1. Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.
2. Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.
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Just cut the plastic bottle in half, fill with ice water and garnishes, and put in the liquor bottle.
3. Or in salted ice.
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This'll get your beverage cold in a hurry.
4. Or with frozen grapes.
5. Or nature.
8. Or a boat.
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Who doesn't have a spare boat filled with ice, is my question.
9. Freeze your leftover* wine to use in sauces.
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*HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
10. Keep your beers neatly stacked in the fridge with a binder clip.
11. Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.
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AKA the most well-named product ever. Buy them here.
12. Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.
13. And a door.
14. Another beer.
15. With a sword.
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No, srsly. Anderson Cooper not included.
16. A stapler.
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Here's how.
17. A cell phone.
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You have to buy this case first.
18. The handles of a can opener.
19. Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?
20. Know how much you're drinking.
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According to Solo, this isn't actually true, but hey, ballpark awareness is better than none.
21. Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.
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Perfect for the littlest dinner party!
22. Create your own R2-Booze2.
23. Use a rake to cheaply and easily store wine glasses.
24. If you don't feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.
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Directions here.
26. A boozy sundae:
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Directions here.
27. Drunken gummy bears:
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Directions here.
28. One of many booze cakes:
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Get the book here.
29. Or, for the more literally-minded:
30. And most importantly: Ensure you'll never spill your beer again.
