

Plus eight other tweets you missed today.

The 14 Most Effed-Up Moments In "Spring Breakers"

Harmony Korine's sexy thriller is 90 minutes of moral depravity. Spoilers within — not that knowing plot details will make you enjoy Spring Breakers any less.

The 19 Most Ridiculous Things Said On MTV's "Rich Girls"

Oh, the gems that Ally Hilfiger and her BFF Jamie gave us in 2003.

Emma Watson Might Be Playing Anastasia In The "50 Shades Of Grey" Movie

That and more in today's CelebFeed gossip roundup.

White House Withholding Judgement On Damning UN Report On Drones Strikes In Pakistan

Report finds the U.S. has violated Pakistan's sovereignty with drone strikes.

The 29 Essential Drizzy Drake Dance Moves

You can master his moves in no time...mostly because he really only has five of them.

23 Awesome Pieces Of Hip-Hop Embroidery

You can thank artist Davey Gravy for these hip hop and cross-stitching mashups you never knew you needed.

No One Wants To Read About Taylor Swift

Don't want your magazine to sell? Put Taylor on the cover.

Is A “Digital Spring” For Visual Effects Artists At Hand?

Calls for unionization at an international meeting held symbolically on Pi Day.

Get Motivated

The single most important factor for fitness lies is willpower. But if you don't have it, you can get better at it.

Dress Your Best

It's all about choosing something you're comfortable in but that will also get her attention.

Even "Star Wars" Is Getting In On March Madness

Behold the awesome power of this fully functional bracket. Choose a side and get ready to vote beginning March 18th.

18 Moments When Peggy Olson Was A Total Badass

Move over, Don Draper, because this lady is way ballsier than you'll ever be.

16 Famous Quotes That Perfectly Capture Los Angeles

Whether you love or hate this city, these quotes are all pretty accurate.

26 People Who Came Face-To-Face With Their Doppelgänger

Ahhhh, which one is the clone?! Everyone has a twin somewhere out there — when will you meet yours?

An Operating Room Nurse Confirms That Yes, Many Surgeons Are Assholes

"Once I had a surgeon throw a suture needle at me because I set it up for a righty, and it turned out he was a lefty."

13 One-On-One Battles Between Kobe Bryant And Michael Jordan

The Black Mamba was no pushover in the early years, but learning from the best takes time.

Is There A Black Guy In This Band?

This might be harder than you think.

Fruitball Challenge

Your move CollegeHumor...

15 Seattle Superfan Tattoos Ranked By Insanity Level

The Emerald City's biggest supporter has some seriously amazing ink.

Peter Lauria Joins BuzzFeed As Business Editor

Veteran Reporter To Launch Business Coverage For The Social Web

Should We Be Playing Video Games In The Classroom?

The Sunday Times wonders if learning experiences that prioritize fun teach kids about the real world: "Do we want children to “barely notice” when they develop valuable skills? Not to learn that hard work plays a role in that acquisition? It’s important to realize early on that mastery often requires persevering through tedious, repetitive tasks and hard-to-grasp subject matter."

6 Things You Didn't Know About McDonald’s Shamrock Shake

Bring back the Shamrock Sundae! On second thought, don't.

R.A. Dickey's Pickoff Move Is R.A. Filthy

Poor Alejandro De Aza is still about thirty feet from the bag.

1996 Documentary About 13-Year-Old Riot Girls Who Didn't Shower

It's appropriately titled, "Dirty Girls."

Beastie Boys And Questlove Just Taught The Best College Course Ever

Ad-Rock and Mike D made a guest appearance on the last day of Questlove's "Classic Albums" course at NYU. So awesome.

The Fruitball Challenge

The Champs are here.

LGBT Education Group Denied Spot In Cincinnati St. Patrick's Day Parade

Out gay councilman Chris Seelbach and others withdrew from the Cincinnati Parade when members of GLSEN were excluded. "We are horrified by the message this sends to LGBT youth, who suffer constant bullying and discrimination, that they are not welcome in Cincinnati," a GLSEN official says.

Are These The 32 Best College Campus Foods In America?

The editors at the Food Network think so.

Why Is Batman Aiming A Gun At [Spoiler]?!

Bruce Wayne doesn't use guns! What is going on?

Obama Makes A Sequester Joke

The president implied the mandatory federal spending cuts taking place would cause the audience to not have chairs.

American Children Finally Deemed Smart Enough To Eat Kinder Eggs

The European candy with a toy in it is finally coming to America, sort of.

Maryland House Of Delegates Votes To Repeal Death Penalty

Maryland would be the 18th state to repeal capital punishment.

Selfies Of iPad Thief Delight Original Owner And Rest Of Internet

The owner of a missing iPad has been posting amazing selfies of the tablet's new owner.

Fox News Ponders FLOTUS Becoming VPOTUS Which Would Make Obama SGOTUS

Warning: This segment might make you dizzy.

