Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.
Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.
Or with frozen grapes.
Freeze your leftover* wine to use in sauces.
Keep your beers neatly stacked in the fridge with a binder clip.
Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.
Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.
The handles of a can opener.
Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?
Know how much you're drinking.
Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.
Create your own R2-Booze2.
Use a rake to cheaply and easily store wine glasses.
If you don't feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.
Or vodka-soaked oranges.
One of many booze cakes:
Or, for the more literally-minded:
And most importantly: Ensure you'll never spill your beer again.