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    30 Brilliant Ways To Hack Your Booze

    Because if you spend too much time finding/opening/chilling your alcohol, you won't have as much time to drink it.

    1. Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.

    2. Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.

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    Just cut the plastic bottle in half, fill with ice water and garnishes, and put in the liquor bottle.

    3. Or in salted ice.

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    This'll get your beverage cold in a hurry.

    4. Or with frozen grapes.

    5. Or nature.

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    8. Or a boat.

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    Who doesn't have a spare boat filled with ice, is my question.

    9. Freeze your leftover* wine to use in sauces.

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    *HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

    10. Keep your beers neatly stacked in the fridge with a binder clip.

    11. Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.

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    AKA the most well-named product ever. Buy them here.

    12. Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.

    13. And a door.

    14. Another beer.

    15. With a sword.

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    No, srsly. Anderson Cooper not included.

    16. A stapler.

    17. A cell phone.

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    You have to buy this case first.

    18. The handles of a can opener.

    19. Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?

    20. Know how much you're drinking.

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    According to Solo, this isn't actually true, but hey, ballpark awareness is better than none.

    21. Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.

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    Perfect for the littlest dinner party!

    22. Create your own R2-Booze2.

    23. Use a rake to cheaply and easily store wine glasses.

    24. If you don't feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.

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    Directions here.

    25. Or vodka-soaked oranges.

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    Directions here.

    26. A boozy sundae:

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    Directions here.

    27. Drunken gummy bears:

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    Directions here.

    28. One of many booze cakes:

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    Get the book here.

    29. Or, for the more literally-minded:

    30. And most importantly: Ensure you'll never spill your beer again.

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