Cat Has A Surrogate Best Friend Who Looks Just Like Hobbes

Not sure if this is the cutest or the saddest thing in the whole world. Maybe both.

25 Forgotten Walt Disney Read-Along Book And Records

Sure you had Sleeping Beauty and Peter Pan, but Disney published some other titles you may have forgotten about.

6 Issues Of The "All About Star Trek Fan Clubs" Magazine Every Trekkie Should Read

This awkwardly named fanzine of the '70s was short-lived, but featured amazing illustrations and articles.

What Does A Woman Need With A Smartphone?

The launch event for the Samsung Galaxy S IV saw women celebrating the phone's capacity to track their weight, shopping, and wedding planning. Here's what other phone companies think their female customers might use those cute pink box things for.

Ryan Gosling Makes Everyone 10X Hotter

It's amazing what a dash of Gosling can do for you.

NFL Starter Works At A Convenience Store During The Offseason

Brian Hartline just signed a $30 million contract with the Miami Dolphins. He calls owning convenience stores "a dream."

What We Really Lost With Google Reader

The head architect for Google+ asks his followers, "what are the aspects of the way Reader works that made it so useful for you?" He then adds, "This is not a thread to simply complain." The answers — and there are many — are actually pretty great.

John Fugelsang: Liberals, Don’t Tread On CPAC

First, stop comparing this gathering to the “Star Wars” cantina scene. It’s nothing like the cantina bar. The “Star Wars” cantina bar may have been a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but it did have diversity. Lots of it. And CPAC don’t.

The "Crazy" Things Wayne LaPierre Said At CPAC 2013

Surprisingly, CPAC did not play Patsy Cline as LaPierre exited the stage.

Jay Carney Condescends Fox Host: "If You Did A Little Reporting..."

The White House press secretary was talking to Fox host Jenna Lee about the White House Easter egg roll and the sequester.

The Truest Facts About Morgan Freeman

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11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk

These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.

Epic Travel Hacks For The Serious Globetrotter

Not to say you've been doing it wrong all these years. But you've been doing it wrong.

10 Places You'd Rather Be Right Now

That's right. There's exactly 10.

What Do You Love About Being Queer?

It started with one simple question that gave rise to a tumblr, a film, and now a book.

You're Currently A Billionaire (When It Comes To Germs)

It's, like, the grossest thing to have a billion of.

Animals March Madness, Round One: Alpacas Vs. Raccoons

The final battle of round one! See the bracket here and vote at the bottom of this post!

Where Did You Miss Your Love Connection?

It was probably Wal-Mart.

True Facts About Fruit Bats

Fair Warning: This thing is creepy.

The Most Mind-Blowing Of Mind-Blowing Facts

Oh snap, did you just poop your pants?

Are There Special Rules For Dude Selfies?

No. But that doesn't mean you should take them! Also: How soon is too soon for Gchat? And when to discipline your dumb Facebook friends.

29 Reasons You Might Actually Be Squidward

Do you hate work and life and everyone and everything around you? You just found a friend.

There May Be New "Functional Cure" For HIV

A breakthrough in early treatment.

This Week On "Parks And Rec": Dong Swanson

And 16 other delightfully weird revelations about Pawnee. Like Jason Schwartzman in the role he was born to play.

The Year's Greatest (And, OK, Only) "Mad Men" March Madness Supercut

Even Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce has an office pool! Can't wait to see which 12-seed Don likes this year.

Sources: Duggar Son May Join Family Research Council

Josh Duggar reportedly will be appointed to a senior executive position at FRC. "No decision has been made," Duffy says.

Working Dads Have Regrets Too

As my career takes me farther away from my son, how come no one asks me how I balance work and family?

John Fugelsang: When Right-wingers Rewrite History

Now don’t get me wrong. History will “be kind” is a better choice of words than history will “vindicate,” “validate” or “redeem” him. But big brother George has always depended on the kindness of strangers to history.

Toby Hayden Spared Jail For Beating Loretta Butterworth After His Card Was Declined At Cash Machine

Toby Hayden, 27, flew into a rage in Chippenham, Wiltshire, after being told he had insufficient funds and repeatedly battered Loretta Butterworth, 22, in the face.

Meet The Pope's Cute-As-A-Button Childhood Sweetheart

"He told me, if we don't get married, I'll become a priest."

HLN Recreates Jodi Arias' 62 Second Murder Scene

We've reached peak Arias, people.

This Was One Of The Worst Strike Calls In Baseball History

Angel Hernandez might be ruled legally blind today.

33 Things That Are Much Easier When You're A Ninja

It is the only way you will survive.

6 Life-Changing Beds For Your Tiny Space

They magically transform from a bookshelf or desk into a bed. Save space and impress your friends.

Marilyn Manson Was At The "Spring Breakers" Premiere

Looking weird, per usual. But everyone else looked nice!

