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    30 Brilliant Ways To Hack Your Booze

    Because if you spend too much time finding/opening/chilling your alcohol, you won't have as much time to drink it.

    1. Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.

    2. Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.

    3. Or in salted ice.

    4. Or with frozen grapes.

    5. Or nature.



    8. Or a boat.

    9. Freeze your leftover* wine to use in sauces.

    10. Keep your beers neatly stacked in the fridge with a binder clip.

    11. Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.

    12. Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.

    13. And a door.

    14. Another beer.

    15. With a sword.

    16. A stapler.

    17. A cell phone.

    18. The handles of a can opener.

    19. Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?

    20. Know how much you're drinking.

    21. Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.

    22. Create your own R2-Booze2.

    23. Use a rake to cheaply and easily store wine glasses.

    24. If you don't feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.

    25. Or vodka-soaked oranges.

    26. A boozy sundae:

    27. Drunken gummy bears:

    28. One of many booze cakes:

    29. Or, for the more literally-minded:

    30. And most importantly: Ensure you'll never spill your beer again.