March 29, 2013
Plus the oddly cute sound spaceships make when they dock, Game of Thrones house sigils for websites, and puppies just because.
Here comes Peter Rotten-tail...
The most effective defensive strategy in the NBA.
If I were a zombie, I'd save him for last, because he'd be the tastiest. Nom nom nom.
The rise of the Lannisters, a decline in direwolves, and more — BuzzFeed analyzed the scripts from the first two seasons for indications of things to come.
Who will play in the championship? Let your heart decide.
The games may not have counted, but these plays did...IN OUR HEARTS.
That and 10 other tweets you missed today on celeb twitter.
In honor of actor Richard Griffiths, who passed away at 65.
This 1999 invention never took off, but the idea was pretty cool.
The social network's newest feature could create a rival to Reddit's AMA giant
He has a wacky rep, but he's about to become your positivity guru. Even if you can't get into his music, he can still make you smile.
That is all.
Via UPS commercial.
You voted — here are the results. For some reason, you were all really harsh on the ladies of Mad Men this week!
This version of the theme song is definitely more epic than the original. Bwaah bwaah bwahbwah bwaaah bwaaah bwah bwah bwaaaah.
From the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Fat Albert, there have been some pretty forgettable Easter Specials.
Easter isn't the only day bunnies conduct business.
Everything is better now.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Transgender residents of Arizona aren't protected from job or housing discrimination, can't get divorced, and may not be allowed to use the bathroom of their identified gender. Arizona's laws and policies are a reminder of the problems trans people can face nationwide.
Being an ‘80s kid meant only one thing, getting a Care Bear for Easter.
Fans on both sides of the issue of marriage equality are flooding the comments of B's recent photos.
Tony Romo is getting the second-most guaranteed money in NFL history. And McNabb is not impressed.
They weren't here to make friends ... but they did.
Perennial powers on the one hand, bloodthirsty underdogs on the other. Let's go.
The Super Sad True Love Story author talks about getting Google Glass, dealing with inevitable machinehood and the "endless experiments" of getting older.
It's the only thing that can explain her being on the cover of a 1934 issue ofCosmopolitan.
Did you do better?
YES. Embrace your tyranny. Also: Who asks whom on a first Gchat date? And Facebook chatting old crushes.
Your life would be so much better as a cave-dweller.
In 1981, he appeared on Circus of the Stars and Bruce Lee-d the crap out of everything.
Oh do we ever have answers.
Meet Pride. He's like the Franco of cat Hollywood.
Or like really good prog rock lyrics. All indie tweets courtesy of this English-translation of North Korea's Twitter feed @uriminzok_engl.
Because if you spend too much time finding/opening/chilling your alcohol, you won't have as much time to drink it.
2.7 million people showed their support by switching profile pictures. But what does it all mean?
This one goes out to the stuffy-nosed, dry-eyed, and phlegmy heroes who have to deal with the Earth's constant need to change seasons even though it's clearly a direct assault on their bodies and no one is doing anything to stop it!
I mean, a BREAD BOWL? A BOWL MADE OF BREAD? Whoa.
Did it seem like Facebook was extra red this week? Facebook’s Data Science Team posted a note highlighting the activity on Facebook around this week’s debate on the future of same-sex marriage in the United States.
The Grammy Award-winning jazz bassist and singer released the video for "I Can't Help It" last July. In addition to being a beautiful video about a beautiful song, it is also wonderfully queer. How did we miss this?!
This bar scene with Channing Tatum, D.J. Cotrona, and The Rock was cut from the film, which is a terrible, terrible shame.
Westeros is full of potty-mouths. NSFW language, obviously.
To me, you are perfect. Almost.
Sheep + watering cans + a trippy Jesus = music video gold.
HE'S GOT NUNCHUCKS!
This is going to get you so pumped for the season three finale.
This is the Tumblr for anyone harboring awkward feelings toward velociraptors. You are not alone.
Nintendo got with the 90's rude 'tude.
After nearly all of her concerts were canceled due to an anti-gay slur she made earlier this month, folk singer Michelle Shocked held a very bizarre sit-in in Santa Cruz, California.