Is This The Most Erotic Baseball Photo Ever Taken?

Shortstop Hot Tub Time Machine. (They're not actually in a hot tub, but they may as well be.)

The Five Steps In A Perfect Nose-Pick

This is some innovative — no, REVOLUTIONARY — nose-picking.

Check Out This Epically Literal Spider-Man Beard

THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE! Oh it's just Chad Roberts, El Capitan and Minister of Information of the RVA Beard League.

8 Delicious Beers To Drink On St. Patrick's Day

Guinness is good, but there's a universe of other stouts out there. Try something new!

What's The Most Unfortunate Name Of Anyone You've Ever Met?

Let's play the unfortunate name game. Add yours below!

Knowing A Gay Person More Than Doubles Support For Marriage Equality

Rob Portman's not alone — people with gay friends or family members are much more likely to support allowing them to marry.

How Manufactured Smells Are Making People Shop Longer And Kill Better

Scent marketers play with people's noses and minds in stores, hotels, and military simulations. All thanks to a former Disney Imagineer.

A "Lena Denim" Dress Is Now For Sale

This is either the best or the worst "Girls" pun of all time come to life.

31 Bar & Coffee Shop Sidewalk Signs That Are Actually Funny

Meet me at all of these places for happy hour tonight.

Poop Artist Makes His Poop Weird Colors [NSFW]

Gabriel Morais ate nothing but one colored food for 36 hours and then photographed his poop. Because, art. [Warning: tasteful photos of poop]

The Best Mobile Game Of The Year Is A Romp About Slaughtering Sea Life

With apologies to PETA, please, please play Ridiculous Fishing.

Weatherman Wishes Hugh Janus A Happy Birthday

This is great. A+ news blooper right here.

Matzoh House Is The New Gingerbread House

Behold the architectural feats of unleavened bread.

Mitt Romney Does Not Want To Be A Conservative Superstar

Friends of the failed candidate say he has come to an annual gathering of conservatives not in pursuit of celebrity, but to make amends. "It's up to us to make sure that we learn from our mistakes — and my mistakes," he told the crowd Friday.

Indicted Reuters Editor Was Infamous LiveJournal Troll

Almost a decade ago, Matthew Keys, who was indicted by the Department of Justice for allegedly aiding Anonymous, went by the username Madrigalskylark and was one of the most infamous LiveJournal users on the social network.

Donald Trump Gets Better Reception From Media Than From Conservatives

The Donald is fawned over by partisan bloggers and headline-hungry reporters at CPAC. The actual attendees were not as excited.

9 Amazing Infographics For Guitar Freaks

From beginners to seasoned pros, there's an infographic for every guitar level of skill – including air guitar. Even if you don't play, they're still cool to look at.

Dad Writes Heartwarming Letter To Son Struggling To Come Out

If this doesn't melt your heart, what will?

Topshop Says No To Fur

Even though it was one of fall's biggest runway trends.

U.S. Commander Warns Karzai Remarks Put Troops At Risk

Afghan President Hamid Karzai has also clashed with the U.S. military over repeated delays to the scheduled handover of Afghan detainees, New York Times reports.

Six People Killed In A Bar Shooting In Cancun, Mexico

In Mexico more than 70,000 people have died because of drug-related violence since 2007.

Letter To Justin Bieber: Don't Pull A Lindsay Lohan

You may not want to hear our opinions or advice, Justin, but we're just going to dish it out anyway!

Has Obama Charmed Congress? Not Yet

Bread has been broken. But what about gridlock?

Bill Clinton Crashed Louisville's Locker Room Celebration

When you're a former U.S. president, you get to do stuff like this.

When Everyday Sound Becomes Torture

The most hellish thing about hyperacusis is that it renders the slightest mundane sound so unbearably loud that suicide seems like the only relief. The second most is convincing people that this condition is real.

Two Schools Of Foreign Policy Compete At Conservative Conference

Back to Benghazi? Or: "Too many American wars?

10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Words are funny. Graded A to F.

"Good Wife" Reruns Head Straight To Amazon

Catering to binge-watchers, CBS has sold rerun rights to Amazon Prime and Hulu first.

The 7 Other Ways TV Series Continue After Cancellation

Because Kickstarter isn't always an option.

The U.S.-Japan "World Series" Needs To Happen Now

Putting the United States and Japan's best ballplayers in a yearly head-to-head battle for bragging rights? Yes, please.

Kate Moss Reading '50 Shades Of Grey' Leads The Evening Links

Plus bad news for aspiring astronauts, a major Chicken McNugget milestone, and the Pope's first day.

Top 50: Irish Sayings & Proverbs

The best of Irish wit and wisdom.

Where To Sit?

Alex Cornell has constructed a handy infographic to help you decide where to sit at a restaurant or dinner party table. 7 Person

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