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March 14, 2013

Joss Whedon On Kickstarter And "Firefly": "It Doesn't Just Open The Floodgates"

But Whedon does feel "unfettered joy" about the success of the Veronica Mars Kickstarter campaign.

Jason Bateman’s Truly Cheesy ‘80s Sex Advice PSA

How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love, the video that attempted to give '80s teenagers the straight talk about sex.

This Is What 1999 Looked Like According To The People Of 1966

In Year 1999 AD the kids are all watching YouTube at school and people are Skypeing 24/7. But there's no Britney.

True Facts About Land Snails

This video might make you feel uncomfortable.

Crucial Booze Hacks For Accomplished Drinkers

Flaming gummy bear, anyone?

Four Things Obama Is Not

He's not a lot of things, take his word for it.

Awesome Solutions To Crappy Problems

There are a million DIY tricks floating around on the Internet. I tested a few and this is what I found out.

The Correct Way To Relax At The Office

You've been doing it wrong the whole time!

5 Easy Steps For Successfully Trolling Your Co-Worker

Brought to you by PGA golfers Keegan Bradley and Jason Dufner.

President Obama Returns To California Next Month

Fundraising trip to Bay Area to "to help retire the debt of the Democratic National Committee that remains from our victory in November," California Democratic Party email reads.

"Jurassic Park 4" Finds Its Hipster Director

His name is Colin Trevorrow, and his only previous feature-directing credit is last year's sci-fi indie Safety Not Guaranteed.

6 Happy Announcements That Will Make You Cry

Guaranteed to warm your heart. Guaranteed.

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

OMG Drew Carey as a child, plus nine other tweets from the celeb twitterverse.

How Facebook Hashtags Change The Meaning Of "Public"

Hashtags will fundamentally change what it means to post on Facebook. And test users' comfort in the process.

NBA Fans Display Some Very Effective Classic Trolling

Sometimes, the oldest tricks in the book still work beautifully.

Which Apocalyptic Scenario Are You Equipped To Survive?

Not all world-ending events are created equal. Take this quiz to discover which apocalypse you better hope hits first.

The 7 Best Ever Stories About Prince

Join our purple hero as he plays mini-golf, buys a futon off of Craigslist, and tries online dating. These Stories About Prince are like none you've heard before.

15 Children's Books That Are Doing It Right

These illustrated stories shine a light on diverse families, and are too adorable for words.

Charlie Sheen Wants People To Throw "Some Dog Sh*t" At His Daughters Old School

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Some Corgis Just Want To Be Chased

CHASE HIM, German Shepherd. Please. For all of us.

12 Good Luck Charms You Might Already Have In Your House

Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, here are a few lesser-known good luck charms that are (mostly) easy to get ahold of.

Reuters Social Media Editor Indicted For Allegedly Conspiring With Anonymous

If convicted, Reuters' deputy social media editor Matthew Keys faces up to 25 years in prison and $750,000 in fines.

8 Things That Will Make Your Palms Sweat Uncontrollably

Have you ever reacted physically to something on the internet? Well, get ready.

27 Reasons Why Cristina Yang Is Everything You Aspire To In Life

You either want to be her or want her to be your best friend. Let's be honest, the true tragedy of Grey's Anatomy is that they didn't make the show all about Cristina.

Cat Struggles To Understand A Tent

"What is he doing that I'm not?!" -This Cat Oh, cats.

Where Are They Now: The Disney Princess Edition

Ever wonder what happened to Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Pocahontas after they said, "happily ever after"? This video from Paint should answer those questions.

Hey, At Least Paris Hilton And Nick Carter Aren't Dating Anymore

Cheer up, friends! Things could be worse!

If You Tune Down Taylor Swift She Sounds Exactly Like Fun.

This is really weird and great and horrible.

15 Things Mason Jars Are Really Thinking

You've been using them for way too many DIY projects for way too long, and now they're fighting back.

A Definitive Ranking Of The 20 Most Important Pies

All pies are destined for greatness. But some pies achieve more greatness than others.

25 Kids Who Know The Secret To Happiness

Looks like it's time to start making some life changes.

