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November 8, 2011

The Best (Worst?) Of Herman Cain's Sexual Harassment Press Conference

If you're looking for all the hits of Herman Cain's sexual harassment press conference, then you've come to the right place. Here is the best of Herman splitting hairs, making issues of things no one was asking about, and reliving memories that he claimed he didn't have last week.

The Best Of Drinkify

Drinkify is a website that tells you exactly what you should drink while listening to a specific musical artist. Here are some of my favorites.

Chicken Pox Lollipops

They're being mailed through our postal system. As are rags soaked in virulent bodily fluids. And parents are shoving them in their children's mouths. Just get a damn shot!

Justin Bieber Xmas Video Abomination

Bieber can use his fame and girlish good looks to get away with a lot of things. But tarnishing cherished claymation memories is not one of them. You hear me, Bieber!?

Rugby Player Has Stroke, Wakes Up Gay

Well this is the most ridiculous headline of the day by far. Is there any chance this is actually possible? Can a stroke "make you gay"? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. But maybe that's just me.

World's First Aircraft Carrier

In 1910, the USS Pennsylvania nailed some questionable quality wooden planks together to form the first water based air strip. Pilot Eugene Ely was selected as the lucky man to test it out.

Exploring Track 61: The Hidden Subway Track Beneath The Waldorf-Astoria

First used by General Pershing in 1938, this short-lived line secretly carried Franklin D. Roosevelt to his private suite at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel, and whose platform later played host to Andy Warhol's "Underground Party" in 1965. Today, the original train car and elevator that FDR used are still standing on the mysterious line. See photos here, courtesy of Gothamist.

Paint Company Changes Color Names To Make Them Manlier

Canada's CIL Paints decided that their paint names were simply too feminine for a man to want any part of. Their solution? To man up these names! "Plum Escape" becomes "Sucker Punch," which is way better until you realize you're still painting your wall purple.

New Die Antwoord Video For "Fok Julle Naaiers" Is Expectedly Insane

After a falling out with their label, Interscope--who wanted the South African band to be more "middle-America friendly"--the band have released a new single, "Fok Julle Naaiers," which translates to "F*ck You All." Their next album, TEN$ION, will be released independently online, as they believe "CDs are like motherf*cking VHS."

Super Fetch

I don't know what's more impressive: the dog's fetching skills, or the kid's batting skills.

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