March 27, 2013
WARNING: This is harder than you'd think.
A radio DJ in Florida just got a tattoo that may not have the longest shelf life.
Phil is the Zen Master. He is not the English master.
Plus the video game dilemmas of 1990, Riff Raff on James Franco, and an NSFW rock.
Back when N Sync's No Strings Attached came out, top albums sold twice as many copies in their first week as they do now.
Here's what you missed in the celeb twitterverse today.
From meatball to emo ball of hopeless despair. It looks pretty good on her?
An NFL star may be infringing on the photographer's trademarked pedo-glasses and thumbs up pose.
One surprise of this year's tournament has been a bunch of goofy white dudes who can get up and throw it down.
House Democrats reach 10 million views of pro-equality image.
These were the toys that won the hearts of '80s girls (and some boys) everywhere.
Also, Karolina explains how it felt to be called an "idiot" to her face by Naomi Campbell.
"It's not seen in a weird light like I think most online dating is," one BYU student said.
Judd decides against taking on McConnell.
Everyone stop doing stuff, this is the best meme.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Broadway Backwards brings together Broadway stars to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS and The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center. This year the show raised more than $347,000. WERK!
Patrick Higgins, a Swansea, Massachusetts, resident who is described by local news as a "chronic litigant," is demanding the removal of a cat named Penny beloved by the town who lives in the library, saying it violates federal disabilities law.
According to his lawyers.
Recent retiree Dan Burton returns to Bahrain. John Bolton and others joining as well.
Have you ever seen a COOLER DOG?! I'm buggin over this cool dog right now.
Seven-year-old Arianna couldn't eat her "broken" hamburger because the waitress cut it in half and Arianna can't eat cut-in-half hamburgers. Luckily, the staff of a local Utah Chili's knew what to do.
They've got plenty of reasons for it, too.
"Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?"
At gaming's most prestigious conference, everyone thinks they have the key to game narrative. The only thing they can agree on: "We suck."
“Bottom line, we’re very close. I’d say we’re 90 percent there. We have a few little problems," Sen. Schumer says.
And always has been.
The iPhone's funniest feature owes a lot to Microsoft. Here's what autocorrect looked like in 1993.
That's what some people say about these 11 films.
Disco doesn't suck, but some of these covers do. Behold Joni Mitchell, Chuck Berry, and Broadway classics get the disco treatment.
Azteca seems like such a nice place to play.
YouTube's ad placement algorithm is either way smarter than we thought, or way, way dumber.
Arctic Monkeys! The Rolling Stones! Mumford & Sons!
The Victoria's Secret brand Pink's partnership with Major League Baseball is back in full swing, and it's very cutesy. But maybe a LITTLE cuteness isn't so bad.
Because when I think, "Mr. T," I think hockey.
Ballet is totally metal.
Front pages across the country cover the historic cases.
Cutest couple or CUTEST COUPLE?!
My god. Redditor John Wray hit the nail on the head.
OH GOD, WHAT EVEN ARE THEY?!
The battle to become the next front page of the internet.
In honor of Nathan Fillion's birthday, let's take a look back at the role that made him a geek god.
Just in case you're looking for a little motivation today.
The 20-year-old Heisman winner wants his privacy back.
Or maybe not so surprising. It also proved to be a spectacular year in celebrity mug shots.
A RED VELVET equality cake, at that.
"Progress has been made under this and the previous administration, but given the legislation that Congress has put in place it's going to take some time to full close the facility," spokesman says.
The Supreme Court heard oral arguments and discussed the Defense of Marriage Act case, United States v. Windsor.
Jeremy Kyle, childcare tips and Mrs Brown's Boys. A surprising window onto what goes viral in Britain.
Edna Knowles and Peaches Stevens' wedding was profiled in Jet Magazine on October 15, 1970.
Frat houses across the country just screamed out in confused anger.
Everything is happier now!
This one is "The Walken Dead."
Every person in this post, all of whom are more famous than you'll ever be, are younger than the Nintendo Gameboy, Back to the Future II, and the McDLT. What the hell are you even doing with your life?
Students at Torrington High School in Connecticut have been protesting the arrest of two high school football players after they were charged with sexually assaulting two 13-year-olds.