The World Welcomes The New Pope

48 newspapers from around the world welcomed the Catholic Church's new leader.

Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Designed Teen Bedroom Furniture In 2005

Which Olsen décor style are you? City Style or Country Chic?

White House Points To Republicans Bemoaning Sequester Back Home

There's more to this than the tours, White House says.

Gus Johnson Loses His Voice Again

Shockingly, there was a buzzer beater involved.

Here Is Kate Moss Reading "50 Shades Of Grey" Out Loud

What better way to give to charity then to have a supermodel seductively read 50 shades of Grey out loud if enough money has been donated.

Where Are They Now: MTV "True Life" Couple Charlie B. & Sabrina

Find out what happened to the infamous Staten Islanders.

11 Incredible Sports Movies That Have Terrible Rotten Tomatoes Ratings

Definitive proof that movie critics have no idea what they're talking about whatsoever.

It's Going To Suck For The Patriots When Wes Welker Knocks Them Out Of The Playoffs Next Year

Even though it was the right football move, there are definite shades of Adam Vinatieri in the Patriots' letting Welker walk to Denver.

Alert, Alert! Matthew McConaughey Is Muscular Again

Remember when he lost all that weight for his movie and looked like a skeletor? Well, fear no more because the Matthew everyone knows and loves is back.

11 Reasons To Love Megan Draper On "Mad Men"

Why all the hatred for Don's charming French Canadian wife? Short version: You're just jealous.

How To Make Sense Of All The Characters From "The Hobbit"

In advance of the DVD/Blu-ray release of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on March 19, here's a primer on all those dwarves. And hobbits, and elves, and wizards.

Animals March Madness, Round One: Armadillos Vs. Foxes

A face-off of adorable proportions. See the full bracket here and vote at the bottom of this post!

21 Pieces From The Runways You Just Might Find At Your Local Zara

Wedge sneakers are absolutely everywhere, but what will be next to go from the runway to every single shopping center? This stuff, probably.

Rand Paul, Marco Rubio Square Off At CPAC

While Rubio sticks to a traditional approach, Paul's libertarian, reformist message gets the crowd going.

15 Unforgivable Moments From The Late '90s/Early '00s Chinese Fashion Trend

Oh God. Remember when you wore chopsticks in your hair and had those chunky Chinese Laundry shoes?

Meet A Tiny French Bulldog Puppy Named Lentil

Lentil was born with a cleft palate, but that's not stopping him from getting healthy and exploding hearts, with the help of some human love and care.

Spider-Man Is Pretty Good At Taekwondo

Which i guess is something that happens to you when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.

17 Strange Pies You Still Might Eat

Just give these pies a chance, OK?

This Filet Of Sole Is Literal Food Porn

Oh, you thought this pastry was graphic? Behold, the most NSFW dish of all time.

A Guy In Spain Dreamed The Pope Would Be Named Francis A Month Ago

Not only that, he also dreamed that Benedict would step down. Almost two weeks before Benedict resigned! Ah!

10 Things That Are Simpler Than Applying For Obamacare

Establishing a bank, for instance.

The Oldest Albatross In The World Just Had The Cutest Baby

Wisdom is 62 years old, a Japanese tsunami survivor, and a proud new mom. Also, who knew baby albatrosses were so freaking adorable? (via Anna and her mom.)

Gaming Doesn't Need Creeps

Can the gaming world leave its most juvenile impulses behind? Its most influential voices are taking sides.

Hillary Clinton-Michelle Obama 2016 Presidential Ticket Floated

Hillary Clinton hasn't said if she'll run for president in 2016, but there are those hoping she'll run -- and pick fellow (future) former first lady Michelle Obama as her running mate.

TED Talk Fiasco

Scientist George Karros tries to explain the bright side of cloning superintelligent, bulletproof rats.

"How To Talk On The Telephone"

From 1951, via Bell. Presented without snarky douchebag commentary.

Marine With Concealed Carry Permit Saves Woman From Being Beaten To Death

"Not all [gun owners] are bad or crazy gun nuts... Some of us do good things."