They put out a record in 1980 called Love.
"We're not really on TV are we?" ! Actually yes, YOU ARE.
"After marriage passed in the Netherlands, the movement more or less collapsed," said the lawmaker who sponsored the Dutch marriage equality bill. Could that happen in the United States?
Grumpy Cat beat out Maru, Lil Bub, and Garfield, according to Google Trends.
A huge landslide in Washington state sent trees, yards and homes into the sea.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Democratic Congressman Deletes Tweet, Apologizes For Comparing NCAA Tournament To The "Trail Of Tears"
Iowa Rep. Bruce Braley drew the ire of Twitter last night when he compared Ohio State's last-minute wins in the NCAA tournament to the "trail of tears" — a term used to refer to the forced removal of Native Americans by the United States government in the early 19th century resulting in tens of thousands of deaths. Braley later deleted his tweet and apologized to "anyone who was offended."
None of us had any idea.
These two beautiful Mad Men actresses had very different experiences in high school.
Nervous about competing in an Easter Egg Hunt this Sunday? Don't worry! Rambo's got you covered.
Love him or hate him, 'Ye was a really cute kid.
Introducing the Rootability Curve.
Happy Good Friday! One ad is NSFW.
A trade embargo between the U.S. and North Korea doesn't stop Kim from being a Mac guy. Did he get it from China?
Is it even a goatee? More like a chintee, it's like a little chin yarmulke.
3 items. 1 Cashier to terrify. Go.
According to the Internet.
No. No, of course it's not possible. Are you crazy?
After calling in to a local radio station, two gay teens who attend McQuaid Jesuit High School are being welcomed to attend their Junior Ball as a couple.
As evidenced by Kylie Gillies at the Prix de Marie Claire Awards. Just because Angelina Jolie can rock a look, that doesnt mean everyone can.
Welcome to the gym. Population: not you.
From March. These aren't all necessarily terrible ads, just stupid.
If you ever screw up, call Chuck.
Cringeworthy but awesome.
And they need to do it as soon as possible. Sorry, Bradley.
What's even weirder is that it was actually a publicity stunt to advertise a live crucifixion.
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton is particular about her men.
JUST DON'T DO IT.
A community of reviewers that's many times as active as Amazon's.
Guess this means he's single again.
Usually not eating meat is not so hard, and there are lots of good substitutes. But we BuzzFeed vegetarians all have that ONE thing we just really, really miss. Warning, NSFWW (Not Safe For Weak Wills).
This is exactly what it sounds like.
"I mean, she's smart. People don't realize it."
It's blowing my mind that these two hang out, it's like a Real Housewives combustion!
"Fuck you, you'll take what we give you."
And you need to watch this clip right now.
Honoring the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Looks pretty painful.
All this month in Los Angeles, the street "fartist" has been putting up his bad-pun art to promote an upcoming show.
Thanks for ruining all this, internet.
It's OK, you can admit it. You're allowed to be proud.
Thousands of North Koreans turned out for a rally at Kim Il Sung Square in Pyongyang in support of leader Kim Jong Un’s call to arms.
The last great mystery of Obama’s marriage shift.
It doesn't take too much to be the funniest guy in the major leagues. Fortunately, the Arizona Diamondbacks' pitcher, fresh off a little brain surgery, doesn't feel like doing too much right now anyway.
Apparently the TNM's end game involves Texas transforming into an island and floating around in the Gulf of Mexico. Don't forget to send postcards, guys!
Good Morning America asked BuzzFeed to come up with something larger-than-life made of Peeps. So we decided to recreate Van Gogh's Starry Night. Pretty easy, right?
In an interview with a local radio station on Thursday, longtime Alaska Congressman Don Young used the racial slur "wetback" while discussing the economy.
"A COLD-BLOODED THREE." Indeed, Kevin Harlan.
I can't stop thinking about how much I hate this movie.
Recess should be mandatory for grown-ups. Just saying.
Holy crap, why can't music still be this awesome?
Well, that was awkward.