Exhibit A: Hi, I am a tiny adorable armadillo!
Exhibit A: Oh, hello! I didn't see you there! I was just busy being cute with my pals.
You wanna play?
Exhibit B: Look how cute I am when I take a bath!!
Exhibit B: Watch me get stuck in the snow!
Exhibit C: Do you want to go on vacation with me?
Exhibit C: I'll make your ex jealous. Seriously, look how ridiculously good looking I am!
Exhibit D: I am GREAT at protecting myself!
Exhibit D: Disney made a movie about me!
Cute animals like me need to be protected from mean foxes!
Why would they eat other animals...
Huh? Mean animals?!
We wouldn't hurt a fly!
Our mom raised us right!
Please Mr. Fox, Nooooooooooooo!
Exhibit E: When I get a little bigger, you can take me for a walk!
He does NOT want to go on a walk!
That's because we like to run!
Exhibit E: Check out how freakin' adorable we are when we're sleepy!
Just look how goofy I am!
I love to cuddle!
Exhibit F: Did you forget how cute I am as a baby?
Did someone say cute babies?
You don't want to get me started on being a cute baby!
Exhibit F: When's the last time an armadillo give you a high-five?
Some people say I look like a dinosaur, which is ok with me because they are pretty cool!
Dinosours? We look like puppies! What's cuter than a puppy? Oh wait, US!
Exhibit G: Some of my human friends said you might not vote for me....
They said we could go out for a few beers win or lose.
I hope we go to my favorite watering hole!
Exhibit G: I have an excellent sense of humor!
Exhibit H: Just remember, if you do vote for me! I will run and play!
And have the very best day!
Exhibit H: I love to make new friends!
So vote for me!
And maybe we can hang out sometime!
Voting is closed!