"Pushing Daisies" Is Pie Porn

It may have been a show about bringing dead people back to life, but it was also a show about pie.

Marco Rubio Avoids Talk Of Immigration Reform In CPAC Speech

Florida Republican stuck to climate change and marriage equality. “Just because I believe states should have the right to define marriage in the traditional way does not make me a bigot,” he said to applause.

An Athlete Pays Touching Instagram Tribute To The City He's Leaving

Josh Cribbs has played in Cleveland for his entire career. Today it looks like he will be signing elsewhere. But before he did, he used social media to say goodbye.

How To Make $10 Million On YouTube

Hint: Don't stop at YouTube.

Possibly The First Passover E-Book Created By A Dating Site

JDate Haggadah is an eBook version of, well, the Haggadah. It also answers the question you never knew you had: what would Moses' online dating profile look like?

What Would Klaus And Caroline's OkCupid Profiles Look Like?

It wouldn't be a good Vampire Diaries day if we weren't shipping Klaroline. Big thanks to TV Guide for putting these up!

33 Pictures That Should Be Left In The '90s

Some things about the '90s should just be forgotten.

35 Magical Moments Captured With A Camera

These super-happy photos are guaranteed to make you smile.

How Does Catdog Poop?

It's the age old question and I WANT ANSWERS.

The 19 Most Important Animal Athletes Of All Time

And no. Air Bud doesn't count. This is real.

37 Reasons Seth Cohen Is The Perfect Boyfriend

Step aside, Summer Roberts. Just step aside.

22 Things That Must Be In The "Veronica Mars" Movie

Or we'll cry. No seriously Rob Thomas, bring back the argyle polo.

7 GIFs That Prove Gravity Is Bullshit

Trampolines are awesome.

10 Stunning Vintage Magazine Covers Featuring Carmen Dell'Orefice

The 81-year-old Dell'Orefice first graced the cover of Vogue 66 years ago.

The Most Popular Pie For Every Month

Illustrated by PIE charts, of course.

Can You Remember These Lite FM Classics?

You've heard these songs on family road trips, in dentists' waiting rooms, and while scavenging for buttons on Marshall's floor as your mom shopped.

Amsterdam's Oldest Prostitutes Retire After 50 Years (And 355,000 Customers)

Louise and Martine Fokkens, Amsterdam's famous 70-year-old twin prostitutes, are finally calling it quits. It's the end of an era!

26 Ways To Perfectly Pie Someone In The Face

Pie isn't only for eating on Pi(e) Day. It's also for good ol' fashioned fun at the expense of others.

Wonderful Time-Lapse Of A Day In New York City

Because who doesn't love a good time-lapse?

Here's What MSNBC Should Do With Its Weekends Now That Chris Hayes Is Moving

Recent programming changes have given the network a chance to play "moneyball" with its deep bench of contributors.

Dick Morris Slams Paul Ryan's Budget

"Why lose 10 years of elections to mess with those programs?" the pundit says of changes to Medicare.

First Look At ABC Family's "The Fosters"

The new ABC Family drama series features two moms doing their best to raise a multi-ethnic family mix of foster and biological kids. The show premieres June 3rd.

Awesome Map Showing Where All Your Favorite TV Shows Take Place

Maps like this have gone around before, but this is a really good/updated one.

Does This Japanese Pastry Look Like A Part Of The Female Anatomy?

A lot of people on the internet are convinced that this Japanese pastry looks an awful lot like something else... [NSFWish]

26 Things You'll See On Public Transportation

In case you needed any more arguments in favor of buying a car and taking it alone everywhere you go for the rest of your life.

Google Reader Still Drives Far More Traffic Than Google+

The beloved but doomed Google Reader is still a healthy source of traffic. Google+, on the other hand...

Thousands Stuck On Another "Poop Ship" [Updated]

Overflowing toilets in the Caribbean. Life on the Carnival Dream.

This 2004 Unaired Amy Poehler Pilot Had A Comedy Dream Team

Seriously though, the cast includes Paul Rudd, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Will Arnett, Ken Marino and so much more.