In this alternate reality the Lannister clan is a happy, goofy family who love each other.
You're doing it wrong.
Is this the only song to ever appear on both this show and Girls?
Tony, Effy, Cassie and Co - whatchu up to?
Expats are mostly sweet folks, but there's always one or two. Here's how to avoid being that guy.
Judging from his comments on the Late Show last night, probably not.
Twenty artists transform a British beach into sandy scenes from Hollywood.
Of course you do, especially since it's set over footage from The Grind.
It doesn't matter how pathetic or contemptible people might find Tiger Woods — he's the greatest golfer in the world once again, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Almost unpleasantly intense. Welcome to the PTSD equivalent of the uncanny valley.
UPDATED: Even more bacon!
"We are trying to fight the idea, to which some young women in France subscribe, that prostitution is banal and just a way of getting money to buy clothes."
It was a German sausage commercial from 1998 and Jimmy Kimmel dug it up for him so he could relive the glorious moment.
Plus: Director Jon M. Chu explains why he wanted to be sure the characters "are not cardboard cutout toy figures."
Spongebob's clueless starfish friend is — for some reason — the stupefied star of the latest Internet meme.
Starring Jenna Von Oy, who played Blossom's best friend Six on Blossom!
What's the difference between Facebook and your diary? For some people, ZERO.
As explained by My-So Called Life, Clueless, John Hughes, and more. (Boys. Why do they make things so hard?)
And it's not by Samsung or Microsoft or Google.
Who knows if he's good at jiujitsu? He's good at being pretty.
One of the best parts about this show was the alternate endings to the theme song. This supercut collects most of them for your nostalgic pleasure.
Despite falling ratings, hordes still turn out for a chance to sit in the show's audience. A day with the superfans.
It's absolutely encouraged to send these to your enemies, though.
Let's see...claws? Check! Samurai swords? Check! Hugh Jackman looking totally ripped? CHECK!
You probably already know that Edith Windsor spent her later years fighting for marriage equality, but how much do you know about the whirlwind romance that started it all?
Answer: NO! This is the happiest he will ever be. And it's adorable.
A new survey finds most Americans think corporate leaders should keep their opinions to themselves. MTV and News Corp. are rated most partisan.
This morning on Today Jenna Wolfe revealed that she's engaged and having a baby with NBC News correspondent Stephanie Gosk.
This has been a Sofia Vergara hair color update.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Find out what Joey wants you not to do.
The Toronto Silent Film Festival shows you how to recreate the magic of 19th century cinema...on your phone!
Guess which network was the least interested. Three very different approaches to a historic day.
Anyone who claims they love to clean is probably lying. We could all use a few shortcuts when it comes to maintaining a tidy household.
Don't use a calendar — just look at this chart of Peeps and candy corn popularity.
I know what to do now.
Read the touching story of why this seven year-old autistic girl is kissing her cheeseburger.
He apologizes, again, for the Paula Broadwell affair. "This has obviously been a very difficult episode for us ... [to] fall as far as I did."
“I’d lost hope in myself. I’d lost faith. Then all of a sudden this cat came over and it was like ‘Hey, you are you.'”
The actors who play the three middle Stark children have become close friends in real life. But they've never been interviewed together until now.
Yeah, I gotta go with "creepy" here.
NOM (National Organization For Marriage) held their own rally against gay marriage at the Supreme Court yesterday. Here's everything that I learned.
Your daily commute is enough of a trial without having to worry that you've been made into a laughing stock.
So Miliband has quit as an MP. But not before we managed to get some fantastic photos of him, including the other jobs he tried before deciding to move to New York.
I Fucking Love Science is the liveliest science community on the web, with over 4 million fans on Facebook. Here are a few of the most powerful posts.
Quite clearly the greatest magazine of our time.
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...and the ABC News appearance ...and the Lifetime movie?!
Now we see where he learned his rage filled ways. Ranked from least to most vitriolic. Spoilers for this week's New Girl.
“We are Americans, we just want to be treated like everybody else. That’s a compelling argument.”
Mmmm, tastes like critically acclaimed television.
I asked young, pro-gay marriage people outside of the Supreme Court to write a message to other young people that don’t. Here’s what they wrote.