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November 8, 2011
The Best (Worst?) Of Herman Cain's Sexual Harassment Press Conference
If you're looking for all the hits of Herman Cain's sexual harassment press conference, then you've come to the right place. Here is the best of Herman splitting hairs, making issues of things no one was asking about, and reliving memories that he claimed he didn't have last week.
Herman Cain Demonstrates The One Thing He Remembers About Meeting Karen Kraushaar
Herman, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gotten a lot of money from the National Restaurant Association if that's all that happened. Just a thought.
Herman Cain Explains The Important Difference Between A Settlement And An Agreement
So that's why he didn't remember. I hate when people ask me about sexual harassment settlements, when they mean agreements. Because I definitely never think of them as the same.
Herman Cain On Sexual Harassment: "Women Do It Too"
Herman Cain makes sure that he uses his press conference to address the real issue. Thanks Herman. What would we do without you?
Grayskull Power Distribution
#OccupyGrayskull.
Justin Bieber Xmas Video Abomination
Bieber can use his fame and girlish good looks to get away with a lot of things. But tarnishing cherished claymation memories is not one of them. You hear me, Bieber!?
The FDA's Controversial New Cigarette Plan
This seems like it would be a pretty hard plan to execute. Specifically in terms of storage, it seems totally unreasonable.
World's First Aircraft Carrier
In 1910, the USS Pennsylvania nailed some questionable quality wooden planks together to form the first water based air strip. Pilot Eugene Ely was selected as the lucky man to test it out.
Chuck Testa Auto-Tune Remix
About time too. That Antoine Dodson earworm was getting tired.
Herman Cain's Shocking New Campaign Ad
At least he's finally acknowledging these harassment charges. I just can't help but think that this wasn't the best way to do it.
Most Elaborate "Jurassic Park" Cosplay Ever
Clever girl...and boy. I don't know how they convinced the con planners to let this Power Wheels Jeep in, but I'm glad they did.
A Game Of Cat And Mouse
Go long, Heathcliff! Longer....longer...like Long Cat long, man!
Paint Company Changes Color Names To Make Them Manlier
Canada's CIL Paints decided that their paint names were simply too feminine for a man to want any part of. Their solution? To man up these names! "Plum Escape" becomes "Sucker Punch," which is way better until you realize you're still painting your wall purple.
Work: The Gentlemen's Rant
Where do I see myself in five years? Prison or dead.
The Most Honest Political Ad Ever
"I'm not saying things will get better, but I'd certainly like them to." I'd vote for him. (via Ben Smith)
Republican Presidential Candidates' Google Searches Leaked
There is nothing quite as personal (or as potentially embarrassing) as your past Google searches. So the GOP candidates are probably going to be pretty upset by this latest leak.
Dragon Age Redemption: Episode Five
What is they say about the best of intentions? Oh right, they don't matter when you screw up this royally, Templar.
Herman Cain's HarassMint Chocolate Chip
Cain's finally got his very own Ben & Jerry's flavor. Perfect for nervously shoveling into your mouth during the next, squirm-inducing press conference. Look forward to Herman's Gropeberry Sorbet later this primary season!
Vybz Kartel Teacha's Pet Episode 6 Full
Vybz Kartel Teacha's pet Episode 6 Full
