November 8, 2011
If you're looking for all the hits of Herman Cain's sexual harassment press conference, then you've come to the right place. Here is the best of Herman splitting hairs, making issues of things no one was asking about, and reliving memories that he claimed he didn't have last week.
Herman, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gotten a lot of money from the National Restaurant Association if that's all that happened. Just a thought.
So that's why he didn't remember. I hate when people ask me about sexual harassment settlements, when they mean agreements. Because I definitely never think of them as the same.
Herman Cain makes sure that he uses his press conference to address the real issue. Thanks Herman. What would we do without you?
When all else fails, fake it -- or draw an amusing picture. Probably a good rule for life generally, as it happens.
They're being mailed through our postal system. As are rags soaked in virulent bodily fluids. And parents are shoving them in their children's mouths. Just get a damn shot!
Bieber can use his fame and girlish good looks to get away with a lot of things. But tarnishing cherished claymation memories is not one of them. You hear me, Bieber!?
Well this is the most ridiculous headline of the day by far. Is there any chance this is actually possible? Can a stroke "make you gay"? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. But maybe that's just me.
This seems like it would be a pretty hard plan to execute. Specifically in terms of storage, it seems totally unreasonable.
In 1910, the USS Pennsylvania nailed some questionable quality wooden planks together to form the first water based air strip. Pilot Eugene Ely was selected as the lucky man to test it out.
So if you wanted to own something once worn by a disgusting (alleged) child molester, now's your chance. God help us all.
At least he's finally acknowledging these harassment charges. I just can't help but think that this wasn't the best way to do it.
As Planned Parenthood fights for its life, it's interesting to see its earliest form. It's bizarre to think that even this would still be controversial in many circles.
Clever girl...and boy. I don't know how they convinced the con planners to let this Power Wheels Jeep in, but I'm glad they did.
Go long, Heathcliff! Longer....longer...like Long Cat long, man!
That's some excellent mouse-throwing technique if I've ever seen it.
This dude has basically invented the new hover hand.
First used by General Pershing in 1938, this short-lived line secretly carried Franklin D. Roosevelt to his private suite at the Waldorf-Astoria hotel, and whose platform later played host to Andy Warhol's "Underground Party" in 1965. Today, the original train car and elevator that FDR used are still standing on the mysterious line. See photos here, courtesy of Gothamist.
Proving once again that he is the coolest man in the world (take that Ryan Gosling), Joseph Gordon-Levitt covered the party anthem of our generation. It's fantastic.
Canada's CIL Paints decided that their paint names were simply too feminine for a man to want any part of. Their solution? To man up these names! "Plum Escape" becomes "Sucker Punch," which is way better until you realize you're still painting your wall purple.
Where do I see myself in five years? Prison or dead.
There is nothing quite as personal (or as potentially embarrassing) as your past Google searches. So the GOP candidates are probably going to be pretty upset by this latest leak.
What is they say about the best of intentions? Oh right, they don't matter when you screw up this royally, Templar.
Disgusting. Will it ever end?!
This just goes to show how universal Ms. Gaga has become. (Thanks Jenny!)
Be still my beating heart.
After a falling out with their label, Interscope--who wanted the South African band to be more "middle-America friendly"--the band have released a new single, "Fok Julle Naaiers," which translates to "F*ck You All." Their next album, TEN$ION, will be released independently online, as they believe "CDs are like motherf*cking VHS."
I don't know what's more impressive: the dog's fetching skills, or the kid's batting skills.
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