15 Scrumptious Vintage Pie Ads

From the glory days of pie in America. Happy Pi(e) Day.

Glitch Furniture Makes Your Room Look Like It's Malfunctioning

No, your screen's not bugging out. This cabinet's just born this way.

11 Things Everyone Thinks Are In The Bible, But Aren't

Cleanliness: not technically next to godliness. (Yesssss.)

13 Unconventional Registry Ideas For The Modern Wedding

While everyone obviously wants a quesadilla maker, it might not actually take you that far in life. With all the rules of weddings in flux right now, it's time to say goodbye to those antiquated ideas of what belongs on a wedding registry.

Gollum Sings "Somebody That I Used To Know"

What is a Gotye, Precious? Can we eats it?

Republican Congressman Urges Conservatives Not To Abandon War Against 'Radical Islam'

"There’s no surprise that the American people are war weary when their commander in chief is the weariest of all," Rep. Cotton tells CPAC.

Life-Changing Tip Of The Day: Make Ramen With A Keurig

The soulless pod-coffee-maker in your office or kitchen just got a whole lot more versatile.

American Dads Think Moms Shouldn't Work

Seventy-eight percent of dads say moms shouldn't work full-time.

The Sad, Violent Story Of The Upstate New York Shootout

After killing four people in a shooting spree, Kurt Meyers was killed this morning in a standoff with police. Here are the events leading up to Meyers' death.

"Jeopardy" Burns Taylor Swift

Haha. Even Jeopardy hates Taylor Swift.

24 Awesomely Creative Ways To Come Out Of The Closet

Even though coming out can be awkward and scary, people keep coming up with different ways to do it.

And Now For A Delightful Gag Reel Of Classic Films From The '30s And '40s

Screwing up a scene is so much better in black and white.

Olivia Wilde Responds To The Twitter Hoopla Over Her Telling Justin Bieber To Put A Shirt On

A few weeks ago Wilde tweeted, telling Bieber to "put a fucking shirt on." She responded to the outcry about the tweet on Leno.

Michelle Obama's Second "Vogue" Cover Slightly Less Awkward Than Her First

Bit still awkward. What's with the stilted smile?

15 Most Creative Double Billboards

And a couple triple billboards. Some very cool ads here.

22 Reasons Why Klaus Is An Undeniably Hot Sociopath

Sure, he's a monster on Vampire Diaries, but look at those dimples! Dang, Klaus, dang.

Best Peep Art In The History Of The Universe

Go ahead, do a Google search. This figuratively — and literally — destroys all the others.

Demi Lovato's New Haircut

The "X Factor" judge debuted a photo of her new, shorter hair over Twitter Tuesday night.

A Photo That Defines A Generation

Visitors take photos with their phones and tablets of Pope Francis as he speaks from the central balcony of St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican.

How To Make A Candy Bar Pie

This pie is dedicated to a much under-appreciated candy bar, the Take 5.

How To Make A Strawberry-Sweet Pea Pie

Whaaaaaaat — peas in a dessert?? YES, and it's springy and very delicious.

How To Make A Macaroni And Cheese Pie With A Bacon Lattice

The lattice tries to steal the show, but the mac and cheese — made with brie, gruyere, and cheddar — is actually the best part.

The Incredible Cool Of Young Michael Caine Leads The Evening Links

Plus Ukrainian attack dolphins, pandas doing their thing, and Steve Urkel's family tree.

Riot In East Flatbush Breaks Out At Candle Vigil

A large group in East Flatbush, Brooklyn mourning the death of Kimani 'Kiki' Gray, who was fatally shot by police on Saturday after allegedly pointing a gun in their direction, clashed with police on Wednesday night.

MSNBC Moving Ed Schultz To Weekends

The MSNBC host is leaving his 8pm time slot and going to the weekends.

Progressive Catholics Cautiously Optimistic About Pope Francis

His emphasis on social justice gives liberal-leaning Catholics hope, but his rigidly traditional stances on homosexuality and women's issues temper the enthusiasm.

Who Wrote These Celebrity Autobiographies?

If the title isn't a pun, how are we supposed to tell?

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